Mickey Virus Page #2

just do this for me.

I'll slap you.

- Please, just this once.

You've two uncles.

- The other one's paternal.

Come forjust 2 minutes!

HI.

lam Siddhant.

You're cop?

- What the..

He's smart.

How did I find out?

He's scared sh.

He's wearing sports

shoes under your uniforms.

And you're demeanor clearly says"

"that you are a government officer.

Police officer.

Inspector. Constable. Right?

- Wrong.

lam the Inspector.

He's a constable?

I'll slap you silly.

Can't you see? He's ACP.

He's wearing better clothes.

Now that we know how sharp you are"

"then, let's get to the point.

Will you work with me?

- Work?

Io.

This not a question, it's an order.

Will you come along quietly"

..or will I have to

drag your a along?

Sir...

Io need to say yes now.

Take a few days.

You see...l don't work

'with' or 'for' anyone.

It's my rule.

Think about it.

Give it a thought.

Like you guys 93V-

'Sleep over it.'

See you.

- Come here.

Listen"

- What did you say"

Hear me out.. I've a problem.

Sir, at least half a dozen

have tried since morning.

They're all useless.

Here he is. Welcome.

So, what's the outcome?

Tracking hackers was quite tricky sir.

I tried to track the

trailes of both the dead hackers.

But, couldn't find a clue about"

..why they came to Delhi?

Who called them?

What was their motive?

Sir, I suggest"

- Io, no. Don't suggest anything.

Get going. I can guess

the rest from your face.

In all you failed to score, right.

Come on, get going.

Go, Q0, go'

Don't jump off!

Take the stairs down!

Sir, they can't even find their way.

Sir, it's not their cup of tea.

They can't even hold their pants up.

Their pants keep slipping down..

"and, their

undenlvear keeps coming out!

They're good-for-nothing.

- Sir.

Sir.

This is Mickey the Virus' history.

These days this slimy bastard"

"been playing games under

the avatar of Kun-fu Chameli.

Shut your crap, Chutney.

It'll only take you five minutes.

Take your Goddamn

scooter and get here.

lam a super hacker.

And my mom sent me

out to buy vegetables.

Life was busy, handling

mom's store by the day..'

'..and creating fake viruses

for the antivirus companies.'

Oh, come on. - 'That's how I came

at Govindpuri vegetable market.'

'Where I met that knockout-beauty.

0h, my!

I wish I had read Mills and Boons..

..in my childhood instead

of Milli and Babloo comics!

What do you want?

Gourd. 1 he.

This is a vegetable market,

not a milk booth.

We sell by the kilo.

- So, what?

How much for it?

- 50 Rs a kilo.

Shall I out it or

will you eat it here?

50 Rs? You're ripping us.

It costs only 10 Rs.

It's the wedding season.

Sweetmeats are the

delicacy of the season.

Wedding season!

That's a great season!

Io. It's too expensive.

- Right.

It's too expensive. That's not done.

You're selling it at a high rate.

You can't sell

something worth 10, for 50.

It's too expensive.

Do you want to buy it or

are you just looking around.

Oye your vegetable has

made me a vegetable!

Bird watching again, you pervert!

Chutney!

Opportunity always hit poked, mailed,

spammed and liked me.

And, I kept waiting for

her to knock on my door.

This time I won't let her slip.

Are you listening?

- Yes.

Just upload the gourd!

Excuse me.

'When a gorgeous

girl's in front of you".

..then, there can

actually be a huge difference"

..between what you

think in your mind..

..and actually what you wanted to say.

'Stop wasting time on

thinking of a Facebook status.

'And think about the right

pickup line to impress her.'

'Ask her name.'

'Move your lips, idiot!'

Mickey, you should get

a kick on your bums.

Rascal. I've been

carrying that gourd around.

While you..

- To hell with the gourd.

Where did she go?

The original version

of my Kung-fu Chameli.

Come back on earth!

Every fair-skin looks

like Kung-fu Chameli to you.

She's vanished!

Chutney. Please. Gimme one

pickup line to impress her.

Are we brothers?

Please. Please. Please.

I'll have to Google for it.

Forget the flour and start Googling.

And send me the pickup line, now.

H ey!

HI.

Hi? May I help you?

- Yeah! By giving me your number.

lame! AddressH

Are you crazy?

- Io.

Fine, how about a photograph of yours.

You see, I want to tell

Santa what I want for Christmas.

You...are mad!

- Io, l..

'Why didn't God put a

'Backspace' in my mouth?'

'Couldn't you find a worse line?'

'Mickey, you should

definitely get kicked in your bums..

..and all other parts of your body.

I was trying to send you the line,

but it isn't going through.

Your system had to buffer now, right.

It was such a disastrous pickup line.

Madam, your card.

Kung-fu Chameli!

I will return her this card.

- Here. Take this along.

Read the line from this.

Thank you.

Wait, wait, wait.

You forgot your card.

Fate brought you to me Miss.

Fate brought you to me Miss.

Mutual funds are

subject to market risk.

My card?

I see. So your fate

brought us together.

So, if you're lucky, we'll meet again.

I am on my way.

Your Vegetable has

made my mind a vegetable!

Couldn't you give me a better line?

First you ask for help

and later crib about it.

But Floppy-

She was just amazing.

From the moment I saw her,

everything went into slow-motion.

What's happening?

I can't hear a thing.

I'm getting that

'falling-in-love' type feeling.

He's dying in love.

Do you have a plan to find her?

To hell with the plan.

But, there must be a way to find her.

You don't know her name, her address,

or her phone number.

How are you going to find her? Stupid.

The professor always says,

if you're stuck"

..then hit rewind, and

review the events again.

You will find the solution in there.

'Madam, your card.'

'Wait, wait, wait.'

'You forgot your card.'

Palwinder. Your

audio's got super speakers!

Find anything?

Everything.

She's Kamayani.

Kung-fu Chameli.

Your gal's a real hottie.

Why do nerds always end

up with the best girls?

Fate did bring us

back together, Kammi!

My future childrens Mummy!!

Floppy, you know.

Your 'Profiler' was really good.

I just uploaded the latest antivirus.

Then why did you screw it up. Dog!

Did you forget the

Professor's first rule?

'No matter how good a

hardware you build.'

'If your software's weak, your

system will definitely crash.'

Elementaryf

You remember all the

Professor's rules.

But, everything he hands you a

job you disappear in thin air.

You two are the

Professor's ass lickers.

Why do you need me?

And anyway, I'm not like

the universal charger"

"that, you can plug me in anywhere.

Since you've fell for

that Kung-fu chick..

"Even your thoughts

have become triple X.

Kung-fu chick

You find this lame joke funny, is it!

- Are you crazy? What are you doing?

Hello.

Yes, Professor.

We're on our way.

Professor.

Come fast.

- Hey? Where to?

Sitting idle and doing

nothing is your job.

Come on.

SUVW. Where are you going?

Sit down.

Before you pin this bill

on me, I'm running away.

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