Mischief Page #5

YOU SHOULD. YOU SHOULD.

IT FEELS SO GOOD. JONATHAN,

PLEASE DON'T DO ANY MORE.

[ Moans ]

BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD.

JONATHAN, WHERE ARE YOU

PUTTING YOUR HAND?

I'M SORRY. IT FELL DOWN.

DON'T BE A WEAKLING.

I'M A WEAKLING. I ADMIT IT.

[ Whinnies ]

JONATHAN, YOU'VE GO YOUR HAND IN MY PANTIES.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

JONATHAN, THEY'LL BE BACK

ANY MINUTE.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER.

OH, PLEASE, MARILYN?

IT'S BEEN 17 YEARS.

LET GO.

PLEASE, MARILYN?

JONATHAN, LET GO.

MARILYN! MARILYN, IT'S BEEN

17 YEARS. COME ON!

I SAID NO, JONATHAN!

LET GO!

[ Ripping ]

[ Screams ]

[ Giggles ]

[ Clears Throat ]

JONATHAN, YOU REALLY SHOULD

GET THAT DOOR FIXED.

A PERSON COULD FALL OU AND HURT THEMSELF.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

IT'S A STUDEBAKER.

IT'S A LOVER'S QUESTION

I'D LIKE TO KNOW

I'D LIKE TO KNOW

I'D LIKE TO KNOW

THAT WAS DISGUSTING

OF YOU TODAY, JONATHAN.

I KNOW.

HERE.

MARILYN--

[ Groans ]

JONATHAN?

YES?

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU IS

THAT YOU DON'T LOOK DANGEROUS,

EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE.

MY PARENTS ARE GOING AWAY

THIS WEEKEND.

[ Phone Rings ]

[ Chirping ]

HELLO?

[ Marilyn ]

HI. JONATHAN?

I'VE GOT A SPLITTING

HEADACHE. YOU DON'T MIND

IF WE CANCEL, DO YOU?

[ Sighs ]

CANCEL?

[ Giggles ]

JUST KIDDING, SILLY.

HURRY UP AND GE OVER HERE, WILL YA?

AW, OKAY. BYE.

[ Gene ]

THAT'S LOOKING GOOD THERE,

DAD. HOW'S THIS OVER HERE?

FIRST AND GOAL.

DEFENSE CRUMBLING!

WHEN THE TWILIGH IS GONE

AND NO SONGBIRDS

ARE SINGING:

I HAVE EVERY ELIZABETH TAYLOR

ARTICLE EVER PUBLISHED.

WHEN THE TWILIGHT IS GONE

YOU MUST HAVE:

A LOT OF MAGAZINES.

YOU COME INTO MY HEAR DO YOU REMEMBER THE SCENE

BETWEEN MONTGOMERY CLIF AND ELIZABETH TAYLOR...

IN A PLACE IN THE SUN?

OH, UH, THE ONE WHERE--

[ Vehicle Honks ]

MY PRAYER:

ARE YOU SURE YOUR PARENTS

WENT TO MARYSVILLE?

IS TO BE THERE WITH YOU

IT'S A LONG DRIVE.

AT THE END OF THE DAY

IN A DREAM THAT'S DIVINE

MY PRAYER:

IS A RAPTURE IN BLUE

WITH THE WORLD FAR AWAY

AND YOUR LIPS CLOSE TO MINE

TONIGH WHILE OUR HEARTS ARE AGLOW

OH, TELL ME THE WORDS

THAT I'M LONGING TO KNOW

MY PRAYER:

AND THE ANSWER YOU GIVE

MAY THEY STILL BE THE SAME

FOR AS LONG AS WE LIVE

THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE

AT THE END OF:

MY PRAYER:

JONATHAN?

YES?

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THEM OFF?

IT ONLY HURTS:

OH!

I'M SORRY. OF COURSE.

FOR A LITTLE WHILE

THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY

IT ONLY HURTS:

FOR A LITTLE WHILE

THEN ALL YOUR HEARTACHES

AREN'T YOU GONNA

PUT SOMETHING ON?

WILL PASS AWAY:

YOU JUST TOLD ME

TO TAKE THEM OFF.

I'M TALKING ABOUT PROTECTION,

JONATHAN.

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY?

NO.

JONATHAN!

I--

I DIDN'T KNOW

HOW YOU'D FEEL ABOUT IT.

HOW'D YOU THINK I'D FEEL?

[ Sighs ]

ALL RIGHT. WE CAN PLAY.

WE CAN'T GO ALL THE WAY.

OKAY.

JUST WAIT AND SEE

BUT I WILL HUR TILL YOU COME BACK

MARILYN?

YEAH?

TO ME:

I COULD PUT IT IN

JUST A LITTLE BIT...

AND THEN GET OU BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS.

YOU PROMISE, JONATHAN?

I PROMISE.

YOU SWEAR?

I SWEAR. I SWEAR.

OKAY.

OKAY.

[ Marilyn ]

MMM. YOU'RE NO DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

EVERY DAY:

IT'S A-GETTIN' CLOSER

I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I'M TRYING.

GOIN' FASTER

THAN A ROLLER COASTER

LOVE LIKE YOURS:

WILL SURELY COME MY WAY

BETTER?

EVERY DAY:

IT'S A-GETTIN' FASTER

OH, MARILYN.

REMEMBER YOU PROMISED,

JONATHAN.

I WILL. I WILL.

DON'T FORGET.

I WON'T. I WON'T.

OH, MARILYN.

OW.

[ Squawks ]

GO AWAY, HERBIE. GO AWAY.

HERBIE, GO AWAY. GO AWAY.

[ Moaning ]

OH, MARILYN.

GOIN' FASTER

THAN A ROLLER COASTER

LOVE LIKE YOURS:

WILL SURELY COME MY WAY

JONATHAN?

HMM?

YOU WENT ALL THE WAY,

DIDN'T YOU?

YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT OUT!

I WAS GOING TO.

YOU LEFT IT IN THE WHOLE TIME?

[ Sighs ]

WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE

SOME PROTECTION?

WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT.

I FIGURED YOU'D THINK I WAS

A SEX FIEND IF I PULLED OU A RUBBER ALL OF A SUDDEN.

MONTGOMERY CLIFT WOULD NEVER DO

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO NAIVE?

I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN I YOUR FIRST TIME.

REALLY, JONATHAN. NO ONE

SAID IT WAS MY FIRST TIME.

[ Car Door Slams ]

OH, NO! SOMETHING MUST'VE

HAPPENED. THEY'RE BACK.

THEY'RE BACK?

OH, MY GOD.

SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR

WELL, I SAW MY BABY WALKIN'

QUICK! QUICK,

THE BACK DOOR--

I'M NOT DRESSED!

WELL, I SAW MY BABY WALKIN'

OOH!

QUICK, QUICK. HURRY!

WITH ANOTHER MAN TODAY

WHEN I ASKED HER

WHAT'S THE MATTER

MARILYN, ARE YOU HOME?

THIS IS:

WHAT I HEARD HER SAY

OH, MY GOD.

YES, DAD.

DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?

AW, YOUR MOTHER FORGO THE WEDDING GIFT.

CAN YOU BEAT THAT?

OH, MAYBE.

SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR

AFTER A WHILE, CROCODILE

THE BED! THE BED!

[ Screams ]

NO! NO.

THE CLOSET!

NO! GET OUT THE WINDOW!

WHEN I THOUGHT OF

WHAT SHE TOLD ME

NEARLY MADE ME LOSE MY HEAD

SHE MUST'VE

LEFT IT UPSTAIRS.

YOUR SHOES.

WHEN I THOUGHT OF

WHAT SHE TOLD ME

NEARLY MADE ME LOSE MY HEAD

OUCH!

SHH! GO AROUND! GO AROUND!

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR

HI, SWEETIE.

HI, DADDY.

YOU BORED?

YEAH. SORT OF.

I'LL SEE YA LATER.

BE GOOD.

[ Exhales ]

CAN'T YOU SEE

YOU'RE IN MY WAY NOW

DON'T YOU KNOW

YOU CRAMP MY STYLE

HI, MRS. McCAULEY.

[ Gasping ]

BYE, MRS. McCAULEY.

- [ Thuds ]

- HAROLD!

SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR

[ Muttering ]

AFTER A WHILE, CROCODILE

SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR

OOPS.

AFTER A WHILE, CROCODILE

ALL RIGHT, EUGENE.

THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.

[ Chattering ]

NEXT. ALL RIGHT, ARNOLD.

ROLL UP YOUR LEFT SLEEVE.

WHAT'S IT LIKE?

AW, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WILL I SEE YOU TONIGHT?

I CAN'T.

PROMISED I'D STAY IN.

TOMORROW. DEFINITELY.

NEXT. I'M SURE

YOU'LL BE JUST FINE.

[ Moaning ]

[ Moans ]

HEY, SPENCER.

[ Gasping ]

[ Boy ]

WHAT'S HE DOING ON THE FLOOR?

AH.

I GOTTA GO TO THE JOHN.

MM-MMM.

[ Car Approaches ]

[ Door Closes ]

[ Door Opens ]

KEN!

KEN, GOOD TO SEE YOU, SON.

COME ON IN.

MAKE YOURSELF TO HOME.

[ Door Closes ]

CLAIRE, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

HELLO, KENNY.

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

BUNNY'S JUST UPSTAIRS DRESSING.

SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE.

WHY DON'T I PUT THESE

IN SOME WATER?

OKAY.

UM, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN, MAKE

YOURSELF COMFORTABLE? GO ON.

OH, YES

I'M THE GREAT PRETENDER

PRETENDING:

THAT I'M DOING WELL

MY NEED IS SUCH:

I PRETEND TOO MUCH

I'M LONELY

BUT NO ONE CAN TELL

OH, YES

I'M THE GREAT PRETENDER

JUST LAUGHING AND GAY

LIKE THE CLOWN:

I SEEM TO BE:

WHAT I'M NOT, YOU SEE

HI.

GENE, WHAT'S WRONG?

HOW WAS DINNER WITH

YOUR PARENTS LAST NIGHT?

THAT WAS MY PARENTS' IDEA.

I DIDN'T EVEN EAT WITH HIM.

YOU EXPECT ME:

TO BELIEVE THAT?

YES, I DO.

- DO YOU THINK

I'D LIE TO YOU?

- NO, I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST TIRED OF ALL

THIS SNEAKING AROUND.

I KNOW.

THEY'LL COME AROUND.

YEAH. WHEN I MAKE

MY FIRST MILLION,

THEY'LL LET ME WALK

THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR

LIKE THAT A**HOLE KENNY.

LOOK, WHY MAKE AN ISSUE

OF IT NOW? IT'S ONLY

GONNA HURT THEIR FEELINGS.

LET'S NOT UPSE POOR OLD MOM AND DAD.

DON'T BE UNREASONABLE, GENE.

I'M THE ONE WHO'S BEING

UNREASONABLE? GREAT!

[ Chattering ]

[ Marilyn ]

ABOUT TIME, HUH? GOTTA GO.

JONATHAN.

YOU COULD SAY HELLO.

I THOUGH YOU WERE MAD AT ME.

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