Miss Frontier Mail Page #4

- Get Shyamu Uncle some tea.

- Yes, Ma'am.

And, this one is number four.

Come on Lagoo, let's go now.

The box with bananas.

And the box with the film.

Here they are.

Sis, we're leaving for the film studio.

Go my son, go quickly.

My Jayant is very hardworking.

But also very smart.

What can l say?

And what have l done then?

Just haircutting?

Be careful, bro.

Watch out for those bandits.

Don't worry.

l'm the brother of the Frontier Mail.

What can l say?

Hey Lagoo, what are you doing?

What can l say?

l'm just checking on the bananas.

But this box has the film.

That means, till we reach the film studio,

you shouldn't open this.

Otherwise it'll get exposed.

Look, this one here has the film.

And that one has the bananas.

This one with bananas,

this one with film.

This one with bananas,

this one with film.

This one with bananas,

this one with film.

One box with film,

one box with bananas.

One box with film,

one box with bananas.

One box with film,

one box with bananas.

One with film,

one with bananas... er... no...

A film with bananas...

bananas with film... no...

a box with bananas...

and boxes of bananas...

bananas, film... boxes...

bananas, film...

bananas... bananas,

film, boxes...

Jayant's car will pass this way.

Be ready!

Bhanu, take this pistol,

and go over there.

The moment Jayant's car passes,

jump onto it.

- As you wish.

- Okay, now go quickly.

Why, my dear? What's the problem?

Other than the three or four of us,

nobody else knows Jayant took that film.

Still, the fact that Jayant was

taking pictures at that bridge...

is known to those bandits.

But don't worry.

Jayant is a very smart boy.

Stop!

Stop the car! And get out.

Get down.

See how he got caught.

Come on.

Shyamu Uncle, l shouldn't

have sent Jayant alone.

Can l borrow your car?

My dear, the car's at your service.

But there's no need to worry so much.

l know but l still worry.

Let's go.

And they thought they were very smart!

Look here, kid. Your tricks aren't going

to work on us anymore.

Stay put here till l tell you otherwise.

Got it?

What can l say?

Only so much that if you don't comply,

it'll get very stormy for you.

Budhu, take this pistol.

And keep a close watch on them.

When l get to the car and call out,

come there immediately.

Okay, friends, our job's done.

You were trying to act smart,

weren't you?

Stop it!

Stop him! There he is!

We had the upper hand.

But Shyamu Uncle messed it up.

l am very sorry. l did try hard, but...

Now what are you laughing about?

You were invited to have bananas

at your grandmother's wedding today?

What can l say?

lt's the bandits who've to think

about their grandmothers.

- What do you mean?

- What do l mean?

What's wrong with Lagoo now?

Why is he laughing like a madman?

What l mean is... this.

Hey, this is the box with the film.

The box with the film?

Then what did the bandits take?

The bandits took...

the box with the bananas.

Very well done, Lagoo.

You'd done magic today.

- Why, Shyamu Uncle?

- Yes, of course, of course.

The film is now safe.

But l lost the bananas. How sad!

Don't worry, Lagoo. As soon as we reach

the studio in Bombay...

l'll get you as many bananas

as you can eat.

And that too,

from the hands of a pretty sales lady.

From the hands of a pretty sales lady?

Come on, Shyamu Uncle, our job's done.

Yes, let's go.

Kishore!

We got it.

Now there's nothing to worry about.

everything's just hunky dory.

Today we did a great job.

We completely annihilated Savita

and the others with her.

And when that silly Shyamlal

tried to interfere...

we taught him a lesson too.

What? Shyamlal was fighting

on Savita's side?

Yes, he was.

But why does that bother you?

l understood.

- lt's started now.

- What's started?

The storm. Two girls fighting for

one man on the battlefield of love.

One priest, two goddesses.

What a new storm this is!

We got it, we got it.

We got the box with the film.

We got it, we got it.

We got the box with the film.

- Signal X calling!

- Yes, Master?

We managed to get

the box with the film.

''We managed to get

the box with the film.''

You stupid people! You asses!

You incompetents! You wretches!

Just open the box and see

what sort of film you find in there.

Open the box. See what's in there.

Film, what else?

Bananas!

How we ended up with bananas,

is a puzzle

The box with the film's gone,

all that's left is bananas.

Yes, Master.

There's no film in the box.

Ok, switch off. Over and Out.

Stupid, incompetent people!

The bananas are what

we've ended up with!

Hello, Lalwadi, cabin A.

Yes. Yes, Yes. Okay.

Savita, why didn't you come

to the cabin yesterday?

So you spend your work time

thinking about women?

Mr. Sundarlal, you're distracted

from your work.

So you are being accused of...

But Savita,

l cannot be patient for too long now.

How long will both of us

have to be like this?

Till we get hold of that Signal X.

- Gulab, nobody saw you coming here, right?

- No.

- And our men also don't know

you've come here, right? - No.

Don't worry about them.

- Those fools have no clue that

Shyamlal and Signal X... - Quiet!

Not so loud!

Gulab, even walls have ears.

Shyamlal, when will we end this business

of looting and stealing?

We just have to do one more thing.

Then we'll have ten lakhs in our hands.

You... and l.

You won't double cross me, will you?

Double cross? That too, you?

Gulab, listen.

l've already taken care of Magan.

Only Savita remains now.

Sing, oh wise men,

forget all your sorrows

For sixteen years we've been looting,

and then drinking

So how can we now give up our whisky,

brandy and rum?

Sing, oh wise men,

forget all your sorrows

No matter how far you go,

whiskey will always be with you

Sing, oh wise men,

forget all your sorrows

You may go to a hotel

and enjoy yourselves

We will drink and dance to just

''tat tha thai tham tham''

Sing, oh wise men,

forget all your sorrows

So how did you like the song?

What can l say?

When l used to listen to the original,

l'd close my eyes and enjoy it.

And when l heard your version,

l had to close my ears.

Otherwise my eardrums would have burst.

Where is Savita?

She's in the gym, doing exercises.

Should l call her?

- No need. l'll go there myself.

- As you wish.

Aah, what was that?

Oh, Sundar? l didn't see you.

Daughter of Sando, you didn't see me.

Nor did this big punching ball.

This l like.

Oh Lagoo, just when we have a good shot,

we don't have our camera ready.

What can l say?

- Who, Jayant?

- Hello, Jayant.

- Did you get the film?

- Yes, sis, l've got it.

What can l say? lf it is you got the

film, what have l been up to?

Hello, Shyamu Uncle, you're back?

Yes, indeed l am.

So Jayant, my son,

did you get the film from the studio?

Yes, l have. See, this is the negative.

And this is the positive.

Well done, Jayant. Now we'll be able

to trace those bandits very easily.

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