Miss Me This Christmas Page #18

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Thomas. Merry Christmas, Ms. Young.

Thank you, Thomas. Merry Christmas, Ms.

Young. Merry Christmas, Thomas.

Okay, I am still hung,

and my lungs hate you.

Okay, I am still hung, and my lungs

hate you. Yeah, but, girl, your legs

and my lungs hate you. Yeah, but, girl,

your legs and your butt love me, so you.

Yeah, but, girl, your legs and your butt love

me, so you know what, your lungs are gonna

and your butt love me, so you know what, your

lungs are gonna have to catch up and jump

know what, your lungs are gonna

have to catch up and jump on board.

Have to catch up and jump on board.

Oh, Leslie!

On board. Oh, Leslie! Hey!

Oh, Leslie! Hey! Oh, the

woman that almost killed.

Hey! Oh, the woman

that almost killed me.

Oh, the woman that almost killed me.

I just want to say that that

me. I just want to say that

that tree is so beautiful.

I just want to say that that tree

is so beautiful. And that star...

tree is so beautiful. And that star...

It's the Chesterton.

And that star... It's

the Chesterton tradition.

It's the Chesterton tradition.

You know, we place the star, and

tradition. You know, we place the

star, and then we light it up on.

You know, we place the star, and then

we light it up on Christmas Eve.

Then we light it up on Christmas Eve.

You guys should come.

Christmas Eve. You guys should come.

Hope to see you.

You guys should come. Hope to see you.

[ Panting ] Those kids are.

Hope to see you. [ Panting

] Those kids are crazy, man!

[ Panting ] Those kids are crazy, man!

[ Laughs ]

Crazy, man! [ Laughs ] Ho, ho, ho!

Merry Christmas!

[ Laughs ] Ho, ho, ho!

Merry Christmas! Happy Kwanzaa.

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Happy

Kwanzaa. It's Ramadan, too, right?

Happy Kwanzaa. It's Ramadan, too, right?

[ Laughing ] No way.

It's Ramadan, too, right? [

Laughing ] No way. Ho, ho, ho!

[ Laughing ] No way. Ho, ho, ho!

It's too much.

Ho, ho, ho! It's too much.

See, the real Santa Claus, he.

It's too much. See, the real Santa

Claus, he got the flu, so I had to come in.

See, the real Santa Claus, he got the flu,

so I had to come in at the last minute.

Got the flu, so I had to come in at the last

minute. Yeah, well, hey, you're young

at the last minute. Yeah, well,

hey, you're young and black, skinny...

Yeah, well, hey, you're young and

black, skinny... Says Santa to me.

And black, skinny... Says Santa to me.

[ Laughter ]

Says Santa to me. [ Laughter ]

So, are you guys coming to.

[ Laughter ] So, are you guys

coming to the party tonight?

So, are you guys coming to the

party tonight? Some free food!

The party tonight? Some free food!

Are you going?

Some free food! Are you going?

Am I going?

Are you going? Am I going?

Do you know who I am?

Am I going? Do you know who I am?

I am the HMFIC up in this!

Do you know who I am? I am the

HMFIC up in this! [ Laughs ]

I am the HMFIC up in this! [

Laughs ] What is this?

[ Laughs ] What is this?

Thomas...

What is this? Thomas...

Mr. James. [ Chuckles ]

Thomas... Mr. James. [

Chuckles ] How you doing, sir?

Mr. James. [ Chuckles ] How

you doing, sir? How goes it?

How you doing, sir? How goes it?

It goes great.

How goes it? It goes great.

The outfits fits amazing, and I.

It goes great. The outfits fits amazing,

and I feel like I have superpowers.

The outfits fits amazing, and I feel

like I have superpowers. [ Chuckles ]

Feel like I have superpowers. [ Chuckles

] Uh, I got to go deliver some.

[ Chuckles ] Uh, I got to go deliver

some presents, and I got a boss to.

Uh, I got to go deliver some

presents, and I got a boss to impress.

Presents, and I got a boss to impress.

[ Chuckles ]

Impress. [ Chuckles

] Thomas...

[ Chuckles ] Thomas... Mm.

Thomas... Mm.

You're doing a really good.

Mm. You're doing

a really good job.

You're doing a really good job.

Keep up the good work.

Job. Keep up the good work. Now,

you're off at 7:
00 tonight,

Keep up the good work. Now, you're

off at 7:
00 tonight, right?

Now, you're off at 7:00 tonight, right?

Yes, sir, but if you need me

right? Yes, sir, but if you

need me for OT, I'll be here OT.

Yes, sir, but if you need me for OT, I'll

be here OT. No, I want you to go to the

for OT, I'll be here OT. No, I want

you to go to the Christmas party.

No, I want you to go to the

Christmas party. Tonight?

Christmas party. Tonight? Ms.

McDonald has purchased.

Tonight? Ms. McDonald

has purchased your ticket.

Ms. McDonald has purchased your ticket.

Ms. McDonald, you got a

your ticket. Ms. McDonald,

you got a ticket for me?

Ms. McDonald, you got a

ticket for me? Yeah.

Ticket for me? Yeah.

Oh, come here, big fella!

Yeah. Oh, come here, big fella!

Thank you, Mr. James! [ Laughs ]

Oh, come here, big fella! Thank you, Mr.

James! [ Laughs ] Thomas.

Thank you, Mr. James! [ Laughs ] Thomas.

Have a good time.

Thomas. Have a good time.

Yes, sir.

Have a good time. Yes, sir.

HMFIC, huh?

Yes, sir. HMFIC, huh?

Only sometimes.

HMFIC, huh? Only sometimes.

Merry Christmas, sweetie.

All right, so, still going to

the party tonight? Yeah.

The party tonight? Yeah.

Ho, ho, ho!

Yeah. Ho, ho, ho! You

know Franklin's gonna be.

Ho, ho, ho! You know

Franklin's gonna be there.

You know Franklin's gonna be there.

I know, but I'm not gonna let

there. I know, but I'm not gonna

let that stop me from enjoying the.

I know, but I'm not gonna let that

stop me from enjoying the festivities.

That stop me from enjoying the festivities.

All right! That's the spirit.

Festivities. All right! That's the

spirit. You can show off Ulysses and.

All right! That's the spirit. You can

show off Ulysses and that big old boulder.

You can show off Ulysses and that

big old boulder. Let Franklin know,

that big old boulder. Let Franklin

know, "Baby, I have moved on."

Let Franklin know, "Baby, I

have moved on." [ Giggles ]

"Baby, I have moved on." [

Giggles ] Yeah. I'll do that.

What's up, guys?

[ Chuckles ] Thomas.

What's up, guys? [

Chuckles ] Thomas. Very nice.

[ Chuckles ] Thomas. Very nice.

[ Sighs ] Thank you,

Very nice. [ Sighs ] Thank you, Ms.

McDonald.

[ Sighs ] Thank you, Ms. McDonald.

Oh, no, sweetheart, in that.

Ms. McDonald. Oh, no, sweetheart,

in that suit, you can call me Trish.

Oh, no, sweetheart, in that suit,

you can call me Trish. Mm.

Suit, you can call me Trish. Mm.

You know what, I think I'm.

Mm. You know what, I think

I'm gonna let you give me a dance.

You know what, I think I'm gonna

let you give me a dance. May I?

Gonna let you give me a dance.

May I? Yes, you may.

May I? Yes, you may. Teach

this young buck something.

Yes, you may. Teach this

young buck something. Okay.

Teach this young buck something. Okay.

Look, I just want to apologize.

Okay. Look, I just want to

apologize again for last night.

Look, I just want to apologize again

for last night. Forget it.

Again for last night. Forget it.

It's Christmas Eve.

Forget it. It's Christmas Eve.

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