Miss Me This Christmas Page #2

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Trying to buy my forgiveness with bacon.

I mean, it sounds like an

with bacon. I mean, it

sounds like an apology to me.

I mean, it sounds like an apology to me.

You know, I don't even

apology to me. You know, I don't

even remember the last time Franklin.

You know, I don't even remember the

last time Franklin cooked for me.

Remember the last time Franklin cooked

for me. He did it all the time when we

cooked for me. He did it all the time

when we were in the city, but...

He did it all the time when we were in the

city, but... God, we were so close when we

were in the city, but... God, we were so

close when we lived in that apartment.

God, we were so close when we lived in that

apartment. Yeah, well, 600 square feet

lived in that apartment. Yeah, well,

600 square feet will do that to a couple.

Yeah, well, 600 square feet will do that

to a couple. But this new house was

will do that to a couple. But this

new house was supposed to be a dream.

But this new house was supposed to

be a dream. For who, you or him?

Supposed to be a dream. For

who, you or him? For us.

For who, you or him?

For us. How?

For us. How? Franklin

spends all of his time.

How? Franklin spends all of his

time in the city, which means you're

Franklin spends all of his time in the city,

which means you're the one stuck in the suburbs.

In the city, which means you're the one stuck

in the suburbs. I mean, I don't know, I just...

The one stuck in the suburbs. I mean, I don't

know, I just... I wouldn't have co-signed for

I mean, I don't know, I just... I

wouldn't have co-signed for that mess.

I wouldn't have co-signed for that mess.

It made sense when we moved

that mess. It made

sense when we moved in.

It made sense when we moved in.

I mean, I can do my album

in. I mean, I can do my album

artwork anywhere, and Franklin

I mean, I can do my album artwork anywhere,

and Franklin needed a place to get away from

artwork anywhere, and Franklin needed

a place to get away from the city.

Needed a place to get away from the city.

Yeah, like I said, I would

the city. Yeah, like I said,

I would have never said yes.

Yeah, like I said, I would have never

said yes. Well, it was what we could

have never said yes. Well,

it was what we could afford.

Well, it was what we could afford.

Don't say "afford."

afford. Don't say

"afford." I hate that word!

Don't say "afford." I hate that word!

Sorry.

I hate that word! Sorry.

If that's the case, then you.

Sorry. If that's the case, then

you guys should have just stayed in.

If that's the case, then you guys should

have just stayed in that little apartment.

Guys should have just stayed in that

little apartment. Baby, you have to make

that little apartment. Baby, you have

to make sacrifices if you want to live.

Baby, you have to make sacrifices

if you want to live in the city.

Sacrifices if you want to live in the city.

Excuse me, "sacrifices."

in the city. Excuse me, "sacrifices."

You live in the Chesterton Hotel.

Excuse me, "sacrifices." You live

in the Chesterton Hotel penthouse.

You live in the Chesterton Hotel penthouse.

Yeah, I do, and I work my ass

penthouse. Yeah, I do, and

I work my ass off, okay?

Yeah, I do, and I work my ass off, okay?

I'm the motherfreakin' C.E.O.

off, okay? I'm the motherfreakin' C.E.O.

I mean, I said no to 10 people

I'm the motherfreakin' C.E.O. I mean, I

said no to 10 people this morning alone!

I mean, I said no to 10 people this

morning alone! Shareholders?

This morning alone! Shareholders?

Oh, no, girl, I was swiping.

Shareholders? Oh, no, girl, I was

swiping left on Tinder and Bumble.

Oh, no, girl, I was swiping left on Tinder

and Bumble. That man has my stomach in

left on Tinder and Bumble.

That man has my stomach in knots.

That man has my stomach in knots.

You still love him, don't

knots. You still

love him, don't you?

You still love him, don't you?

Of course I do, but the idea

you? Of course I do, but the

idea of him cheating on me and.

Of course I do, but the idea of him cheating

on me and publicly makes me want to punch

of him cheating on me and publicly makes

me want to punch him in the throat.

Publicly makes me want to punch him

in the throat. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.

Him in the throat. Mnh-mnh.

Mnh-mnh. You know my policy.

Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. You know my policy.

No violence, okay?

You know my policy. No violence, okay?

Even if "What does a fool."

No violence, okay? Even if "What does

a fool deserve?" is the question.

Even if "What does a fool deserve?" is

the question. You sure about that?

"Deserve?" is the question. You sure about

that? Honey, this is fixable, okay?

You sure about that? Honey, this is

fixable, okay? All you have to do is make.

Honey, this is fixable, okay? All you

have to do is make Franklin jealous.

All you have to do is make Franklin

jealous. Yeah, slide up on him like...

Franklin jealous. Yeah, slide up

on him like... Bam! [ Giggles ]

Yeah, slide up on him like... Bam! [

Giggles ] Just make him realize what he's.

Bam! [ Giggles ] Just make him realize

what he's risking with this side piece.

Just make him realize what he's risking with

this side piece. He'll be home by Christmas.

Risking with this side piece. He'll be home

by Christmas. Yeah, but I don't know if.

He'll be home by Christmas. Yeah, but

I don't know if jealousy is my thing.

Yeah, but I don't know if jealousy is

my thing. Yeah, well, it doesn't have

jealousy is my thing. Yeah, well, it

doesn't have to be your thing, just his.

Yeah, well, it doesn't have to be

your thing, just his. You're crazy.

Man, I've been trying

to get in here for months.

Man, I've been trying to get in here

for months. They said he wasn't seeing no

in here for months. They said he

wasn't seeing no new artists.

They said he wasn't seeing no new artists.

He's not. Mannie is.

New artists. He's not. Mannie is.

Just take it down. Be cool.

He's not. Mannie is. Just take it down.

Be cool. Oh, but you still got that.

Just take it down. Be cool. Oh, but you

still got that stuff with your hubby, though,

Oh, but you still got that stuff

with your hubby, though, right?

Stuff with your hubby, though, right?

Listen, don't worry about who

right? Listen, don't worry

about who got me what.

Listen, don't worry about who got

me what. You just remember who you got

got me what. You just

remember who you got here.

You just remember who you got here.

Okay.

Here. Okay. I got it.

Okay. I got it. Hey, babe.

I got it. Hey, babe.

Oh, Franklin! Hi!

Hey, babe. Oh, Franklin!

Hi! What are you doing here?

Oh, Franklin! Hi! What are you doing

here? [ Laughs ] What are you.

What are you doing here? [ Laughs ]

What are you talking about? I work here.

[ Laughs ] What are you talking about?

I work here. Oh! I'm, uh...

talking about? I work here. Oh!

I'm, uh... Franklin, this is Chris.

Oh! I'm, uh... Franklin, this is Chris.

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