Mistress America Page #5

Synopsis: A college freshman (Lola Kirke) cures her disappointment and loneliness by allowing herself to be pulled into the wacky schemes of her future stepsister (Greta Gerwig).
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Production: Fox Searchlight Pictures
  2 wins & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
75
Rotten Tomatoes:
82%
R
Year:
2015
84 min
Website
1,919 Views


INT. SALON. DAY

Brooke gets her hair blown out - Tracy sits beside her andlooks at Brooke in the mirror.

TRACY:

This air conditioning is making mefreezing.

EXT. MIDTOWN STREET. DAY

Brooke, in a conservative blouse and suit, pearl earrings,

heels, holding a briefcase walks with Tracy in her jeans.

She towers over her. (Midnight Cowboy shot.)

EXT/INT. MIDTOWN RESTAURANT. DAY

They stop outside the restaurant. Brooke is suddenly very

nervous. She smooths down her blouse, her hair.

BROOKE:

(pulling down the sides of

her skirt)

God, I’m packed into this pencilskirt. How do I look?

TRACY:

You look beautiful.

31.

BROOKE:

But do I look professional?

(pause)

I get really nervous with theinvestors. I’m usually fine withwealthy people, it’s just when Ineed something from them.

TRACY:

No, it’s the opposite - they needyou and your restaurant.

BROOKE:

Stavros usually does this stuff.

Maybe I shouldn’t do it. I’m not

good at it.

TRACY:

(sincerely)

I think you can do anything.

Everything.

Brooke nods.

BROOKE:

Right. Kind and fearless.

She goes inside.

CUT TO:
Tracy watches through the window. Brooke sits

amongst three men in suits and another powerful looking womanin a suit. She makes them laugh.

CUT TO:
Brooke meets Tracy outside. Brooke looks relieved.

BROOKE:

It’s amazing how much of businessis just stating the same thingsover and over again.

TRACY:

Your body language looked very self-

confident.

BROOKE:

Thanks. You make me feel really...

Smart.

Tracy beams.

BROOKE:

Wanna see it?

32.

INT. EMPTY RESTAURANT SPACE, BROOKLYN. DAY

Brooke shows Tracy the space. During the scene, Brooke ischanging out of her “lawyer outfit” into her “tutoringoutfit” - skinny jeans, T-shirt and Converse.

BROOKE:

(gesturing)

The front part would be like a shopduring the day - like a generalstore or a really nice bodega -

candy from Europe - on Monday westart demo and we open in April.

She knocks her head for “wood.” She leads Tracy through theback -

BROOKE:

We’d also have cooking classes.

Maybe cut hair. It would be like a

community center and restaurant andstore all in one. It would be the

place that you would, like, LOVE tobe. I wish I had something likethis when I was growing up.

TRACY:

Yeah, suburban New Jersey isn’tgreat with this kind of stuff.

BROOKE:

Each plate would be different. Let

me show you.

TRACY:

Can I be a waitress here?

Brooke opens a box.

BROOKE:

See! Look at all these plates!

TRACY:

(taking in the wholething)

Holy sh*t you have a lot of plates.

BROOKE:

I started collecting them so longago - I didn’t know why and now Ihave a why!

Tracy’s been touching all of them.

33.

TRACY:

This is going to be a great

restaurant.

BROOKE:

I know!

TRACY:

Are you going to cook, too?

BROOKE:

(shakes her head)

I’ll help create the menu and pitch

in when needed. I’m not trained,

but I’m an enthusiastic home cook.

I always used to cook with my Mom.

That’s the name of the restaurant.

Mom’s. Possessive.

TRACY:

(trying it out)

“Let’s go to Mom’s for dinner.”

Yeah, it totally works.

(tries again)

Can I be a waitress here?

BROOKE:

I want the whole deal - I want the

dead-on-my-feet-wake-up-and-I’m

forty. I’ve spent my whole life

chasing after things and knocking

at doors and I’m tired of running

towards people. I want to be the

place that people COME to. I want

to make a home for all the knockers

and runners - I’m good at that.

I’m happy with that. I keep the

hearth. That’s a word, right?

Hearth?

EXT. BROOKLYN APARTMENT. LATER

Brooke is going in to tutor. The final thing she does is puton her fake glasses.

BROOKE:

Don’t I look like a cute smart

graduate student?

TRACY:

Yeah!

34.

BROOKE:

I tutor junior high because Ididn’t get high enough SAT scoresto do SAT tutoring, but you makeway more money doing SAT. So, I’mtaking the SAT’s AGAIN so I canmake inroads into that racket.

TRACY:

I’ve always been a good test taker.

BROOKE:

None of this will be necessary whenthe restaurant is up and running,

but I’m good that way, curating myemployment.

Brooke is rifling through her purse.

TRACY:

So, um, should I - just wait here

or...

BROOKE:

Oh! I thought you had to go backto school.

TRACY:

Right. I should....

BROOKE:

Do you want to stay?

TRACY:

I mean, if you don’t mind...

BROOKE:

Yeah, I’d invite you in but Peggy’sMom just got institutionalized forbi-polar disorder and sh*t’s prettyreal upstairs. Tutoring is like60% middle school math and 40% I

know too much about them.

TRACY:

That’s okay, then, I’ll just go -

Brooke hands her keys, not listening to her.

BROOKE:

You remember where my apartment is,

go there.

35.

TRACY:

(thrilled)

Seriously?

BROOKE:

And pick up some pasta, I’ll cook.

TRACY:

What kind of-

But Brooke is ringing the bell.

INT. SUBWAY. DAY

Tracy excitedly looks at the keys in her hand, smiles.

TRACY (V.O.)

(into answering machine)

Mom - hey - are you there? SH*T.

INT. GROCERY STORE. DAY

Tracy stands in the pasta aisle, looking at all the differentbrands of pastas. She picks one up and then another. She’son the phone.

TRACY:

(leaving message)

I just wanted to know - what kindof pasta would you buy if youwanted to buy a nice pasta? - Likethe brand? If you get this can youcall me back right away?

She hangs ups.

CUT TO:
Tracy is on the phone with Tony, scanning the brands.

TRACY:

This one is like bowties? Get

that?

CUT TO:
Tony and Nicolette together in his bed. Nicolette is

angry.

TONY:

(on the phone)

Do they have regular spaghetti?

TRACY:

Is that pasta the same way as theothers?

36.

NICOLETTE:

(to Tony)

Is this some sex game?

TONY:

(covering the phone)

No! We’re actually talking aboutpasta.

TRACY:

Hello?

TONY:

Yes.

NICOLETTE:

(sullen)

Why don’t you just put pasta up herpussy?

TONY:

Nicolette! Seriously!

CUT TO:
Tracy still in the store.

TRACY:

I’ll get that and I’ll get the

bowties. And there’s shells-

INT. BROOKLYN APARTMENT. SAME TIME

Brooke is sitting with a thirteen year old girl, working on aset of pre-algebra problems.

BROOKE:

X can be anything, any number, thatis what’s CRAZY about X.

PEGGY:

Then why isn’t it just a number.

BROOKE:

Because X doesn’t roll like that,

because X can’t be pinned down! It

can be ANYTHING and we have to

figure out what it is - crazybastard.

Peggy giggles and starts writing.

PEGGY:

Maybe you could spend the night?

37.

BROOKE:

Oh, honey, I’m sorry. I’m math

only.

INT. BROOKE’S APARTMENT. LATE AFTERNOON

Tracy unpacks an enormous amount of pasta onto the counter.

TRACY (V.O.)

I remembered looking across theriver at the unblinking lights ofManhattan apartments, wondering wholived there.

She touches items, looks at things, takes notes. Takes a

tiny airplane and puts it in her pocket. Flips through someSAT prep books.

TRACY (V.O.)

I was part of it now, on the fifthfloor, in a temporary commercialapartment. There was our castle.

Our fortress. Yes! This is how I

imagined it would be: college, NewYork, my whole entire life.

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Noah Baumbach

Noah Baumbach is an American independent filmmaker. He was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay for The Squid and the Whale and is known for making dramatic comedies. more…

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