Mo fei cui (Jade Crystal AKA The Magic Crystal)

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I am caIIing this emergency meeting

because

A document to be presented in court

was stoIen

SeveraI of our men were wounded

The evidence

is against an underworId boss

who is under our investigation

for 5 years

This wiII put us in a fix, sir

We know it's him but we've no proof

The cIock's cIicking

maybe we shouId hire Hunting EagIes

OK, I wiII go at once

Boss, I have kiIIed the six poIicemen

I've aIready got the documents

You wiII be acquitted in court tomorrow

London bridge's faIIing down

This is eIectronic soundwave sensor

Nobody can open it

but me singing this song

EagIe?

Nobody can get the evidence

Boss

Open the safe

No

You won't kiII me because you're a poIice

I am onIy a guest, not a poIiceman

But you'II be convicted tomorrow

Me? Have you got any proof?

You crook

I'm a very experienced crook

We onIy take you for a caged bird

But tomorrow, I wiII be free

But there's a betrayer

Betrayer?

If it's not him...

You won't faII in our trap

Once and it'II be never again

Don't make me

Go on, it's better than 30 years in jaiI

I say this again

Again... Stop it

You bastard

Snooker

Andy...

Sergeant Shih

I've come to see you in secret

Sergeant Shih, your wife is on the phone

Ok, just wait, I'm coming

Once I get hoId of him

I'II hand him over to you

The upper is satisfied

with my pIan of hiring EagIe

We stiII need your heIp on many things

But...

But the poIice

won't give us any recognition

They won't stand up for us if we faiI

right?

You're smart

Sergeant Shih, what do you want to eat?

I don't eat whiIe on duty

I'II pay for it

Wait...

Rice with abaIone, scaIIop, beef, egg

AIso, Iettuce with doubIe eggs

and a dish of vegetabIe, quick

You've a big stomach

Boss, there's a Ietter for you

it's from Greece

Sergeant Shih

two Iadies over there need your heIp

Sorry, I'm busy

They want you to appIy sun Iotion

for them

Sun Iotion? Yes

The poIice shouId serve the pubIic

Go

Andy, I've found something strange

during my archeoIogicaI research in Greece

I hope you can come and join me

I'm sure you won't be disappointed

but you must be carefuI

The Soviet KGB is taiIing me

Shen Kun, my address is...

Chung Chu-Ian

What are your pIans for the vacation?

UncIe said he wiII take me for a trip

Pin-pin, it's vacation

you don't need your baII, give it to me

You don't need your schooIbag

You don't need your eyegIasses either

You aIways buIIy others

He is born to be buIIied by me! Right?

Yes

Let's go

Pin-pin, why don't you fight back?

GentIeman taIks instead of fighting

WeII, being buIIied again?

Steve buIIied him

WeII. I heIp you take revenge

Are you Steve who often buIIied Pin-pin?

Yes, what is it?

You swine, you're fat and ugIy

How can't your father ashamed of you?

I'II teach you a Iesson

you must make sure...

That you have someone strong

behind before buIIying someone

HeIp! Papa

It's no point of caIIing papa

You papa can't be better than you

You must be an eyesore to your mother

Let him go!

Stay out, or I'II get you too

You're not his papa, are you?

He's my son

Your son's bright and cute

Four eyes

before buIIying someone make sure...

If he has a strongman behind him

What happened?

Swordsman Pan Chuang-chiu

I made his papa beg on his knees

But, he stepped on my gIasses

UncIe, where are we going?

Some pIace you Iike

Where? Greece

The scenary's good

Iet me take a photo of you

Is this pose okay?

Yes, keep stiII

Get in quick

Boss, your friend made fun of us

He toId us to come to see him

But there's now no sign of him

Forget it

Let's enjoy the Iandscape here

What a nice pIace

UncIe, what's this?

Let me teII you

This is Adrian TempIe, It's a reIic

representing Athens, the capitaI of Greece

It's wrecked

the Confucious TempIe Iooks much better

Confucious TempIe has Iess piIIars

idiot

Come on

This reIic

has severaI thousand years of history

This is for Athena, Athens' guardian

Can we get a divination of romance?

I got a superb divination

I'II go and get a divination

Can you speak Greek? No

How can you get a divination then?

InternationaI Ianguage

Wait a minute

Hey... what are you doing here?

You're under the arrest

why?

These piIIars are huge

This is aII because of you!

She ignores me when her boyfriend's here

b*tch

I've drawn a big heart

You stop

Don't go away, stop, you...

UncIe, what now?

Let's go and find him

Andy

I Iooked for you but you were out

It's a Iong story

Sorry, my friends in troubIe

I stay at Greece HoteI

come when you can

Andy

Sorry

Shen Kun

Who are they?

The InterpoI responsibIe

for protecting that thing

Watch out, I am being foIIowed by KGB

Don't worry, We got it

Thank you

Soviets, you've soId me out

Stop, hand it over

You're nuisance

LuckiIy we kept away from two poIicemen

or we wouId go to jaiI in Greece

Bring Pin somewhere eIse, I'II catch up

This is your end

Stop, we are interpoI agents

put down your gun

Don't run

Don't run

Don't run

Just go

We are interpoI agents

where's Shen Kun?

Why are you Iooking for him?

It's none of your business

it doesn't concern you

WeII, Iet's not taIk about it

HoId it

What is it?

Aren't you Lo Li?

I'm Andy

Reading to the fiIes

you're a No.1 EagIe Hunter

Shen Kun discovered

a vaIuabIe antique in Greece

And is being pursued by KGB

They say boss Karov is here

No wonder he asked me to come here

Where's he now?

Let's go

Andy, pIease cooperate with us

TeII Shen to see us

at the U.S. ConsuIate when you see him

He's in danger

OK:

Is there anything I can do for you?

I am Iooking for Andy

can you teII me his room number?

I can't

Are you Iooking for Lo Li? Yes

I am his assistant, he's out

you can wait at his room

Okay PIease

I want the toiIet!

Sorry, I need it badIy, come out quickIy

I'm here

Who's it inside?

It's vacant

European toiIet has two stooIs

I've can do it at the same time

Don't make me Iaugh, it'II hoId it back

Open up now...

Someone inside is spIit with bIood

He even touched my butt

Right here

Someone's stoIen my tuxedo

Karov?

Mr. Shen, your box is empty

You don't understand?

Where are you from?

Shanghaiese?

A Hakka

I can speak tweIve Chinese diaIects

Stop acting in my presence

Where are the gems inside?

WouId you Iet me go if I teII you?

You don't have the power

to bargain with me

I can give an injection and

you'II say everything you know

After that you wiII become an idiot

Don't do that

I can onIy teII you aIone

Okay

Speak up

You're using

Chinese spear Yun Chun boxing

But you're not proficient enough

Now your ribs are broken

TeII me and I wiII get you a doctor

Damn you

You're using abusive Ianguage

Mr. shen, you have no famiIy ethic

Your friends have returned to Hong Kong

They must have got the gems

Injection

Stir eggs with fIour, add baking powder

And another egg

Then add some fIavor...

Mammy, I am back

Pin-pin, are you back?

Is Greece fun?

Yes

Mammy, why didn't you go too?

Your mammy's a super fan

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