Mob Rules Page #4

- Good.

I know. Everyone's tired.

We're all tired.

Keep it coming.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

You're a cop?

Yeah. You?

I'm nobody.

I'm hungry, babe.

I buried all of my enemies, Wall.

And most of my friends.

I'm hungry.

We'll stop for Chinese.

I hate Chinese.

I'm trying to pull your

baggie of dope out of my ass.

Hold on.

Look, do you want

the sh*t?

All right.

And where exactly

are you right now?

I'm in the toilet.

Literally.

All right, that's cool.

I got my b*tch right now

in the ladies' room

right next to you.

- Hold tight.

- What?

Sydney.

- Mikie.

- Listen, the sh*t I gave you,

there's this f***ed-up

Mexican in the men's room.

- I'm not Mexican.

- I want you to wait outside the door.

When he comes out,

give the sh*t to him.

He'll be the one looking

like an illegal on the 4th of July.

- I heard you, Mikie.

- Girl, what?

Is he still

in the bathroom?

Hold on.

Sal.

- Hey.

- You still in the bathroom?

Yeah, he's still

in the bathroom.

Tell him to put his ear

to the wall.

Hold on.

Sal, put your ear

to the wall.

What?

- Who's your b*tch now, Mikie?

- Sydney, I know you didn't!

Psst. See that?

God damn it.

F*** f*** f***!

Charlie. Charlie!

Oh, shoot.

What the f*** is wrong

with you, man?

You could have been the first

motherf***er killed by a hybrid.

F***ing hell.

If he was a second...

a second faster,

the motherf***er dead,

dread.

Jesus Christ, man.

You don't wanna live!

Idiot!

Hey.

Little Jimmy.

I was just going to

give you a call.

I know it.

I have your money.

Well, I don't exactly

have it all right now,

on me I mean,

but tomorrow.

I got a call from

this guy in the hills.

He's a good customer

and he's having a...

Well, anyway, he's having a party

tonight and he's out of sh*t.

Embarrassing, right?

Well, anyway, he says

he'll pay whatever.

I should definitely

be able to get what

I owe you for tomorrow.

- What do you need?

- Come here. Come here.

Thank you.

So we're cool?

Time is...

running out.

When the little hand

is on the six

and the big hand

is on the 12,

if I don't have my money

in my hand,

you better just

fall down and die.

All right.

Sure.

No problem.

Ciao, bella.

Ciao.

You know what?

Let's skip the spa tonight.

It's the last Thursday

of the month.

You said you were hungry, so let's...

let's just go back to the diner.

No, baby,

I got tension.

What is up

with you tonight?

What is that?

Wall, what is that?

What's that, boss?

That ticking.

You hear it?

You don't hear it?

It's not

a f***ing clock, Wall.

We trade in this

piece of sh*t tomorrow.

But, boss, we just got

this six months ago.

Hey, don't f***ing look

at her like I'm not in this car,

'cause she don't pay

for your sh*t.

I f***ing pay

for your sh...

F*** the both of you.

This car's got a tick.

- You want me to turn around?

- No.

Ms. Mizuno's expecting us.

- They're late.

- Man, shut the f*** up!

You should be happy

I can get some more sh*t tonight.

He cool.

Really? 'Cause he

don't look cool to me.

What you got for me?

- How much?

- 15.

No, that's too much.

It's too much.

Come on.

Well, maybe you should

get your sh*t at Target.

- Take it.

- All right.

It's cool.

Come on.

What can I say?

Supply and demand.

I heard that.

All right, baby girl.

All right, let's go.

What you gonna do

with all that?

You don't worry about it.

It's none of your business.

You ever get tired

of climbing on rooftops,

running through alleys?

You ever think

about retirement?

You're kidding me, ain't you?

What life have I got?

Broken marriage,

no kids

and an ex-wife who's screwing

me for everything I've got.

Nah.

This is the life for me.

The adrenaline, the rush...

it's what keeps me alive.

There's only one way

to go.

You'll end up in a box,

six foot under.

We're all in boxes, mate.

I guess it's just

the ones we choose, right?

What? This wouldn't happen

if you had a shorter car.

Yeah, well, maybe I should

get a taller girlfriend.

Should I wait?

No, you go back to the club

and you babysit the money.

And you watch your back, because

Terrence is worried about Sal

and I'm beginning

to think he's right.

- Watch your back.

- Uh-huh.

There he goes.

It's pay day.

Will you tell that b*tch

to open the door?

She acts like

she f***ing owns the place.

Ken.

English, Mom.

Call me next week.

Maybe we'll have another party.

- But I got the stuff.

- Do you have a watch?

Rolex?

I doubt that.

'Cause if you had a Rolex,

then you'd know that

when I called you last week

and told you that

I needed the sh*t tonight,

that that was last night.

And now

it's f***ing tomorrow!

Well, you said

you needed it.

I'm clean now. I haven't touched that

sh*t in three and a half weeks.

I'm a director now.

You need to find God.

That's what you need.

Oh come on, man.

You take it

and then you use it

when you want.

No no no no no.

I'm a Pilates instructor now.

Yeah, I lost,

like,

161 lbs.

Yeah, you should

see my ass now.

All right.

And here she comes.

- Who the f*** is that?

- Shh.

That is the key.

Oh sh*t.

Hello, brown sugar.

What the f*** you doing?

Someone could be watching.

Somebody is watching.

- Oh baby!

- Yes yes!

Yes yes!

Oh yeah.

Oh baby. Oh yeah.

You know what

I want you to say?

I want you to say wasabi

in Japanese.

- Wasabi is in Japanese.

- I know, but I want you to say it!

Yes! Yes!

Whoa whoa whoa

whoa whoa whoa.

Wait wait wait,

wait wait wait.

F***, I'm not

even finished yet.

Ow!

I thought you said

this wasn't gonna hurt.

I better look f***ing 12

when I leave here.

We're closed.

Come back later.

It's my day off.

Well, as you can see,

I had to work.

You two boys walk

out of here now

and we'll call it quits.

No?

You really don't want

to do this.

What is wrong

with you people?

Take that sh*t out

of the girl's face.

Sit down,

both of you.

Could we get to the f***ing

point, please?

- The point?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

The point is...

$200,000.

$200,000?

That's right,

motherf***er.

No, motherf***er.

Shoot me.

You got at least that waiting to be

picked up from the Silhouette.

Your man should be

there about now.

Someone's been

telling you stories.

But 200 grand...

- You got half an hour.

- Half an hour?

I'll tell you what...

let me send you a check.

Give us your address.

I'll make sure you get it.

It's the last Thursday

of the month.

The money,

have it brought here.

Who the f*** are you?

Make the call.

Or you

and your skanky girl

won't live to see tonight.

What the f*** do

I have to do with this?

So you think I'm gonna

work hard for my money

and then I'm gonna hand it over to you

f***ing wankers?

I'll decorate this place

with your face, you little c*nt.

You think I'm f***ing

around, do you?

I think you look like Oprah Winfrey

in a ski mask so shut up.

Say something else about Oprah.

I dare you. I f***ing dare you!

All right, all right, all right.

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