Mondo Bobo Page #3

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The guy's completely crazy.

Do you throw money like

that for your mother too?

The guys I let in my car...

for f***'s sake.

Completely insane.

What the f*** pissed him off anyway?

He couldn't stand injustice.

And he was unrighteous.

He was like Sisyphus.

Can you imagine Sisyphus happy?

Eat.

Eat before it gets cold.

Come on, drink.

It's on me.

How are things going for you?

- Well, it's not that bad. Really.

This is an interesting place.

Lots of weird people stop by.

They come and go.

Mostly truckers.

- Are they violent?

Violent? No, no...

They' re funny.

They have amazing stories sometimes.

They're traveling around.

They talk about where they're

coming from and where they're going.

They're mostly single.

Life isn't easy on them.

I think they're good people.

- How do you know?

I don't really know,

but they seem good.

I never had any problems with them.

Do you smoke?

- Do you?

These are good.

- You don't like guys, huh?

Don't ask me that.

- Fair enough.

Your sunglasses are nice.

- Take them.

May I?

I'd like to see you dance.

Come on, let's go!

Babe, stand still. Just don't move

and nothing's going to happen.

Come on, hurry up! The cash is

in the register for f***'s sake!

Come on!

Come on, take it.

Hurry up, we have to go!

Motherfuckers!

Come on, rob her now, you f*ggot!

Come on!

Leave the girl and scram.

Come on, you pieces of sh*t!

Leave the girl and go,

I'm telling you for the last time.

Come on, you pussies!

Hello, it's me.

Can you write? Are you ready?

Today, in the restorant on

the margine of the city,

two dead bodies have

been discovered. Period.

Under unknown circumstances, comma,

R.M. (34) has died.

And one unidentified

male also. Period.

Investigation is ongoing

at the moment. Period.

I strongly believe he's no criminal.

He's a honest man. If he wasn't,

he wouldn't end up like this.

I mean, people don't

appreciate honest men anymore.

If he was a professional,

he would probably be

in Guatemala,

in New Guinea, as we speak.

Hello!

Come on, dude, say something.

Holy f***ing sh*t. Damn.

I can't believe this. Sh*t.

You're not dead, right?

Answer me.

Hello!

We're almost in the hospital.

Hey, you're alive.

Hey, just be relaxed.

No hospitals, okay?

Okay. No hospitals. Okay

- What is it now?

Who told you to stop? Drive!

We're out of gas.

We should have filled it up.

Motherfuck!

Motherfuck!

- It's your own fault.

Jumping in front of my car like that

and harassing me here.

I should have left you

by the road like a dog.

Stop this car by all means possible.

Do you understand?

Good afternoon.

So, you have some car problems ma'am,

huh?

It won't start?

You don't have enough fuel?

Well, I hope you'll learn something

from this mistake. Are you alone?

Yes, I am. So if you could please help me...

- Sure, no problem.

Don't reach for your weapon!

- Keep still.

Okay.

- Just nice and easy.

Just nice and easy.

Give it here.

Babe!

Baby!

Hold it.

Baby!

Baby!

BABY!

Baby!

police radio

radio:
What's going on?

- I got him.

Hey! Hey!

- I have some work to do.

I'm going with you.

- No f***ing way.

Come on.

HEEEEELP! HEEEEEY!

You stupid c*nt!

B*tch!

Don't yell ever again.

- Don't touch me!

I'm sorry.

I'm not that guy you think I am.

Please, let me go.

You're safe now and

you don't need me.

You'll be better off without me.

If it's the sex you want...

nobody will know.

How many people have you killed?

Don't be a smartmouth.

What do you know about that?

Since you jumped out in front of my car,

I know about one. That police officer.

Horrible.

Don't look at me like that.

To kill a man, that's no problem.

Getting away with murder...

that's the problem.

So, those bastards are finally here.

Don't shoot. Let's talk this over.

Look, I'm unarmed. Can you see that?

I'm shot. I'm shot.

Those stupid c*nts shot me!

Calm down.

Those stupid motherfuckers,

they shot ME!

Just calm down.

Nobody's going to die.

Help me, help me please.

- Shut up!

Get me a doctor, get me a doctor.

- Just don't panic.

Everything is going to be fine.

- Get me a doctor!

That's nothing. You'll be fine.

Oh, mommy, it hurts!

You'll be fine,

everything is going to be okay.

Oh god, I'm going to die.

Get me a doctor, please.

Please, don't let me die like this.

HEY! You c*nts! Get me a doctor!

- Oh god, please get me a doctor.

Hey, you pigs! Get a doctor here now!

I'm so scared. I'll die here.

- No, you won't.

You'll be okay.

Nobody is going to die. Nobody.

I'm now near the house where the

escaped prisoner is located.

Police forces have surrounded him.

When the police asked him to

surrender, he started shooting.

There's a woman inside the house,

and she probably got

shot by the police.

I expect him to surrender and I hope this

will all end soon, without any casualties.

What about that woman? She's wounded.

- He's probably lying.

And what if he isn't?

Hello there!

Hello, can you hear me?

It's me, your lawyer!

Hold on. This isn't looking good, but you're

not going to die, okay? Dying isn't that easy.

I'm here behind the house!

Do you hear me? Hello?

Look, I'm here to get you out of

this mess you got yourself into.

Please, answer me. Hello?

Come out.

Come out where I can see you!

I won't hurt you!

Well, I don't know. Wait. Hold on just a

moment and don't do anything stupid, please.

I have to talk to the police.

Okay? I have to talk to them.

Hey, baby, don't die on me now.

You're all I have.

Surrendering is not an option.

Not anymore.

We're moving on.

You'll get your doctor.

Can you give me the official statement?

- Stop bugging me, I'm over my head in work.

Hello. How are you?

Tell me, what do you want to know?

Please, tell me what do

you think about this case.

Do you think you can talk

him into surrendering?

Well, I really don't know. He's

very scared and... -Oh God no!

It's okay.

Go on, please.

He's affraid. He doesn't recognize

my voice over the megaphone.

I guess I'll have to go there and...

show myself.

- Are you scared?

Well, no. We went to school together and

we know each other since we were kids.

We played with marbles together

and he really loves me

and knows me and he

will listen to me.

I hope everything will be alright.

- Thank you.

Will they call the doctor?

- Maybe.

Hey! I'm coming out now.

I have a red megaphone

and I'm not armed. Okay?

I'm coming.

You can see for yourself.

I don't have a weapon. Okay?

Please, tell me; do you

recognize me now? Can you see me?

I can see you, attorney.

I see you clearly.

Listen, you really

don't stand a chance.

Please, surrender now.

There's a shitload of police here.

You really don't stand a chance.

So please,

surrender now,

before you f***ed it up even worse.

I can still get you out of this.

Do you hear me?

I can't help you if you start killing police

now. You'll end up in jail. I don't know.

Please, turn yourself in.

Do you hear me?

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