Money for Nothing Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1993
- 100 min
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I put it outside in the thing
when I was doin' the other thing
Let me help you with the laundry
- Somethin' fell What fell?
- My key
Lick your fingers,Joey!
This is
your lucky day
Ninety-one, clear.
I watched them secure the doors
No way those bags
could've Just dropped off
So do you mind telling me
where they are now?
Do you have any clue where they went?
Did theyjust fly away?
Pat Laurenzi,
South Detectives
It's been 48 minutes
- How much money's missing?
$12 million
Are these the two drivers
in question?
He's the driver
I'm the hopper
Hopper What is that?
Do you hop around?
- I hop out and get the money
while he wait in the truck
- Detective Laurenzi
I don't want tojump
to any conclusions before...
you complete
your investigation
But our equipment is inspected
on a weekly basis
This obviously
involves human error
or criminal conspiracy
Did the alarm malfunction?
The door's locked.
The men carry guns.
an unnecessary redundancy
See, this never would've happened
if you hadn't cut us back
We used to have
a third man ride in the back
- Lock me in Yeah
- Lock you in?
I ask for a detective
They send Houdini
Okay
The trucks they give us ain't fit
to carry clothes to the Salvation Army
You're terminated
Both of you
I'm on the Job 14 years
when you still in school
It was Just me, your father
and two Puerto Ricans
and a converted milk truck
Look, I got a family to support
I'm 52 years old I can't go
and start knockin' on doors now
You should've thought of that
before you f***ed up.
In our top local story tonight,
Liberty Bell Courier announced
$12 million fell out
of the storage compartment
from one of their armored trucks
during a delivery run.
Did I hear that right?
A million bucks fell off a truck?
Our reporter Lois Bowden filed an
earlier report from South Philadelphia
where police are concentrating
their efforts to recover the lost loot
- Losing
$ 1.2 million isn't as easy-
- Anybody want more fish?
- But it can happen
- Joey, shhh, I wanna hear this
Standing beside me is Steve Hrbek,
vice president of Liberty Bell Courier
Mr Hrbek,
how could this happen?
I can't give any reason
for this unfortunate mishap.
I can only say that something
went seriously wrong.
- I'll say
- Even though they are rare,
you find that incidents...
like these
do occur in our business.
Usually the money is recovered
before the story hits the evening news
but obviously in this case,
that didn't happen.
Is there anything
you'd like to say to the person
who found the money?
It's not yours Give it back
Reporting from South Philly,
this is Lois Bowden, Channel Five news.
In other news,
60% of Philadelphians we polled...
said they would leave
the City of Brotherly Love,
if given a chance.
Who conducts all these polls, hmm?
Nobody ever asks my opinion
That dumb S.O.B.
who found that money...
- he don't even know what he's in for
- What's an SOB?
- Never mind
- Well, lucky stiff
He did no more
than the politicians
He picked up his.
They got theirs handed to 'em.
It ain't against the law
to find money.
- It is to keep it
- What are you talkin' about?
Happens all the time
down at the docks, right?
Guys tryin'to take home
unclaimed merchandise.
- They're always doin'it
when no one's lookin'.
- Burn 'em at the stake
- You don't understand anything,
you know that?
- No
You don't take something
if it's not yours You Just don't
A lot of people got money
problems, they don't steal
This guy, he finds this money
Pennsylvania law says if you
find somethin'worth over $200
and you don't try to return it...
you're committing a crime,
same as stealin'
And you get up
to five years in prison
You get five years?
Yeah, for findin'
some money
What are you,
the attorney general?
If I found that loot...
all them garbage cans up there,
I wouldn't have to be pickin'
out of'em no more
I'd order me up limousines
two feet longer than anybody else's
I'd build me a house
way up on top of the hill
And they'd say, "Man, you live up there?"
I'd say, "Yeah, I live up there"
They'd say, "How you live
way up there?" I'd say, "Man,
- You know what I mean? Heck, yeah
- That's a hundred dollar bill
Whoa!
I'd buy more shoes than Imelda Marcos
- The rest I'd probably waste
- Not me
I got a condo I can't sell
I got a Porsche I can't drive
The insurance is too high
I got a girlfriend who likes to drive
through the south of France
and drink
ten dollar cappuccinos
If I found a million dollars, I'd put it
up as collateral to get out of debt
- then borrow more money.
- dd
There's a gentlemen
staring at you
- Oh, yeah?
- I think so
Do you know what you could buy
for $12 million?
- I'm gonna come back
and have a drink later
- Okay
Could I have a vodka and cranberry?
Stoli, with three limes
I was sitting here
a minute ago
- Can I get a Rolling Rock?
- We only carry imported
- All right, run a tab.
- Okay I need a credit card
I'm applyin' for one
It's okay
dd
How's everythin'
goin' at the bank?
Joe, get it right We're not a bank
We're an investment firm
- I thought we decided
not to see each other anymore
- Yeah, we did
Come on, Monica, I know
you think I'm here-
I don't need a glass
I know you think I'm gonna try to talk
you into sleeping with me
And that we're gonna get back
together and then we're gonna
break up It's gonna be a mess
I just need your help...
in an area of your expertise.
Expertise in what,Joe?
Money
Money?
Here's a question, seriously
Is there a way for a guy
like me, a guy who's stuck
to walk into your firm
and invest a big chunk of change?
A million cash,you know.
Whatever. What kind of
questions are they gonna ask?
What kind of questions?
They'll need to see picture ID,
your social security number
- That's all I need?
- If it's less than $10,000
Anything in excess, we're required
to notify the Treasury Department
Is there a way for me,
you know, and you maybe, to
the zeroes so that the IRS
doesn't find out about it?
Joe,
a guy like you is never gonna
walk into my office with a million cash
All right
I mean, who you kidding?
Look at you, you're still wearin' the
same clothes as the last time I saw you
Check, please
- I got it
- No, no, it's on me
That'll be $975
Hey, you know,
some money fell off an armored truck
for suspicious characters
If Joey Coyle has a hundred dollar bill,
you can rest assured it's his last one
He's a good lookin' guy, that guy
You know that guy?
dd
Can I get a pack ofTareytons?
Can you make it two?
So, what do you think?
Do you think this guy's gonna make it?
- I hope so, but half the town
is looking for him.
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