Money for Nothing Page #5

- What is that?

- Tequila

- What do I care?

- Ohhh, tequila

- Happy days

- Salud.

- Ahhh You're beautiful,Joe

- Yeah

Joe?

I'm curious What race was it

that you won your money?

- Why you curious?

- Relax

- What race was it?

- Uh, it was the seventh at Philly Park

What was the name

of the horse?

- Nice

- Dumb Luck

- Lindey, you got Friday's race results?

- Yo.

- I can fish it out of the garbage.

- Why you bustin' my balls?

I want to pin it up

Look at this, 20,000

Twenty-thousand reward.

I find a million-two,

I'm gonna give it up for 20 grand?

- I don't think so

- What was that? The seventh

race at Philly Park?

- Yeah

- Dumb Luck?

That's the horse

Joe, there ain't no horse

named Dumb Luck

You can't believe everything

you read in the newspapers

Joe, I usually believe it

when they're payin' me off

You know, I think it's some sort of

strange typo or somethin'

They don't have any typos

in the racing section

How could 22 guys

take a leak at the same time?

- Prostate, maybe

- Guess it must be goin' around

- A hundred dollar bill

I'm looking for 12,000 of these

- You know, it's funny but

I seen Ben Franklin standing out

by the Liberty Bell

and he was handin'out hundred

dollar bills to every tourist in town.

Dunleavy, let's not make

a hero out of a jerk.

What makes you think the guy

who found the money's a Jerk?

'Cause he's got the cops

lookin' for him

You wouldn't happen

to know where he is?

- We should tell 'em

He's gonna find out anyway

- You wanna know who found it?

It's Kozlowski

- That him?

- That's him right there.

Is it true what they say?

- You know about the money?

- If I found the money, I'd give it back

Yeah, yeah

I believe maybe you would

- Yes, I would

- You must be the only one

around here that would

I would

I got an idea that whoever found

that money is from this neighborhood.

Maybe it's someone

that everyone knows.

Well, here's my card

Anybody wants to talk

- Anybody?

- Yeah, I'll take one

You never know.

- Why- Why'd you take his card?

- Shut up

Joe.

Somethin'

I can do for you?

- Joe, you owe me

- What do you call that?

- Call it what you want.

- You gonna keep your mouth shut?

Yeah

- Hold on, hold on Wait 'til he leaves

- Why'd you give him the money?

- He Just left

- Why did you give him the money?

Just sit down

- Kenny, Kenny

- I wasn't gonna be involved

Now, you're draggin' me down

Nobody is goin' down, all right

Nobody's goin' down!

- No-

- Way to go,JC

You neglected to mention

the Chevelle

Joey, he knows

about my father's car?

- You got this idiot involved with me?

- I'm not-

- I had nothin' to do with it

- Shut up! Shut up!

Will you f***in' relax? We're in the

street and there was a cop in there

- It's all over the radio

- What?

- The Chevelle Shut up!

- You got my father's car on the radio?

- The keys.

- You got my father's car

on the radio,.Joe?

- My father's car is on the radio?

- Gimme the keys

- Gimme the keys.

- The radio's broken in the house

- They don't listen to the radio.

- Joe, gimme the keys.

All right

We're gonna get the car painted Yeah,

we're gonna make it look brand new

Joe, gimme the keys

Joey, gimme the keys!

What the hell are you-

No I don't believe this

You said that I wasn't

gonna be involved with this

- Joey, there ain't

no paint shop around here

- Go and pull over

- Joey, where's the paint shop?

- Kill the engine

Joey, what are we doin'?

Please, kill the engine

I'm gonna make it up to you

Joey, this is

my father's car

I'll buy him ten new ones

- Open the door!

- No.!

- Kenny, get out of the car.

- I'm not gettin' out of the car

You wanna go tojail?

You wanna see your father go

tojail? Get out of the car.

- No!

- You're gonna suffocate in there

How am I gonna get a paramedic

out here during a football

game? Get out of the car

- No.

- You get out of the car,

you big dumb Polack!

- I'm not gettin'out.!

- Get out, Kenny.!

Kenny, I'm not playing with you. Get out

of the car right now.! It's not a game.!

He's locked in, huh? I'll show you

how to get him out of the car

- I'll show you.

- It's my problem.

I'm takin'care of it.

- He can't go nowheres I got the keys

- I got no time to breast-feed

this motherf***er

- Hey, come on, whoa

What-What are you gonna do?

- I'll give him a haircut

- That's about it

- It's my problem

I'm gonna take care of it

Take care of it

I'll give you five seconds

One Mississippi

two Mississippi

three Mississippi

four-

Go on

Take care of it

No,.Joe. Aaah.!

Joe.! Don't.! Aaah.!

Joe.! I'm gettin'out.

- Don't hit me Don't hit me

- Get out.!

Hey, Dino, you got any idea

when my money's gonna be ready?

F*** You were in the room

What did he say?

- That's tomorrow night

- That's right. Now remember,

to get the five for six...

you need to change

the whole 12

Say that again

To get the five for six,

you need to change the whole 12

That's the deal you made

That's exactly not

the deal I made

- That's the deal-

- You tell me to my face

that that's the deal I made

- Say it right to my face,

"That's the deal you made"

- That's the deal you made

Joe, you lied to me You lied

to me about the car You lied

to me about douche bag there

I mean, what the f*** do you think

I do for a living, sell shoes?

Come on This is serious sh*t

These people are not to be f***ed with

Now, I don't wanna see you

at Dempsey's or anywhere else

You're gonna go home, lock the door,

draw the curtains and stay home,Joe

And then tomorrow,

bring the other six,Joe

You got it?

It's all clear

- Is somebody there?

- Yeah, Ma

Joey What time is it?

What are you lookin' for?

- I was Just rustlin' through

some of Dad's stuff

- Come here.

Sit down

You know,Joe, your father,

he misses you very much

Look at you

You don't take care of yourself

I'm all right, Ma

Just a little worn out

- Mmm

- So, how do you know he misses me?

We communicate

You do?

We still talk

All the time

Has he said anything

about me lately?

He knows exactly

what's goin' on with you,Joey

He didn't tell you

how it was gonna turn out did he?

Do you think Dad would be

happier if we moved him out that

that scummy cemetery

out there under that freeway?

And we move him out in the country,

you know? Someplace nice

With some birds and some trees,

you know A river Somethin'

Joey

whatever you're gonna give

your father, you already

gave him while

he was still alive.

Do you need anything, Ma?

No, thanks, son

- I gotta go out.

- Mmm

- Boo! Got you!

- Jesus Christ!

- What are you doing in there?

How'd you get in there?

- I picked the lock

- Why'd you go in there?

What are you lookin' for?

- I was Just playing a trick

Get outta here

Don't do that sort of thing!

Stay outta my room!

- What's the matter? What did you do?

- I didn't do anything

Tell her to stay

outta my room.! All right?

- Get out, you hog

You been in there for an hour

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