Money for Nothing Page #8

You know what I'm saying?

So Just let me handle it

Now Just,Just let me rest

Joe Come on

- We gotta rinse this stuff

- In the morning

- Come on, you gotta get up

- Huh-uh

Joe, come on

- Is your scalp burning yet?

- No. No, it feels natural.

I don't want you to go bald

Come on, stay up

Come on, get up Keep me up

Come on, get up

Come on

Get up

Come on

Get up Up Now

Come on,Joe

Where's my money?

It's over there in the fridge

You mind puttin' that shade back down?

Money in the fridge

In the fridge Here's money

Feels light, though

This is all of my money?

In a plastic Hefty bag.

The serial numbers

are sequential

This isn't the money

that fell off my truck!

You get money from the Mob,

it's money that needs to be laundered

Nobody ever said "wise guys"

were dumb, Hrbek

You can't allow them

to get away with this

What do you suggest we do,

give it back? Go ahead Take it back

It's f- $440,000-

$440,000?

I had $ 1.2 million.

Where's the rest of my money?

You know something, Hrbek?

You're a real Jerk

Laurenzi here

Yeah, I'll be right there

What's up?

What, what?

Who was that?

Where you goin'?

Laurenzi!

Laurenzi,

where you goin'?

See Ben Franklin discover electricity

at the Colonial Wax Museum

See Ben Franklin discover electricity

at the Colonial Wax Museum

Uh, see Ben Franklin discover electricity

at the Colonial Wax Museum

See Ben Franklin discover electricity

at the Colonial-

Don't do this

Don't do it, all right?

You don't belong here, do you?

That's all I'm saying

That's all I'm saying, okay?

Don't, don't do it

It's not fair, all right?

Get out of here Really

- Joe, he's Just a guy in a costume

- It's not fair

This is Palladino's car

They gotta be in there

We got five international flights

departing in the next hour

We gotta move

USAir to Nassau

Yucatan Air to Cancun

Air Luxembourg to Brussels

USAir to Toronto

And Air Roma to Frankfurt

Thanks, Miss Russo

May I see your passport, Mr Santos?

- Date of birth, please?

- 9I5I68

It's our custom in the Bahamas

to put the day ahead of the month

In the US, it's done

the other way around

- What month were you born?

- Ninth month

- Joe, tell him your birthday

- Excuse me Who's Joe?

Me I-I'm Francis Joseph Santos

and she calls meJoe

so I don't get her confused

with her brother Frankie

- What month were you born?

- I was born in the ninth month

of September on the fifth day

of the year of our Lord, 1968

Okay Would you put your luggage

on the scale, please?

- It's a carryon

- That's too big to take on board

I'm gonna- I'm-I'm gonna

go to the gift shop

Mr. Dan Logan.

Your party is waiting for you-

Miss Russo

Don't forget your tickets

Thank you

Carmine, you take Roma

Vicki, Lux Air's down there

I'm gonna be at Yucatan

- Along with these candy items,

could I get these hose, please?

Out of $100

And, uh,

these ten papers, please

Okay, that's $488

Thank you very much

Please do not leave...

- personal belongings unattended.

- Would you like your receipt?

Unclaimed luggage

will be removed by security.

Philadelphia police

Suspect not on Yucatan

Still boarding Air Luxembourg, over.

Air Roma's delayed.

Engine trouble. Over.

I'm goin' over

to USAir right now

- Where's the suitcase?

- In just a moment...

we will begin boarding

USAir Flight 1727...

service to Nassau, Bahamas.

At this time, we would like to board

families traveling with small children.

Please step back

Do you got any keys,

jewelry, a watch maybe?

It must be my earrings

This happens all the time Okay

- Can I give this to you?

- I'm not sure.

Why don't I let-

- Thanks

- There you go Now you

Yeah,yeah, I have it.

Take off the belt

The plane is leaving soon

You don't have to take that

out of your pants right now

Let me tell you somethin'

One size does not fit all

What are you talking about? I wear

them all the timeJust deal with it

I understand that you wear them

and what I'm dealing with

- You understand what I'm saying?

- Joe, please Come on

- Yo, yo, yo! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Philadelphia police

We are now ready

to begin boarding USAir Flight 1727...

service to Nassau, Bahamas.

- Joe

- USAir first class and

Priority Gold members-

- Can we go now? Is it

all right to get on the plane

- Yeah

...passengers with seat assignments

in rows 15 through 30...

you may now board

through gate B-8.

Here we go

Ladies and gentlemen.

This is the final boarding call

for USAir Flight 74...

service to Toronto, Canada.

All passengers

should be on board at this time.

- Take the money

- Why?

- They're lookin' for me, ain't they?

- Okay

Ticket

Okay.

You're confirmed in 6-A.

Thanks

And 6-B, sir

Everybody freeze

Joseph John Coyle

Turn around

You're under arrest

I'm Frankie Santos

I'm a guy who's goin' on vacation

- Joey!

- Coyle! It's all over, babe Don't move

Drop the bag, honey

Put the bag down right now

Drop the bag.!

Right now.!

Free money!

Run,Joey!

Run.!

Joey, run.! Go.!

I can't believe

you Just did that

Run,Joey!

Where?

Walk this way, Coyle.

- How you feelin',Joe?

- Feel pretty good

A little tired, really

Out of the way here, please

Get airport security down

here to clean all this up

Yeah, airport security? Close off

USAir concourse The entire concourse

- .Joey.!

They act like they all know you

Yeah, it's

a real freak show, huh?

Joey, would you do anything

differently next time?

Yeah, I think I'd go red instead

of yellow and definitely do the eyebrows

.Joey, what advice would you give

to somebody who found that much money?

Eat a good breakfast

It's gonna be a long day

Hey, lady Were you with him

when he found the money?

Hey,Joe I hope

I still have a Job

Mr Coyle, if you found the money again,

would you still keep it?

Uh I don't know, you know?

What do you think? Maybe I'd get lucky

Come on,Joey, people want to know

Would you really do the same thing again?

I think I definitely would

And next time I find a million bucks,

I'm gonna know what to do with it

- Free.Joey Coyle.!

- Yeah, free.Joey Coyle.!

Free Joey Coyle! FreeJoey Coyle!

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# That's what all the people say #

# You're ridin'high in April #

# Shot down in May #

# But I know I'm gonna

change that tune, oh yeah #

# When I'm back on top

Back on top in.June #

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# And as funny as it seems #

# Some people get their kicks #

# Stompin'on a dream #

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I don't let it get me down #

# 'Cause this fine old worid #

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a pirate, a poet #

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and over and out #

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# Flat on my face #

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and get back in the race #

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# I tell you

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# But my heart

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