Money Train Page #2

or I'll light you up.

- I gave you the money.

- I'm not in it for the money.

It's the torch! Call the EMS.

I'll take the street.

Get down!

Sick bastard!

Police!

Get off me.

It's okay.

Johnny, Merry Christmas.

What are you drinking?

The usual. Jack. Straight up.

Give me to of those

and give me to beers.

This is a little hard

so you should drink it with ...

... a beer. Obviously ...

... you've been there before.

That's with me, Johnny.

You took a pretty hard one today.

Too bad he got away.

It was his lucky day.

That won't happen twice.

The EMS people say the clerk

is going to be just fine.

That's good to hear.

This job can be hazardous to your

health if you take it too seriously.

- I don't know no other way.

- Me neither.

It takes a special kind of person

to do this job.

- Someone with dedication.

- Perseverance.

- Stamina.

- Strength.

- Courage.

- Cojones.

- Complete and utter stupidity.

- It's a curse.

- Welcome to the team.

- Thanks.

- How are my to favourite people?

- We were fine.

He's a kidder.

I looked long and hard and I found

you something for your first day.

- The alcohol preserves it.

- Thanks.

He probably stole it

from a girl scout.

Grab us a couple of cervezas.

You don't expect Grace to pay,

and I'm having a cash-flow problem.

You mean you're broke!

You ain't got a dime to your name.

I love the flower.

Great guy ... too bad he's gay.

- How are you doing?

- Good. man.

How does it feel

to be brothers with a white guy?

I told you that story.

I heard a garbage can making noises.

You found him?

Did you feed him? You can't

get rid of them when you feed them.

- Stay black.

- I ain't got no choice.

- The night is young.

- I've got to go.

- The night's a puppy.

- She's leaving.

- I'm in love.

- You ain't got a shot.

- I am deeply in love.

- She is nice.

I'd introduce her to Ma Di

if she was still alive.

You know what they say:

May the best man win.

- I intend to.

- You're dreaming.

You ain't even got a chance.

She didn't even keep the rose

you gave her.

That's f***ed up!

- You can buy her a new one.

- I wouldn't do that to you.

It's typical of your insensitivity,

like pissing on that car.

You've always got to be the coolest.

You've always got to be on top.

- I'm just kidding.

- You're always that way.

- Ma Di gave you everything.

- Ma Di treated us the same.

No. She treated me great.

She took me in. she loved me.

but she loved you better.

We got the same thing, Charlie.

It's called sharing.

- I get your coat, you get my shoes.

- I'm always in your shoes.

I'm always Hook's little brother.

- Is this about shoes or Grace?

- My ceiling is always your floor.

- Then move out of the building.

- I like the building.

But you're always first

and I'm always one step behind.

- So now it's my fault?

- Yeah, partially.

- It's you who always fucks it up.

- Now you're calling me a fuckup.

- I didn't say that.

- It's the same f***ing thing.

- Are you listening to me?

- I don't need this sh*t.

- Get your hands off me.

- Or what?

- I'm here, you're there ...

- Make a move. man.

You want to try me?

Wallets, rings and watches.

- Give up your sh*t.

- Are you deaf?

- I'm talking to you.

- You heard the man.

- Chill out, white boy.

- Now look at the sh*t we're in.

- Are you gonna blame this on me?

- Definitely.

Who was watching the street?

My back was to the street.

- I'm sick of you.

- Stop pinning everything on me.

Give it up!

- You called me a fuckup.

- I did not!

- F*** you, man!

- F*** me? F*** you!

I'm robbing your ass!

Give up your sh*t!

I'll get you his shoes.

I'll shoot you.

This is a stick-up!

I'll shoot you full of holes.

What the f*** is wrong with you?

- You took my Ice Cream records.

- Ice Cube!

They're sick!

- Would you really shoot me?

- Hell. no.

You had that Alabama look.

You're lucky

I didn't have a fire hose.

- You think this girl could be it?

- Yeah. I do.

- Hey, go for it.

- Yeah?

- I'm out of it.

- Are you serious?

I hope she makes you happy.

- Merry Christmas, man.

- Merry Christmas to you, too.

The department says we must have

backup in the Christmas season.

Shut up and stay out of our way.

We didn't ask for this assignment.

We're not here to steal anything.

They're pissed off because we

beat up their buddies on day shift.

Everybody chill.

We're here to help you out.

There's just a Little bit too much

testosterone in here.

Back to your stations.

We've got a schedule to keep.

Dooley ...

- You gonna take in a lot tonight?

- Yeah. three or four million.

- That's money.

- Stop drooling.

Just taking a few mental notes.

Check out that grate.

Look alive.

We've got something up ahead.

Just tunnel workers.

- You're in my place.

- Stop poking me with that thing.

- Shut the f*** up!

- Stop pushing me.

You ain't gonna hit him ...

I'm gonna hit him.

Beautiful!

- Is she your wife?

- No. sir.

- Your girlfriend?

- No. sir.

Perhaps your sister?

That would make sense.

A white brother. a black brother ...

... and a Latino sister.

- Officer Grace Santiago, sir.

- You boys are lucky.

How did you get so lucky?

Are they lucky, Officer Santiago?

- I don't know what you mean, sir.

- Having you as a partner.

- I'll try my best to do my job.

- I'm sure. You're dismissed.

This doesn't concern you,

Officer Santiago.

You boys, you don't listen.

This time you may have your nuts

in a wringer.

The first time my train

was only late, this time it's light.

- Light?

- Sit down.

It seems that in the darkness

somebody made off with $25,000.

- How could that happen?

- Why ask us?

You're a bad gambler.

You're in debt up to your eyeballs.

You're good at losing money.

- How do you think I lost mine?

- Do you think we're behind this?

Did I say that?

All I said was that bad things

seem to happen around you to.

Some money got ... lost.

I think you can help me find it.

- How so?

- You look for it.

If you dig down in that commode

that you call a soul, -

- you'll come up with something.

- I didn't ask to be disturbed.

- You might want to hear this.

Get out of here.

You're dismissed.

- Dismissed?

- Dismissed.

One second you're calling us crooks,

the next we're just dismissed.

The money has been recovered.

A collection agent confessed.

What happened to that money train

model that was on your desk?

Yeah. when I didn't see it.

I was heartbroken.

- It's just gone.

- I bet it took ages to make.

You're a wreck

looking for someplace to happen.

I'll be there ...

and I'll f*** you dead.

- Does he want to f*** us to death?

- When we're dead. he'll f*** us.

Either way, it's a pain in the ass.

F*** him. Thinking I stole

the money. That's insulting.

- I thought you stole it, too.

- You did?

That's all right, you're family.

That son of a b*tch ...

What?

- Look over there.

- It's Wollman Rink.

Last night, those repair guys

came up a ladder into the park.

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