Monster High: Freaky Fusion Page #3

Creating life requires

something more.

Something of one's self. A spark.

Ah...

No, you lost me.

Hmm. There are two sides

to every single one of us.

There's this physical

nonsense of skin and bones.

And in some cases,

copper and steam whistles.

(WHISTLES)

But there's also something deep

down that we can't see or touch.

Maybe it's emotion. Maybe it's love.

I don't really know.

But what I do know is that

you cannot simply brute force the

science to cater to your every whim.

If you're not careful,

the consequences

could be catastrophic.

But it is possible. Somebody made me.

"Sparks"? "Love"?

That doesn't make any sense.

I will figure out how to

create life. I will make it work.

And then, I'll be the one

laughing at all of you!

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

- (GRUNTING)

- (ALL LAUGHING)

Get it off! Get it off!

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS)

Why don't we continue

this discussion after class?

Come find me in my workshop.

Class dismissed!

I will create life!

- I'll show all of you!

- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Poor Sparky.

Professor Steam, will any of

that be on the final exam?

Trying to, you know, be prepared.

Mr. Rotter,

you are far and away my

least favorite student.

(GROANS)

Uh...

Sparky?

What do you want?

Here to make fun of me, too?

No, no, I just...

I don't know. Wanted to tell you

that I understand how you feel.

What, you're an orphan, too?

No. But I understand what it's like

to not know about your scaritage.

It makes you feel lost.

And sad.

But you're lucky you get to go

to a school like Monster High,

where everybody can

be like your family.

Family?

(SCOFFS) Those nitwits

aren't fit to be in my family.

Which is why I'm going to create one.

If I can just figure out how.

(GRUNTS)

(STRAINING)

Here.

How? How can you do that?

Well, because I was created.

And my father was, too. In a lab.

It is possible!

I knew it!

- But how?

- I don't know.

I guess my grandfather

somehow figured out

that missing spark that Professor

Steam was talking about.

(STUTTERS) You have to tell me how

it's done! Who is your grandfather?

What is the secret?

What am I missing?

(STAMMERS)

I shouldn't have said anything.

I'm sorry, I have to go!

Hey, Frankie, look who we found.

You know, one day we're gonna

look back on this and laugh.

- (LAUGHING)

- You really did it this time, mate.

Your little stunt nearly

caused us a lot of trouble.

Oh, since when has a little

curiosity caused any trouble?

Oh, right.

The whole "accidently sending

us back in time" thing.

Yeah, (INHALES) that was my bad.

He built this Recharge Chamber.

Said it would give him a boost of

energy when he was inventing things.

(GASPING)

That's our ride. You ghouls coming?

Just try and stop me.

If I don't get my eyes on a celebrity

blog soon, I'm gonna go batty.

ROBECCA:
"Hi, Dad. I miss you.

Love, your daughter."

After you.

No, please, you first.

I insist.

Are we really doing this again?

Wait! You can't leave yet!

You have to show me

how to create life!

Friend of yours?

Sparky, you shouldn't be here.

You have to help me!

I need to create my family.

- (GROANS)

- Ghoulia's right. Frankie, we have to go!

Sparky, I have to go

back to where I belong.

Take me with you!

(EXCLAIMING)

Oops.

(GROANS)

Jinafire, let's go!

In we go, calico.

(SCREAMS)

BOTH:
After you!

Come on, ghoulfriend!

(GRUNTS)

You're just going to leave

without helping me?

I'm sorry, Sparky.

But I've got a feeling

you're gonna create something

wonderful here at Monster High.

(GRUNTS)

(EXCLAIMING)

Just a few more adjustments on my

Steam-a-tronic Key Timer and...

(CRACKLING)

I say, what's all this?

Hmm.

(MUMBLING)

"Love, your daughter"?

But I don't have a...

Oh, construct a daughter!

Now there's a challenge!

Hang on...

(ALL SCREAMING)

No! No!

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

Ghoulia, you okay?

(GASPING)

Good. Everybody else?

- DRACULAURA:
I'm all right.

- ROBECCA:
Me, too.

(GASPS)

Oh!

(IN CLEO'S VOICE)

Draculaura! Robecca!

You've been fused together!

Oh, my ghoul.

(IN TORALEI'S VOICE)

They're not the only ones.

(YOWLS)

(IN CLEO'S VOICE) O-M-Ra!

(BOTH SCREAM)

(IN LAGOONA'S VOICE) Crikey!

(GASPS)

(IN VENUS'S VOICE) What's going on?

(IN CLAWDEEN'S VOICE)

Oh, this is so freaky.

Um, Ghoulia, I think we

may have a problem.

(GASPING)

(IN DRACULAURA'S VOICE)

How did this happen?

It's like, we're Fusions!

(IN LAGOONA'S VOICE) I don't

understand. Am I still Lagoona?

(IN JINAFIRE'S VOICE)

Or am I Jinafire?

- (SIGHS)

- (GASPING)

(SNIFFING)

(IN VENUS'S VOICE)

I can smell everything!

(IN CLAWDEEN'S VOICE) Welcome to

the wonderful world of werewolf noses.

(IN CLEO'S VOICE) Of all the ghouls

I could have been fused with,

I end up with Toralei?

(IN TORALEI'S VOICE)

Just lucky, I guess.

(IN CLEO'S VOICE) Ow!

Cut it out!

I am still the queen of this body!

You're just visiting!

(SCREAMING)

Everybody!

- Everybody, calm down!

- (TORALEI MEOWS)

We can figure this out.

That time teleporter

got us into this.

I'm sure it can get us out.

Somebody's just gonna have to fix it.

(GASPS)

You got this, little Miss Ghoulia.

- We appreciate it.

- You're the best, Ghoulia!

(IN DRACULAURA'S VOICE)

So, what do we do in the meantime?

(IN LAGOONA'S VOICE) Well,

there's no sense in waiting around

down here watching Ghoulia work.

(IN ROBECCA'S VOICE) Should we

go back upstairs for the rehearsal?

(IN CLAWDEEN'S VOICE) Sure,

but what are we gonna tell Mr. Where

when he asks us how we got this way?

We can't tell anybody about

the time teleporter.

Your Mad Science class assignment

was to fuse yourselves together?

(SCOFFS) Works for me.

Okay, places people. Places!

This play isn't going to

rehearse itself. (CHUCKLES)

(GASPING) Oh.

(IN CLAWDEEN'S VOICE)

Did our going back in time somehow

make his stink cologne get worse?

(IN VENUS'S VOICE)

Ooh, can I have my old nose back now?

Today is the day we

travel back in time!

You have no idea.

And action!

(CLEARS THROAT)

For 200 years,

our great school has stood as a

shining example of monster unity.

All monsters, the big,

the small, the hairy,

all are welcome to join

our freaky family.

There! See? I told you

Monster High is different.

Come with us now as we take a

look back at Monster High,

a History of Exceptional Acceptance.

Welcome to 1814.

Oh, who's that I see coming this way?

Why, it's none other

than Monster High's own

headless Headmistress Bloodgood!

(IN CLEO'S VOICE)

Welcome, monsters, one and all!

Well, not bad.

(SNORTING)

I declare Monster

High officially open.

May her walls ever stand as a

beacon of hope and acceptance

for all monster kind.

(IN TORALEI'S VOICE) Oh, yeah, and

sorry about that cheap cologne smell!

That would be our teacher, Mr. Where!

(ALL LAUGHING)

(SNIFFING)

(IN CLEO'S VOICE)

Will you cut it out?

(IN TORALEI'S VOICE) What? I don't

know what you're talking about.

(IN CLEO'S VOICE)

This is hardly the time or the place.

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