Monster High: Friday Night Frights Page #2

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It's sacred.

It's tradition.

Then it's a stupid tradition.

If she's on the team,

we're not.

She's on the team.

Then see ya,

wouldn't want to be ya.

Come on, fellas.

Good luck making

a team with no boys!

Whoa!

Oh, no, now there's no team at all!

Not true,

you do have team.

Lagoona, she make one.

And I make two.

And I make three!

Four!

Five!

I suppose it looks pretty bad if I

don't put my hand in at this point.

Very well.

Six.

For Monster High! Whoo!

Ta-da! Check it out, Clawd,

your new Scream team,

ready for you to

coach to the championship!

No need to thank me.

What is this,

some kind ofjoke?

No, this is the team.

Your team. Now, I know we

don't have a lot of experience,

but I think with

the right coaching,

and a lot of...

It's a bunch of girls!

So? The boys wouldn't play, but we will!

Girls don't play Scream!

But there's no rule

against it.

In fact, the first Scream

superstar was a girl, Robecca Steam.

That's right! And you

know what happened to her?

She got demolished!

Nobody ever saw her again.

It's too dangerous

for girls.

But...

No.

If you're going to

go through with this...

You're gonna do

it on your own.

Clawd, wait.

What did Clawd say?

Oh, he doesn't

want to talk about it.

I'm sorry, love.

It was worth a go.

Well. Who

wants to go to the mall?

Wait, hey,

you can't go!

Frankie, face it.

This thing is over like

last week's shoe sale.

But, we're a team.

No.

We're just a bunch of girls

in tacky, oversized uniforms.

Come on, our school needs us.

But the next game is in less than

a week and we've never even played!

Then we'll have to

learn fast.

For Monster High?

For Monster High!

Whoa!

This is easy. Whoa!

Oh! Watch out!

Sorry.

Huh?

Oh, no!

Watch out!

We can't stop!

Can't stop!

Oh, no!

We're going over!

Operetta!

You really

saved our bolts.

You're fang-tastic!

Oh, well, that was nothing.

I've been

swingin' on chandeliers

since before

I learned to walk.

Hey, we could totally use you

for the new Scream team!

Our first game is tomorrow!

Wanna join?

Sweetie,

I don't join anything.

Specially

something as conformist

and traditional as

organized team sports.

Ugh! Not really a "Ra-ra, do it

for your school" type of ghoul.

You know what I'm sayin'?

Take care now.

Slaydies and gentlemonsters,

the race is about to begin!

Please give a cold welcome to

the zombies of Graveyard Prep!

And now, put your

hands together for...

Girls? I...

I mean, Monster High!

Hi.

Yay.

Yeah.

This is

gonna be smokin'!

Okay, Frankie, did Ghoulia catch

ya up on all the rules and strategy?

Yeah, uh, I think.

Just stick close to us

and you'll be fine, mate.

Good thing we're

playing the zombies.

They're the slowest team

in the league.

That's why this is the perfect match

for us to get our feet wet and learn.

I'm just so nervous.

I don't want to

blow it for the school.

Hey, come on,

we got this.

A false start!

Monster High is disqualified!

Oh, man, I can't

wait to put this online!

Hey, do you want the planet

to decay like this school?

Cans go in the recycling!

Cans go in the recycling.

Hey, great game, girl.

I must've watched it on

Fright Tube a hundred times.

Huh, I can't tell if

it's funny, sad, or both.

Whoa!

I don't get it.

Why does it feel like

the whole school's against us?

Nobody likes it

when you mess with tradition.

Face it, we stink like

chin hair of unwashed goat.

If we lose two more times,

we'll miss the playoffs and our

season will officially be over.

And it's not

gettin' any easier.

Our next game is against

the Vampire Academy.

They're really good.

Not to be Gloomy Gustav,

but we going to get crushed.

Avalanche-style.

We have to try.

Hey.

Hey, Clawd.

Also customary greeting!

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Totes!

You want to give me some

tips for our next game?

No, I want you to

quit doing this.

Quit? I thought

you'd be proud of me.

I'm playing

Scream just like you!

Yeah,

and look what happened to me!

But I don't get it.

Ever since I've known you,

you've told me to take risks,

to challenge myself,

that I could do anything.

I guess you don't

believe in me after all.

That's not it,

I'm worried about you.

Well, maybe if we had

someone to coach us,

someone who knew

what they were doing.

Uh-uh, no way.

Forget it.

I'm not helping you

injure yourself.

Matter of fact, as your boyfriend,

I... I won't let you play!

Mmm-hmm. Well, I guess

that settles it then.

Phew! Finally!

I'm sorry,

but this is for your own...

I'm playing!

Because it's important.

Okay, so I'm not very good.

I'm not tall or fast or strong.

But my friends need me,

and I'm not going to just

quit and let them down.

I'm not

that kind of monster.

Better save your tears

for the track.

You're gonna need 'em after you

lose the next game!

Can you girls re-enact

your epic fail from Friday?

My Fright Tube subscribers are

beggin' for more crashin' and burnin'!

I'm so sorry

about that, sugars.

I was just

workin' on my moves,

I didn't see you there.

Now, you better run along now

and clean yourselves up.

Hey, I didn't realize

y'all were such rebels.

Anyone who bucks the system

is aces in my book.

I'm in.

And I'm out.

Voltageous!

For Monster High?

Fine. For Monster High.

Okay, ghouls, I know

we lost the first game,

but we can still

make the playoffs,

and now that we've got Operetta,

I'd say things are looking up.

Listen, ladies,

that was a tough loss

the other night.

I'd just like to

tell ya, good game.

I'd like to,

but I can't, you were awful!

You lost to the worst

team in the league!

Ghouls playing Scream. Ha!

Come on, fellas.

Attention, students.

Time for

morning announcements.

Oh, who am I kidding?

We're all doomed.

Slow down.

Slow down?

Honey, I think I'm having

trouble with your accent,

'cause I don't speak

"slow down. "

Yee-haw!

And that, my friends,

is a new record!

Whoo-hoo!

What's the big idea?

You ran over your

own teammate to win?

Who cares how you win,

as long as you win.

That's not the point, mate.

And there is no "I" in "team. "

Well, there sure

enough is one in "win. "

But y'all wouldn't know

about that, would ya?

I've never met such

a selfish monster!

Hold on,

I know everybody's bolts are a

little tight from all the pressure,

but taking it out on each

other is not the answer.

Well, what is the answer?

Obviously we're

getting nowhere!

Totally unfair.

Here, we already

like each other.

So let's just work it out.

This is what it

sounds like when yaks cry.

Okay, okay, that's it.

Everybody line up,

single file.

Now! Move, move, move!

Clawdeen, Lagoona.

Good job on that finish,

but they would've had you

on that last turn.

Keep it tight!

Operetta, you're fast,

you got great moves, but remember

you have other teammates, too.

Frankie,

stay tight in your stance.

I knew

he'd come around.

Me, too!

Are you two giggling?

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