Monster High: Frights, Camera, Action! Page #5

Hauntlywood, get ready to

meet Monster High!

Come on! Let's find that star that leads

to the Queen of the silver scream!

And action!

Fun, fun, fun

Hauntlywood, here we come

Let's have some fun

Fun, fun, fun

Hauntlywood, here we come

Where my Ghouls at? Hey, hey, hey

Black carpet, moonlight

So excited screams

come true tonight

Frights so bright

and cameras flashin'

Here we come

Frights, camera, action

Fun, fun, fun

Hauntlywood, here we come

Here we come

Hello. We're looking

for Veronica Von Vamp.

Name.

We just told you. Veronica Von...

No, ya big pin cushion, your name.

On.

Hoodude Voodoo.

Nope, not on the list. Thanks

for stoppin' by. Buh-bye.

I got this.

Name?

No! You give me your name

because I am Cleo de Nile!

That's de Nile as in the de Niles.

And one call to my father

and I'll have you transferred to

the night shift in Fright-beria

for the next 100 years if you don't

open that gate this instant!

Uh, um... Yes, ma'am, I mean...

Miss de Nile!

Right away! Here you go.

I am impressed.

Yeah, being a diva is

like Cleo's super power.

Okay, ghouls, it's a big lot.

Let's try to find

Veronica fast before...

Anybody realizes we

don't belong here.

Yeah, that.

Hauntlywood?

Why would the Heart be in

that den of mediocrity?

No decent vampire would dare

take it to such a place.

I heard the Vampire Majesty

boovies are clawsome!

I would really like to

see my first boovie

if you...

I will fly out immediately.

Then we will bring Draculaura

back to be my puppet Queen,

and I shall remain

in charge forever!

I have her now.

O-M-Ghoul! Is that?

Yes! The famous

die-rector, Scareantino!

Hey! Watch out!

Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh!

Mr. Scareantino! I wasn't looking.

Nice going, Viperine!

Gear me, I... I am fading to black.

Let me wind that for you.

Opening shot! Zombies to the left!

Zombies to the right!

Cue the music!

Enter the hero! But who?

Hmm. Gotta dig up some old star

and resurrect their career!

Note to self,

pack a shovel. Ninjas!

Why didn't I think of that?

Put it in the movie!

Oh no. No, no, no!

I can't be late again.

I'll get fired from

the boovie for sure!

Looks like you could use a hand.

And a paw or two.

I got your scare-spray right here.

Thank you so much! I am Viperine.

I owe you guys, big time!

All rise.

The honorable Judge

Twyla is presiding.

Cute Court is now in session.

Each side will now make

a case for their hunk.

Your Honor, Alucard's

adorable face and great smile

makes him clearly

the cuter monster.

If you want purr-fect face, you

just have to look at Edweird.

Pale skin, blue eyes.

Objection!

The boovie is black and white,

you don't know the color!

And you wouldn't know cute

if it bit you on the neck!

Alucard is the cute one!

Edweird is hideous!

Order! Order!

I still say they look the same.

Can't tell the dudes apart.

Yeah. Dudes.

Whoa! Oof!

Okay, I'm good! I'm good!

Oops, missed!

Hey, could you throw that in

with the other typewriters?

In creative frustration?

Sure.

Sorry about that.

Just going through a

little writer's block.

It can't be!

That's Scary Stone, the most amazing

scream-writer in Hauntlywood!

Ms. Stone, if you

have writer's block,

my friend Clawdia is a writer.

She can help.

This new werewolf movie?

It is chewing me up.

You've changed the

"Wwwwwwooooa!" to "Aoooooowwww!"

So authentic, so raw, so wolfy!

It's brilliant!

You have got to help me with

the rest of the script!

Wow! It's always been my scream

to be a writer in Hauntlywood.

See you later! Write lots of words!

Oh, goodbye guys,

I hope you find the... Whoa!

- Have fun!

- Oh, do have fun!

Okay. Bye, bye.

Where is camera two?

My underwater camera?

Really, made of stone?

That's your excuse!

Oh, come on, I can't make this

without underwater footage!

Excuse me, I think I

know who can help.

Go on! This is your scream!

Yup! There's nobody better if you're

talking about a camera and a swamp!

Why I can rack a focus while changing

lenses on a backtracked Steadicam.

Whoa.

What does that even mean?

All right, I'll try you out.

You go, ghoul!

She's going to be great.

And action!

And cut!

I love it, I love it!

I'm looking for a triple threat!

Where we gonna find someone

with the pure raw talent

to handle this part?

You wanna triple threat?

Here I am.

I sing!

I dance!

Jazz hands! And I act.

Skulla!

You got the job!

Hooray!

- Hoodude, even your scream came true!

- Awesome!

In Hauntlywood, triple threat

means dust, mop, sweep.

Oh, well, at least I'm in showbiz!

Ha cha cha!

Let me get this straight,

you say dimples are better

than a chiseled chin?

No, chiseled chin!

No, dimples are better!

Ghoulia, what does science say about

dimples versus chiseled chins?

Wait, are you telling us

that they are the same actor!

Digitally composites! to seem

like two different boys?

No way.

What an unexpected development.

Twice as delicious.

Order in the court!

Order in the court!

In the case of Alucard

versus Edweird,

I find that you can't

judge a bat by its wings!

Case closed!

Cute Court is hereby adjourned!

Totally called it!

Yep, same dude.

I knew it! And they

called me crazy!

Oh, they actually did, you know.

Okay, I guess dimples are cute.

And I could see getting

used to a chiseled chin.

What is it, Ghoulia?

Couldn't be, could it?

We're close, ghouls, I can feel it.

This way.

Wow.

Huh?

Veronica Von Vamp.

We have to get into that trailer!

Oh! That'll be easy, except for

those two huge bodyguards.

"Looks like you could use a hand. "

Viperine?

You work on this boovie?

Yeah. Thanks to you,

I didn't get fired.

Can you help us meet Veronica?

Leave it to me.

Viperine, plus makeup crew.

How come so many of you?

We have to make Miss Von Vamp

very, very, very, very, very,

pretty for her next scene!

Uh, yes, ma'am.

She's not here.

Well, then I guess we wait.

A trailer this classy

shouldn't be wasted.

No! I can't rest until we find her.

Do I know you?

The Vampire's Heart!

It's here!

Sorry, you're looking at a

fake, this is Hauntlywood.

It's only a prop.

We're very sorry for

intruding like this, but...

Well, I can always sign

an autograph for a fan.

Uh, sorry, not actually a fan.

In fact, I think that your

stereotypical portrayal...

Not the time!

Now, you tell me,

why are you looking for it?

Because the Heart will

lead us to Elissabat,

the rightful Queen of the vampires.

Wow, I haven't heard that

name in a long time.

The vampires need a Queen.

Quickly. And Lord Stoker chose me,

but then I found out that his

Vampire's Heart was a fake,

so I decided to find the real one

so it could lead me to the real

Queen, who is, in reality, Elissabat!

So, I need help.

What if she doesn't

want to be the Queen?

Everything we stand for will

be undone if Stoker rules.

The vampires need her.

All monsters need her.

If Elissabat were here,

she would probably say that she's

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes