Monster Hunt Page #4

50 taels.

Let's go!

Let's go somewhere else.

Just name a price.

I know what it's worth.

At least 100 taels.

Put it in the cage.

And wait here.

Come on.

You're rude.

Let me.

We haven't named you yet.

Should we not sell it?

Hurry up.

Turn around.

Let's play hide and seek.

I'll count to three,

I'll hide over there...

and you hide in the cage.

Then she will look for us.

Understand?

Let's start. One, two, three!

No,

you should hide in the cage...

like what I do.

No,

when I count one, two, three...

Why are you so rude?

You want to keep it?

Yes. Even few more days would be good.

Few more days?

The result is still the same

after few more days.

Look, look,

it cries.

Nonsense.

It's a monster.

What emotions could it have?

It keeps following us.

Isn't that emotion?

You cut your fingers to feed it blood.

Of course it'll follow you.

You feed grass to cows and goats.

They'd follow you too.

What kind of emotion...

do you call that?

Who says cows and goats have no emotions?

Why do you think only humans have emotions?

Even if it doesn't have emotions,

I have.

Stop now.

Humans and monsters aren't meant

to be together.

That's why you should sell it!

What is it?

Go!

When I first started,

I was like you too.

Do more trading... and

you'll get used to it.

Go. Go.

Let's eat.

You're such a good boy.

I know.

We should name it Wuba.

Can you play mahjong?

Come on, come take a look!

Monkey brains are good.

Healthy and...

tasty,

no cooking needed.

Let's go!

Where's our little monster?

Kill me if you can!

You will beg for...

our mercy!

Pong!

Pong!

I'll tell you if you win.

Your turn!

Eight circles.

Pong!

Wait! Can you slow down?

I'm not ready yet.

Hurry up.

I've got everything.

What should I do?

Thirteen orphans?

Win!

Win?

Fooling me?

Where's the little monster?

Heaven Restaurant.

It may be getting ready to be butchered.

Let's go!

Play another round with me.

I still haven't told you the password.

How can you get in?

"Heaven Restaurant."

Little guy,

where are you from?

How come you're not...

wearing any skin?

No wonder you were caught!

Wanna get one, huh?

Look at my skin,

so real and smooth!

Look at mine,

so elastic!

See,

it's seamless.

Do this,

puff your cheeks!

Money back guarantee.

Wanna buy one?

You two are selling skins again?

Didn't I tell you to take yours off?

No!

We won't take it off!

Go!

Head Chef!

What the... You guys are too much.

Scared the hell out of me!

Pay attention.

The monsters we have today...

are so awesome...

and delicious.

What's happening?

What's the problem?

Head Chef.

we can't open this monster.

Why won't you cooperate?

No way!

Listen.

Every monster dies.

Sooner or later,

it's just a matter of time.

Be brave, okay?

No way.

You stubborn monster.

You've asked for it.

Don't cut my buttocks!

Marvelous.

Monster sashimi,

All ready.

No wonder she's our Head Chef.

Stand still!

What's with these two monsters?

They refuse to take off their skin.

Hey gorgeous, you look stunning today.

Your inner beauty is shining as well.

Please let us be at your service.

My goodness,

this kid has a sweet mouth.

Your meat must be tender,

juicy...

and yummy.

I should cut you first.

Head Chef,

could you cook me

instead of serving me raw?

Oh, you're so cute.

As you wish!

Then we should...

soak you in sauces before baking,

okay?

- Take them away!

- Yes.

Move!

Head Chef,

make sure you don't undercook.

Don't worry.

Write down your last words.

I'll send them to your families.

I have such a good heart.

- Head Chef.

- Oh, my goodness.

The little monster king

everyone's talking about!

I have something special for you.

Deep fry!

Yes.

We sure look rich and glamorous.

Sir Zou and Lady Zou,

please come this way.

Why do you have to be so skinny?

Didn't I tell you to eat more?

Not even big enough to

block my small face.

Madam,

are you here for curing illness...

or boosting your health?

I...

You go away.

I'll use the restroom.

Let me show you something.

Luogang,

bring my baby boy...

to show Madam.

I'm afraid of dogs.

He's my baby boy,

not a dog.

I prefer cats.

He's my baby boy,

not a cat.

There's a cat over there.

Go that way, that way.

Go, go, go!

He doesn't recognize us.

He didn't see us in human form.

Right!

Where did they go?

Password.

- One, two, three?

- Wrong!

Five, two, one?

Wrong!

Password!

Stop hitting me. Stop hitting me.

"Four,"

"three,"

"eight."

Our two honorable guests,

this way please.

Why are you...

so heavy?

I told you to lose weight.

But you keep getting bigger and bigger.

The first appetizer...

is monster ears in oil.

First hang the monsters...

on the right and upside down

for three days and nights,

so that all the blood can

gather in one point.

Slice not too much, not too little,

just that corner of the right ears.

Why don't you two eat?

I have to go to the restroom.

Restroom, restroom.

I thought...

we will have the little monster king...

since we paid 300 taels more?

Today, you all are lucky!

Little monster king is a newly added dish.

We've been preparing it in the kitchen.

Fantastic!

That's great.

I also need to go to the restroom...

before...

we try the special dish.

Excuse me

Put it in the steamer.

Yes, Chef!

We are such a team.

Open it.

Yes!

Still alive?

I'm doing this for your own good.

It's not fair. I already tried my best.

Serve it raw.

We're leaving.

Am I too cruel?

Not at all.

It deserves it.

What's with my face?

Having a mask is...

good for your skin.

Great for moisturizing.

Let's go!

Xiaowu,

I'm sorry.

Xiaowu is in the kitchen!

Silly.

Xiaowu.

I know,

you will come!

Mayor,

watch out!

Gulugulu Bang!

Run!

I abandoned my friend once.

I'll never do it again!

I can't beat that guy!

See you.

You will get killed.

You're a monster hunter.

How come you help an outsider instead?

He's not an outsider.

He's my husband!

What?

Are you serious about...

what you just said?

My dad said,

a man and a woman should keep a distance.

If they kiss, they must marry.

Can we...

Cannot, cannot.

- But...

- No buts!

I am the only one left...

in the Huo family.

The responsibility to expand my family...

and have children and grandchildren...

is now all yours.

Will it be too...

No, it won't.

We are running out of time.

I know.

I am under a lot of pressure too.

We will try our best.

Let's try.

Leave me alone.

We can't open this cage.

You two should leave.

Take care,

and don't die.

I'm not done arguing with you yet.

Leave!

Mogadi!

Run!

This way!

Why does it keep chasing me?

Auntie Mo,

Here are the keys and...

please set the other villagers free.

Sure.

Take care!

Be careful, mayor!

It's our little king!

Gao, what happened?

Oh mama!

So glad to see you again.

Master,

we have something important to do!

Please let us go.

Do I look stupid?

He...

We should save him.

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