Monsters, Inc. Page #2
Shut up!
-Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you.
Ms Fearmonger is on vacation.
Would you like her voice mail?
Oh, Schmoopsie-poo.
-Googley Bear!
Happy birthday.
Oh, Googley-woogley,
you remembered!
Hey, Sulley-wulley.
Oh, hey, Celia...
weelia.
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
So, uh... are we going
anywhere special tonight?
I just got us
into a little place
called, um...
Harryhausen's.
( gasps )
Harryhausen's?!
But it's impossible to
get a reservation there!
Not for Googley Bear.
I will see you
at quitting time
and not a minute later.
Okay, sweetheart.
Think romantical
thoughts.
# You and me
# Me and you
# Both of us together! #
You know, pal, she's the one.
That's it.
She is the one!
I'm happy for you.
Oh, and, uh,
thanks for hooking me up
with those reservations.
Oh, no problem.
They're under the
name Googley Bear.
Oh, good ide...
You know,
that wasn't very funny.
( gasps )
What the...?
Wazowski!
( screams )
( grunts )
( chuckling )
What do you know?
and little monsters.
I wasn't scared.
I have... allergies.
( coughing )
Uh-huh. Sure.
Hey, Randall, save it for
the scare floor, will you?
I'm in the zone today,
Sullivan.
Going to be doing
some serious scaring.
Putting up some big numbers.
Wow, Randall.
That's great.
That should make it
even more humiliating
when we break the record first.
Ha, ha!
Shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh.
Do you hear that?
It's the winds of change.
''You hear it?
You hear the winds of ch...?''
Oh, what a creep.
One of these days,
I am really...
going to let you
teach that guy a lesson.
( deep croaking )
Chalooby! Baby!
MIKE:
Good morning, Roz
my succulent
little garden snail.
And who would
we be scaring today?
Wazowski, you didn't file
your paperwork last night.
Oh, that darn paperwork.
Wouldn't it be easier
if it all just blew away?
Don't let it happen again.
Yes, well, I'll, uh...
I'll try to be less careless.
I'm watching you, Wazowski.
Always watching.
Whoo! She's nuts.
Always!
CELIA ( over P.A. ):
All scare floors are now active.
Assistants, please report
to your stations.
( bell dings )
Okay, people,
eastern seaboard coming on-line.
playing )
Ooh, they're
so awesome.
( snarls )
( blowing )
( growling )
Hey... may
the best monster win.
I plan to.
( bell ringing )
We are on in seven... six...
five... four... three...
two...
( horn blaring )
( growls )
You're the boss.
You're the boss.
You're the big,
hairy boss.
( bell dings )
Oh, I'm feeling
good today, Mikey!
Yeah!
MIKE:
Whoa!
Attaboy.
Attaboy.
( bell dings )
( growling )
You're still behind,
Randall.
You know, maybe I should
realign the scream intake valve.
Just get me
another door!
A door! Yes, door!
( bell dings )
( beeping )
( click and hiss )
Well,Jerry, what's
the damage so far?
We may actually
make our quota today, sir.
Hmm. First time
in a month.
Huh?!
( door buzzing )
What happened?
The kid almost
touched me!
She got this close
to me!
She wasn't
scared of you?
She was only six!
I could've been dead!
I could've died!
Keep it together, man.
( whistling )
Hey! We got a dead
door over here!
-We're coming!
-Coming!
-Look out!
-Out of the way!
-Coming through!
-Excuse us.
( whimpering )
We've lost 58 doors
this week, sir.
Oh, kids these days.
They just don't get
scared like they used to.
Let her rip!
( buzzing )
( eerie blubbering )
( bell dings )
Uh, sir?
What?!
Look.
CELIA ( over P.A. ):
Attention.
We have a new scare leader:
Randall Boggs.
( snickering )
( assistants cheering )
Slumber party.
( laughing )
Whoo!
( beeping )
CELIA ( over P.A. ):
Never mind.
Hey! Watch it!
Well, James, that was
an impressive display!
Oh, just doing my job,
Mr Waternoose.
Of course, I did
learn from the best.
( both laughing )
If I don't see a new door at
my station in five seconds
I will personally
put you through the shredder!
( screams )
Hey, Wazowski, nice job!
Those numbers are pretty sweet.
Are they?
You know,
I hadn't even noticed.
And, uh...
how is Georgie doing?
He's doing great!
I love working
with that big guy.
Keep the doors coming,
Charlie.
I'm on a roll today.
George and I
are like brothers.
( gasping ) 2319!
We have a 2319!
( gasping )
COMPUTER VOICE ( over P.A. ):
Red alert! Red alert!
Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!
FEMALE ( over P.A. ):
George Sanderson
please remain motionless.
Prepare for decontamination.
Get it off!
JERRY:
Duck and cover, people!
Oh, not the CD A.
CDA AGENT 1:
Move! Move! Move!
Coming through, please.
Stand aside.
CDA AGENT 2:
Clear the contaminated area.
( screams )
CDA AGENT:
This is a 231 9 in progress.
Keep the area clear.
Coming through.
Watch yourself.
( grunts )
( whimpering )
Stand back.
Careful.
( all gasping )
All clear.
Situation is niner-niner-zero.
Ready for decon.
Hey, thanks, guys.
That was a close one.
Okay.
( screaming )
( whimpering )
( ripping )
( screaming )
JERRY:
Okay, people, take a break!
We got to shut down
for a half-hour
and reset the system.
out of commission.
What else can go wrong?
Oh... what a day.
We're just going through
a rough time, sir.
Everyone knows you're going
to get us through it.
Tell that to the
board of directors.
( slurping )
James, this company
has been in my family
for three generations.
keep it from going under.
Oh, so would I, sir.
Well...
Say, I could use your help
with something.
Anything, sir.
You see, we've hired
some new scare recruits
and frankly, they're...
they're, um... uh...
Inexperienced?
Oh, they stink!
Uh-huh.
And I thought maybe
you might come by tomorrow
and give them a demonstration.
Show them what it takes
to be a top scarer, huh?
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