Monsters University Page #5

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Oh, we forgot to

bring a hostess gift.

We can't go in there without

some scented candles.

Calm down.

We earned this.

What if there's a lull

in the conversation?

I never know what

to... You know...

Say?

How are you so good at this?

You just took on

an angry 50-foot librarian,

and you're afraid

of a little party?

Take a deep breath...

and in you go!

Hello.

It's Oozma Kappa!

These guys are crazy!

What you did today was insane!

That was awesome!

Oozma Kappa,

tonight we party like Scarers!

I've never stayed up

this late in my life!

Hey, quiet! Quiet!

Quiet down,

you can-wranglers.

All right.

On behalf of the RORs,

we'd like to congratulate all the

teams that have made it this far.

All, right,

let's hear it for the PNKs!

I love that trick!

Never gets old. HSS!

Very creepy.

And finally,

the surprise team of the Scare Games,

Oozma Kappa!

Come on over, guys.

Now, I got to admit, fellas,

I thought you were

a bunch of nobodies.

But, boy, was I wrong.

Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!

Oozma Kappa!

Oh!

What?

The most adorable

monsters on campus.

Ooh! Oh!

Release the stuffed animals.

Faced!

- Don't worry.

- Nobody reads the school paper.

Yeah,

but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.

Whoo-hoo!

Thank you very much.

Okay. Would you like that

with two sleeves or four?

Thanks.

Tell your friends.

Hey! What do you

think you're doing?

Raising a little

money for charity.

Yeah? Well, stop it.

You want us to stop raising money

for charity? That's not cool.

This guy hates charity!

I want you to stop

making us look like fools.

Hey, you're making yourselves

look like fools.

Let's be honest, boys.

You're never going

to be real Scarers,

because real Scarers

look like us.

But, hey, if you really want

to work for a Scare company

they're always

hiring in the mailroom.

Guys, hold on!

Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second.

Don't listen to him.

We just need to keep trying.

No, you need to stop trying!

You can train monsters

like this all you want,

but you can't

change who they are.

Mike...

We appreciate everything you've done,

but he's right.

No matter how much we train,

we'll never look like them.

We're built

for other things.

Sorry, squirt!

Some monsters just aren't

cut out for the big leagues.

The big leagues.

Guys.

We're going on

a little field trip.

My tentacle fell asleep.

Thanks, Mom.

Have fun, kids!

I'll just be here

listening to my tunes.

Hey, uh, where are we?

The big leagues.

Holy roly-poly.

Wow.

Nice fence.

This is amazing, Mike.

We're not stopping here.

This is crazy.

We're going to get arrested!

Oh, wow.

Whoa...

Oh!

All Scare Floors now activ.

West coast coming online.

Scarers coming out.

Look at them.

They're going

into the human world,

and they don't

even look scared!

Wow.

Take a good look, fellas.

See what they

all have in common?

Uh... No, not really.

Exactly. There's no

one type of Scarer.

The best Scarers use their

differences to their advantage.

Wow.

Terri? Look.

Hey!

Look at that old feller

racking up the big numbers!

Don, that old fella is

Earl "The Terror" Thompson!

What? Where?

That's really him?

He held the Scare

Record for three years!

Oh! Third door from the end!

Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!

Look! It's

"Screaming" Bob Gunderson!

I still have his rookie card.

Me, too!

Doesn't have the speed anymore,

but his

technique is flawless.

Technique is flawless.

You collected Scare Cards, huh?

Yep. 450 of them.

Impressive.

I have 6,000 still in mint condition,

but, you know,

450 is pretty good, too.

Hey, look at me!

I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!

Whoa!

Oh, that's great!

That's

a pretty good one, Squish.

I've been a real jerk.

So have I.

But it's not too late.

We could be a great team.

We just need to

start working together.

Hey!

What are you doing up there?

I can't go back to jail!

Come on!

They're right behind us!

Get back here!

Up there! Get them!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Thanks, brother!

Don't mention it.

I'm fine, really!

It's just a little heart attack.

Aw... I want

a piece of that action!

Mom! Start the car!

What?

Start the car!

Stop the bar?

The car! Start the car!

Oh! Okay.

Come on, come on,

come on, come on!

Get in! Get in!

Mom, go!

Seatbelts.

Okay, go!

Does anyone want gum?

Just drive!

Okay. Here we go!

Oh, yeah!

Let's break in somewhere else!

Rise and shine!

Scary feet, scary feet...

The kid is in the bathroom!

Scary feet, scary feet...

Oh, he's back!

Wake up!

Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!

Do I hear thirty-nine?

Come on!

Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,

you're looking good.

"To frighten a child

is the point of a Scare.

"If you frighten a teen,

then Scarer beware."

Okay, scare the little kid.

Avoid the teenager!

I'm on the phone!

No one understands me!

Whatever.

But, Daddy, I love him!

First place, Roar Omega Roar!

Second place, Oozma Kappa!

Whoo!

Third place, HSS.

You're lame.

"Someone is coming,

this could ruin your night.

"Stay hidden, take cover,

and stay out of sight!"

You got 10 seconds.

Go!

Kiosk! Pile of leaves!

Standing out in the open.

And there should be one more.

How did I do?

Oh! Not too

shabby, Don!

Thanks!

I cannot get down.

Zombie snarl!

Angry poodle.

Jazz clown.

My Aunt Phyllis.

In the morning.

That's what I'm talking about!

Time to go to work.

You're out!

You're out.

Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.

Thank you.

Yeah!

Yeah!

We're down to o remaining team,

Roar Omega Rr and Oozma Ka!

Which leads us to

the final event!

"Every one of your skills

will be put to the test.

"The Scare Simulator will

prove who's the best!"

Tomorrow night

you finally get to Scare

in front of the whole school!

Enjoy the attention

while it lasts, boys.

After you lose,

no one will remember you.

Maybe. But when you lose,

no one will let you forget it.

Oh, boy. That is

a good point.

Hey, Oozmas,

you guys are awesome!

You've got to

teach us your moves.

Well, then you're gonna

want to talk to this guy.

Oh...

Sure, I can teach you.

All right. You want to

hide behind the chair?

You have to become the chair.

Thanks for coming, Dean.

Dean Hardscrabble!

If we get back into

the Scaring program,

I hope there's

no hard feelings.

Tomorrow,

each of you must prove

that you are undeniably scary.

And I know for a fact

that one of you is not.

No. He works

harder than anyone.

Do you think he's scary?

He's the heart and

soul of the team!

Do you think he's scary?

We're going to win this thing tomorrow,

Sull, I can feel it!

We'll finally have

our lives back on track.

Hey, Mike?

You know, you've given me

a lot of really great tips.

I'd love to return

the favor sometime.

Oh. Yeah, sure.

Anytime.

We're doing this now?

Okay.

You've memorized

every textbook,

every Scare Theory,

and that is great.

Hey!

But now it's time

to forget all that.

Just reach deep down

and let the scary out!

Huh. Just feel it.

Exactly. Go wild.

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