Mouth To Mouth Page #2

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No thanks.

You can't take your clothes off, Susan might come in.

How would you like having naked bodies in your lounge?

Maybe I won't have anything.

Ow!

Well you shouldn't sleep in public thoroughfares, should you?

I told you somebody would come.

It wasn't my fault.

You started it.

Well you didn't stop me.

When I'm asleep I don't know what I'm doing.

How do you know I wasn't asleep? If you don't

know what you're doing when you're asleep - for all you know it was you feeling me up. - Like fun!

Well it doesn't matter her seeing anyway, it'd be good for her.

You're disgusting.

Next time you shouldn't get girls worked up when they're asleep.

Okay.

Because then they can't get back to sleep.

- Sh*t! - Goodness sake.

Okay, get out.

I don't want this sort of thing going on.

Serge!

You and your friends, get out!

- Sorry about that. - It's alright, Carrie always makes

a lot of noise when she gets worked up. Neighbours called the cops one day because

- they thought someone was being murdered. - For sure.

Well, I don't where we can go.

- A motel?

- Look, we haven't got any money okay?

What do you reckon?

I suppose you'll have to come to our place.

- Would that be alright? - You'd be our first visitors.

Yeah.

- Who's that? - Us.

- Who's there? - Oh, Freddie just below.

Hello Cisco.

Hi.

- You snore. - Yeah, so do you!

You're not bad though.

Yeah, you're pretty good yourself.

- Peanut butter? - Yeah.

There you are.

Now if you don't mind leaving the bathroom for a few minutes.

Why?

Because I don't like people perving on me when I'm washing.

Alright.

Turn your head, Serge.

- How come you found this place?

- We used to play here as kids. There was a whole gang of us.

Half the stuff was up here.

There's always been a couple of mattresses and things.

We're gonna have to hurry to get to work.

Yeah well, it's been good.

Yeah.

- You gonna give us a lift? - Yeah.

I was wondering...

You wanna do something tomorrow?

I don't know.

- I suppose so. - Saturday?

Yeah?

I really feel like booking you up.

There's no need.

If you want me to go out with you, I'd like to.

I've gotta go to work.

I've got to go to work!

- You looking for Rob? He's out.

- Nope.

- You're Carrie, are you?

- Who are you?

- A friend of your father's. - And who's that on the bed?

He works with your dad.

He's been looking for you too,

your father.

And some people coming around here

looking for you.

Cops been coming around too.

- Aren't you talking to me?

- Nope.

- Didn't have we a good time?

- I wanted to go to the party.

- It wasn't on. - Yes it was.

Why don't you leave her alone?

You wanted to go with them.

You don't know what you want.

God you're stupid.

Oh sh*t.

I don't care.

Thanks, mate.

- Come to drink with us have you? - For sure.

- What are you doing after, Jeanie? - You think you're so good, don't you?

Oh yeah.

I wouldnt go near you even if you had another bag over your head.

- Give us a miss, will you? - Are you going to belt me or something?

- Well I might have to. - It'd be just your style, wouldn't it?

Big time. What a man.

Piss her off, will you?

Yeah, a gin squash, thanks.

- Yeah, where're you going, baby? - Uh, nowhere with you.

Come on baby, you wanna come to a party?

Nah!

And we have a good time, huh?

Hey you come to a party, huh?

We have a good time, maybe.

Ave Maria...

Ave...!

- Bye! - Bye!

Who's that?

Us.

What have you been up to?

Got chased by pervs.

Yeah.

How are you?

'Right.

Have a swig.

Not any of that stuff.

You want a coffee?

- Nah. - See you then.

Wild men from Wonthaggi.

Hiya Cisco!

Hi.

Fell asleep.

- Jeanie's really drunk. - Oh what about you?

She had to have a piss up an alley.

She went behind the garden and drank away when she stood on a bench chair.

What do you want?

Oh, we just thought we'd come around to see how you were.

That's nice.

Oh, I suppose we better go.

- Why? - It's getting pretty late.

- Be really nice if you stayed. - We'll make toast all night.

Are you coming?

Yeah.

- You don't mind if I'm drunk, do ya? - Nah.

- 'Cause I'm really glad you're here.

- Oh yeah?

And you can save us if we're attacked by pervs.

- What pervs? - This car followed us for a while.

We'll be warm, won't we?

Mary, she was wise.

Mary, she was pretty.

She lived out in the city where the fellas pull their lady.

One of the committee,

Thought he would be witty

And he hit her in the titty with a hard-boiled egg.

Look at this, will you?

Some of them can hardly write.

Don't know what we're supposed to do with them.

- Mr. Magnana? - Ah, it's Magnani.

- They make it my decision to walk in the door.

- They should be broad-minded like us. He'd ring and tell me and he had a coaching form

in front of him saying he didn't have a phone.

Look, he told Serge they wanted somebody who had experience in an office, right?

I had experience in an office. He said they

wanted somebody they can start from scratch.

- They piss me off. - Hey, steady with the flavouring.

Anyway, we finish this job on Saturday. The regular women, they're coming back.

- Was that milkshake holder over there? - Yeah.

I spilled some pie in it.

You two will have to go on the dole like us.

Did you tell your gran where you were staying last night?

- Nah. - She reckons we're too far gone already.

Why don't you move your stuff in with us?

- Can if you want to. - Yeah?

Oh, I'd like to.

Well...

Could give it a try anyway.

Might be nice having a couple of extra people around.

Do you want sauce?

- Hi. - Hey there.

Good morning!

- How are you?

- Good.

Except for Tim rolling on me all the time in his sleep.

- Oh, that's a fiction! - You could've fooled me.

What about Alaskan Star?

Nah, it's too short, it's in the red.

It's always in the red.

- How do you like it? - When did ya get it?

- Spare lunchtime. - If they catch you...

- They won't because they're too dumb. - Well Oil?

I like Banfield.

Shut up, you two about the races, will you?

- What are the odds? - Forty.

Want some?

Careful with the crumbs, I don't want to get gravel rash.

Sorry. Hey, I have to listen to it. Don't.

You rat! You rat!

S'alright.

I'll clean it up.

You better, I don't want any marmalade up me, sister.

God, it's cold.

- What is it? - I'm wetting my pants.

- What are you gonna call it?

- Tom. Gonna be a boy, is it?

I wouldn't call it Tom if it was going to be a girl.

- Any day now? - Mmm, yeah.

No I won't have it, thanks.

- What about the other one, then? - It's in the cubicle.

Roy, quick!

Up there.

What the hell did you pinch the clock for?

To tell us when the turkey's cooked.

- Poor old Fred. - If I was like him, I'd be drunk too.

We should invite him up for dinner.

Fred?

- Want some dinner?

- Naaah.

Hi.

Hi.

- How'd ya go? - Ah, fair.

There's one we said will beat the favourite, did beat her.

- So did four others. - Only 'cause it got bottled up in the rails.

- Bulldust, it just wasn't good enough. - Come on, we only lost three bucks.

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