Moving Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1988
- 89 min
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where a girl can use one.
Damn nostril hair.
Giddy-up, Mr. car.
Hey, stud,
you wanna ride me?
Do you like my car?
It's got
a real big engine.
Do you?
Have it your way,
Mr. perfect.
I hope
she's a good driver.
You're listening to Boise's
number one
rock 'n' roll station: J-105.
I'm Carl--
Well, it's almost 3:30,
and the movers
should be there by now.
Boys, we're almost there.
Arlo:
I got the key,and I want everybody--
close your eyes!
Come on, kids.
Close your eyes.
This is gonna be--
you, too!
This is
gonna be a surprise.
All right,
close your eyes!
We're--
can we open
our eyes now?
No.
Where are the doors?
Oh! Ooh!
Ooooh!
Ooooh!
Aaaaah!
Kitchen!
The kitc--
the kitchen!
Where's the kitchen?
They took
the goddamn kitchen!
There's no kitchen!
Hello?!
Hey, how's it hangin', man?
Arlo:
How's it hangin'?Where are you guys?
You're supposed
to be here now!
Uh, well, we got lost.
I think I took
a wrong turn somewhere.
Uh, do you think,
by chance,
you may have
made a wrong turn
to new Orleans?!
Yep,
we're in new Orleans,
and, uh,
it's mardi gras time.
Mardi gras time, huh?
Listen, a**hole,
I want my furniture here
in Boise, Idaho,
and I want it now!
Hey, all right, all right,
we're on our way, pal.
Hello?
Helloooo!
Randy:
I thoughtyou said we had a pool!
Aaaaaah!
Cadell, when I bought
this house from you
it had doors...
Stairs,
and a swimming pool!
Now where's the sh*t now?
Now, hold on, pear.
I distinctly told you
I was taking the pool
and the doors with us.
You said you were joking.
You were
just kidding about that.
No, sir. No, sir.
I recorded
the entire conversation.
I got
the transcript right here.
I said just kidding
about the windows
and the kitchen sink,
so I never actually said
just kidding
about the doors and the pool.
Now, listen, cadell!
You're a bullshitter, ok?!
Now, if you don't have
workmen here in 2 days
putting my stuff
back in order,
I'm gonna
kick your ass!
Man on TV:
Well,Mr. Maverick's in.
How 'bout you,
Mr. Maverick?
Gentleman friend
still not home?
No, and I don't
understand it.
He told me to call him.
I'm sure
he'll be back soon.
Meanwhile,
come here and watch
Maverick with us.
Sit here.
Maverick:
I'll see itand raise you $200.
Man on TV:
That ain't money.
Oh, it's the same thing.
Here's my draft
for $10,000.
Still ain't money.
We're not playin'
table stakes.
Ya see,
that's James garner.
He plays
Bret Maverick.
And that's
his brother Bart Maverick.
They're gamblers
on the Mississippi.
I don't know
who he is.
I think
he's a desperado.
Arlo:
Honey?Monica:
Hmm?You awake?
Mm-hmm.
Well...
The boys register
for school today.
Mm-hmm.
By noon today,
the movers should be
here with our stuff.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna get
the furnace fixed.
Mm-hmm.
And by tonight,
everything should
be back to normal.
God, no.
Your name wouldn't
be Crawford, would it?
Yeah, that's right.
Cornell Crawford.
What's it to ya?
Do you have a brother?
Well, choke my chicken.
Your name's pear, right?
You lived right
next-door to Frank.
Am I right?
Yeah.
It's a small world,
isn't it?
Too small.
Yeah, Frank says
you're a real a**hole,
and if you f*** with me,
I'll kill ya.
Ya understand?
Oh, yeah, I--
good.
Uh, Randy
and Marshall pear?
Oh, I thought
there'd be 2 of you.
2 of me?
Yes, don't you have
a brother named Marshall?
No, ma'am.
Marshall's my middle name.
Oh, I see.
You know,
these computers
are gonna
be the death of us all.
Yes, ma'am.
They made the same mistake
at my other school.
Mm-mm-mm.
Well, Randy Marshall,
I guess you'll only
be needing one of these,
and your
locker number's 54,
and that's straight
down this hall
and to your right.
Marshall, is that you?
How'd it go?
I pulled it off.
Ahh, great.
Do you think
they'll catch on?
No one has yet.
I never thought
I'd say this, but...
I'm getting tired
of cheeseburgers
and fries.
Is it the movers?
Arlo:
The movers! Hooray!It's the movers.
Sons of b*tches!
Wait! Don't--no!
Please, back up.
Hello!
Mr. and Mrs. pear.
We're from the welcome
wagon committee.
I'm Zelda Messina.
Woman:
Hi!I'm
Elizabeth Griffin.
Welcome to Boise.
Hello.
Oh, these
are some brochures.
It's a free gift
from our
local merchants,
Mrs. pear.
Now, we can only come in
for just a minute.
Oh, uh, well,
we're not really fixed up yet.
Oh, I'm sure
it's just lovely.
Oh, no,
well, see--
could you move the car?
Ladies? Uh, um--
ah, I'll go around.
Brad:
Oh, man, that is--that is a great car, man.
F***, it handles
great, man.
Left, right.
It's great.
Brakes stop
on a f***in' dime.
Jesus Christ,
you got power
in this thing, man.
The thing'll
take a hairpin turn
at 120,
no f***in' problem.
You floor it,
it just says gimme more.
The car says
gimme more, man.
Keys, dude?
A cop tried
to pull me over.
I said
eat this, man.
I put it in fifth.
Forget about it.
The only thing was
I couldn't
get it in reverse,
but then
I was pissed,
and then
I said f***,
I don't
need reverse.
What do I need
reverse for?
I don't wanna go
back in life, man.
I wanna go forward.
So the cop tries
to pull me over,
I say f*** it.
Ha ha.
Where...Is my car?
Oh, I was supposed
to deliver this car
to, uh,
To a guy named Arlo.
Is that you?
Is your name Arlo, man?
That's a f***in'
funny name. Arlo. Ha ha.
Oh, man, you must laugh
all the time, huh?
You come here
through a war zone?
Soda Springs, man.
Back off, dude.
I'm just delivering
this car as a favor
for a friend
of mine, man.
Brad Williams.
Do you know him?
He's really
f***in' straight.
I mean,
he's about my height.
Could I...
Speak to Brad...Please?
No, man,
you can't talk to Brad.
I can't talk to Brad.
No one knows
who Brad is, man.
I love him.
He's beautiful!
I can't
get close to him.
Sh*t, man,
Nixon knew, man.
I don't even know
my political affil--
huh?
Huh?
Teddy?
Ted--Teddy?
Teddy.
What...
Happened to my car?
Brad probably loaned
the car to the pope.
Don't let--
don't let
the hat fool ya, man.
The pope's
a crazy f***er.
He probably
blessed the car,
got wasted,
and just drove it
off a f***in' cliff.
Monica:
Uh,come back next week...
Who are the chicks?
Well, we hardly ever
get into this neighborhood.
Hardly ever. Really.
Afternoon, ladies!
Oh...Zelda?
I'm gonna kill you.
Do you hear me?
Mm-hmm.
So you got about
an hour to get outta town
before I find a gun
and I load it
with 8 bullets
and I kill all crazy 8
of you son of a b*tches.
Now, please go.
I don't wanna go to jail.
Please.
You're squishin'
Teddy, man.
I'm gonna kill him, too.
How was the move?
Uneventful.
Terrific.
Good morning,
Mr. pear.
Good morning.
It is a pleasure
to meet you.
Bob Delaney,
Arlo pear.
Hi.
Come on. I want ya
to meet Ted.
Ted, this is Arlo pear,
the genius from New Jersey.
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