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I meant like my mother.

My mother is just like that.

Once, this guy stole her handbag...

...you should have seen her

beat him up on the road.

Even I was scared to touch

that handbag after that!

I get it!

Scoring music for

too many action films...

...has messed you up.

Who could she be?

Well she could be...

Never mind! Don't say anything...

Whatever!

"The twilight sky in woman's

form walks on the earth... "

"My heart stopped beating

with a glance she killed me... "

"Like electric lightning she

struck through the streets"

"My eyes are scorched...

My soul is torched... "

"Who is she... No one knows... "

"Without giving me time to speak...

...She disappeared

through the streets"

"The twilight sky in woman's

form walks on the earth... "

"My heart stopped beating

with a glance she killed me... "

"Like electric lightning she

struck through the streets"

"My eyes are scorched...

My soul is torched... "

"Who is she... A

descendant of the warrior Queen?"

"Who is she... A

descendant of Kannagi?"

"Is she a descendant

of the poet Bharati"

"Or the daughter born to

the sun and the moon... "

"An intoxicating Jasmine"

"A lotus with thorns

A scorching beauty"

"A computer

engineer A Karate expert"

"A lyrical angel... "

"Find out and tell me... "

"The twilight sky in woman's

form walks on the earth... "

"My heart stopped beating

with a glance she killed me... "

"If I see her, I'll ask her

name and attach mine behind hers"

"If I hear her, I will

compose music for her words"

"Adding poetry to her speech"

"Adding love to her lines"

"Mesmerizing her with words"

"Capturing her with humor"

"Unawares I will touch her heart"

"Adding a pinch of shyness"

"With an abundance of happiness"

"I will make her say she loves me"

"Our glances will

mingle completely... "

"The twilight sky in woman's

form walks on the earth... "

"My heart stopped beating

with a glance she killed me... "

"Like electric lightning she

struck through the streets"

"My eyes are scorched...

My soul is torched... "

"Who is she... No one knows... "

"Without giving me time to speak...

She disappeared through the streets"

I somehow don't think

Beethoven's birthday...

...is cause enough for us to booze!

What?

He's a musician. We must

celebrate his birthday.

It's not like we drink everyday...

Last we drank was for

Michael Jackson's birthday!

Which was last week!

That's his problem.

I am done. Bill!

Here... finish the Chicken.

There is too much Garlic in this.

Karthik...

Garlic is very good for health.

If you have garlic everyday, one

in the morning and one at night...

...you'll live for a 100 years.

My grandpa used to say that.

Not only did he say,

he lived it by example.

Really?

But the poor bugger died at 62!

How?

Well, he came out of bath,

dried his towel, sneezed. And died.

But the Garlic...?

There are somethings in life...

...which even Garlic can't save!

Can you believe this?

I am high on beer

That's because you hardly ever drink

So you ARE

suggesting I drink everyday?!

Hello.

- Hello.

I am Priti.

I am Karthik.

I am Inzamam-Ul-Haq.

Can she not see me?

I heard you are a Musician

- Yes

I am also learning the Guitar

If you ever drop your Kerchief...

...on the guitar

he'll return it to you

Can she still not see me?

Let me not stop you. Good night.

Good night.

Wait.

There, she bumped

into something! Let's go

Why did you say you

are Inzamam-Ul-Haq?

Would she have fallen in Love

with me if I said I was Viji?

Noticed one thing about Beer?

Once drunk one even burps beer.

Don't make noise

Viji... What are you doing?

What is this? What is this,

Viji? He might come.

It's the Secretary

What are you doing?

What's this? In front of

the Secretary's house?

What if he comes...

What is this? What's happening here?

How dare you vomit outside my house?

It's not what you're thinking.

It's his birthday.

Happy Birthday, sir.

So? If it's your birthday...

...you will puke

outside everybody's house?

I never puked on my last birthday.

Are you joking?

Know who I am?

Secretary of this apartment.

Just a minute, sir.

What's he saying?

Viji.

- Let me talk to him

No need for that.

- I will talk to him.

If you want to vomit

go to the bathroom

Do we have Garlic at home?

Viji, get in.

Just that he had some Beer.

It didn't quite agree with him

Trying to fool me?

That's why we don't allow Bachelors.

I'll have this cleaned in 5 minutes

Think of this as a bad Vomit,

I mean, a bad Dream!

What?

What are you doing here again?

Actually he seems to be

puking more than he even drank!

This is the limit.

Yes, this is the limit.

I'll call the police.

Why Police?

Want us to vacate? We will vacate.

Just give us a little time.

- How long? Half an hour?

We've to find another house

- 1 hour?

Sir... please.

- How much time do you want?

How about 2 years?

Would that be enough?

Take 5 years. I'll call the police.

Janu, get my cell phone.

We'll vacate immediately sir.

We'll look for

another house right away.

Go. Get going.

I'll call the police.

- What's that noise there?

Nothing! Don't come out...

You are not my Friend.

Just my screwed up Fate!

Didn't I spell it out to you?

If you want to puke

go to the bathroom.

Why did you come out again?

Wasn't that the bathroom?

Which?

- Where I threw up?

Hey... hey.

I was wondering...

...what the Secretary was

doing in our bathroom.

Sorry, Karthik.

I will wash away my own sins

What are you going to wash away?

I sat all night

washing away your mess

I am going to apologize

- What?

I'll say that the Bird Flu

got me, will get some sympathy

Not necessary.

Have told him, we'll

vacate this place.

That bad?

- He threatened to call the Police.

Start looking for another house.

Leave this to me

The way I beg for forgiveness...

...he is going to

come to you, and sob.

Viji is going to the bathroom,

Having a bath...

...Changing, meeting him and

finishing this once and for all.

Wait and Watch what

happens in half an hour!

Hey.

Karthik.

"Is it the moon that I

see through my window?"

"Is she the one I lost on the road?"

"What I saw, what I see...

Is it but a dream?"

"Is it my muse

right in front of me?"

"The dove that flew away

disappeared behind the clouds"

"But when I came home and saw It

was in my garden tittering about"

"She disappeared through the

streets but fate took me to her"

"This makes me believe

That love has blossomed truly"

Good Morning.

My name is Karthik.

Newly moved in here.

You may not know me, but I know you

Remember last week, that

guy beating up his wife...

...you beat him up and threw him

into the garbage. It was amazing.

Wanted your autograph right away

Before I could cross

the road, you had gone

Wanted to appreciate what you did

As I said before, I am Karthik,

May I know your name?

Jnana Prakasham.

Jnana Prakasham?

Professor Jnana Prakasham.

- Oh! Karthik.

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