Mr. and Mrs. Incredible

Synopsis: In ancient China, a husband and wife, both of them retired superheroes, contend with the high cost of living, infertility, and other contemporary life issues.
Director(s): Vincent Kok
Production: We Pictures
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Year:
2011
100 min
60 Views


Everybody!

It's here!

It's here...

Hey, what's here?

It's here

Hey, what?

Hurry up What's here?

It's here...

It's here... Come on...

Hurry up, come on...

Mum, I want to go

Go on, be careful

It's here...

To the left

Right a little

West, face west

Do you know which way is west?

I said west

Just face east

East, east

Flint...

Flint, the paper's here, read it for us!

Garlic & Onion, just wait a moment

Wow

Leftovers

You two must be stupid

It takes a month to get here from the Capital

It becomes old news

What's interesting about it?

Come on, let me see what's interesting

There's a new literature scholar

He's from the Capital

Take a look, here's how he looks like,

just like this

Looking like this?

Doesn't look smart at all

The chillies this year are much spicier

than last year

A few people even died from eating them

The government has new guidelines...

One

A prosecutor can only hit the drums lightly

to avoid disturbance to the current case

Punishable by caning 30 times

Two

Drunk driving carriage will be fined 2 dollars

Serve 6 months suspension

and confiscation of horse

Three...

Flipping heck,

do the words have to be so small?

Garlic...

Take this further away

Still further

More

I'm really getting old

Even further

The government is into the red,

all workers will...

reduce their wages accordingly

through the hard times

You can see that far away?

Excellent eyesight Amazing!

What's good eyesight for in this tiny village

Don't be so pessimistic

Your talent won't go wasted

But what should we do about the cutback?

Oh, it's gone

The rope snapped, this is fate

The newspaper is gone

I can't quite remember what it says

Why don't we forget about it

and see what it says on next month's paper,

alright?

Hey, dinner time, dinner time

Let's go, let's go...

That's west

Right from the oven, fresh and soft

These are for you two Thank you

Here it is

I've added some rose extracts to these buns

I've saved these for you girls

Will we get fat eating these?

Of course not

Then why am I eating them!

Yeah, I've lost my appetite and weight lately

My husband complains I don't look good skinny

Lost weight from where?

Hey, Rouge

You are really losing face for your husband

Look at how thin you are

People will think he's starving you

Exactly! If there is nothing on your body

Men can't get up by themselves

Just look at you

You are just bag of bones

Flat as a plain

Your husband would have more fun

hugging Onion and Garlic back

in the village hall

Never mind

Just get us the fattest bun

to boost our weight

With sausages

Yeah... No problem

Wow... Darling

You girls should be careful of heart attack

What do you know!

Off work so early?

There's nothing to do

That's right

I'll let you catch up with these beauties

I'm going to watch some chess Okay

Hey, Rouge

Being the head of guards

doesn't earn that much

And Flint doesn't even help out at the shop

Just hang around all day and being lazy

I don't know what you love about him?

No... not this move

Move the bishop, then the knight

Move your rook out, then checkmate...

Hey, you play this game

You sit down

No, no, sorry, you carry on

En passe

No... you should move this!

Gosh, you are stupid

Alright, come on...

No... I shouldn't, you just carry on

The thing is, he's too thin

and not in a good way either

Look at Jim, he's thin too

but looks so much better

Never you mind

Idiot

That's the way I like him

Gosh, I can't pull the needle through

such a big hole

What're you doing?

I'm free, so I'm doing some sewing

Free?

Why don't you shave off your beard, you messy

In a couple of days, a couple of days

A couple of days?

You haven't shaved in 2 years

You don't have to work so hard on the dough

No one's here,

why don't you use your superpower?

Look, you are at it again

I've told you thousand times

We are normal people

and they don't have superpowers

You have to remember

I know

Wow, how does a normal person

have such strength?

Roaches, I hate roaches

Smells good

What is it?

Who wouldn't know you've got superpower

if you take the hot steam

basket out bare handed

Use a cloth

Be careful, you know

You, be careful, you know

Come... My back is killing me

Darling, why don't you soak your feet first

Then I'll give you a soapy massage

Oh... yeah, right on

Darling

How tired are you in a grade out of five?

Understand

What the hell?

Darling

Are you happy here after all these years?

Do you like it here?

So why don't we settle down and buy a house

Decorate it however we like?

Really?

You mean after all these years

We can finally have our own home?

Are you alright?

That felt good

That scared me

After all these years of work

I've saved up a little money

I think we can buy a small house

Hey, what are you doing?

Add that to mine,

I think we can buy a bigger house

Darling, where does the money

in that come from?

I save up from jobs

Would that be your own private stash?

I was forced to accept the money

from people I helped

I see... So are there anymore piggies?

No... Are you sure?

Of course not Don't lie to me

Why would I lie to my husband?

A house that will change

your view on the world

Mr and Mrs Flint

It's bright, cosy in the winter,

breezy in the summer

Spacious master bedroom, plus huge balcony

The ideal place to live

What do you think?

Just so-so

Worse than so-so

Hey, why don't we look over there Alright

Honey... It's awesome...

I really like this place, it's good

It's great!

We'll haggle for a better price, right?

We'll have to act our lives out, alright?

Right

What do you think?

It's only 30 dollars!

This is the only one?

Yeah, a sea view is all you got

There's nothing here,

what's good about this place?

It's low density, very private

This is the only house in the area

And no one will find us if we die

This place has got excellent feng shui

But my shifu said water is not good for me

With this view, it'll drown me!

Exactly

But this house is built with best materials

Really? Yes

Look

Gosh, this is just chalk

Exactly. How can anyone live here?

Darling, let's go

Why isn't he stopping us from leaving?

Maybe you lowered the price too much?

It must be your acting!

Please wait

What now?

Too much

What is it?

We've saved 10

The chimney you just broke

needs at least another 20 to fix,

it's costing us more

I never knew we have so many things

You've never read these books,

let's throw them out

Why don't you throw me out?

Since when have I got such a bright top?

It was a birthday gift from me,

you don't remember?

Of course... You've never worn it

The colour is too bright for my subtlety

You, subtle?

I'm subtle

Darling

It's been ten years since we've retired

Put all the money in

There are too many hostages

The Pest Four will kill without warning,

we should wait

Get Gazer Warrior

This is strange

How come it's so calm?

Are the guards all gone?

Hey, bro, take a look

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