Mr. President

MAURICE:
Wake up, Bobo!

BOBO:
Oh, oh, uh, yes your greatness?

MAURICE:
I need suggestions for my speech!

BOBO:
Well, maybe you should get someone more professional, you know, not me.

MAURICE:
You do it, you insolent orangutan! Unless you want to go out like the rest of your family.

BOBO:
No sir! Please not the grinder, sir! I was being a fool!

MAURICE:
Good! Now, I'm trying to find a way to word animal abuse, tax increase and murder, like it's a good thing?

BOBO:
Okay. I'll write it down.

MAURICE:
When I'm president, I'll be able to take over the world! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

BOBO:
Why did you chuckle?

MAURICE:
I did not chuckle! It was a maniacal laugh! Everyone's doing it these days! Laugh with me, Bobo!

BOTH:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

JIMMY:
Oh my god, oh my god, I need to say a speech in 30 seconds! Where's my emotional support when I need it? Argh, Thompson! I didn't even see you there!

THOMPSON:
You've got this, sir. I am sure you will win.

JIMMY:
Of course I'll win! That's inevitable. I'm me. You don't even know who I am. Now shut up, I've got to go.

JIMMY:
Hello everybody! Thank you, thank you, you're too kind, simply too kind. Actually, you're not kind enough. Be kinder! Anyway, to those of you who have been living under a rock, or at least a sound proof boulder, my name is Jimmy Superstar, but after this election, you'll be calling me Mr. President! Wow, uh... I know what a whole lot of you are thinking. "Don't vote for this jerk! He only cares about large quantities of cash, and for us to do his work!" And whilst that may partially be true... I'm awesome. Like, you gotta vote me! Not even words can describe my supreme awesomeness, that's why I made a song. I’m gonna be the president. Yeah, you know it’s true. All the sweet cash I have spent, it just shows I’m better than you and boom! And a bop bop bop. My cash flow, yeah it just won’t stop. I’m the best choice for a leadership swap. Now help me peasants to be on top. Mike drop.

Behold, I’ve got gold. If somethings for sale, consider it sold. Least that’s what I’ve been told to uphold. Now I’m enrolled, and you are controlled. I am becoming everyone’s boss. My opponent should prepare for loss. I’m one person you shouldn’t cross. I’m gonna stick catch that green like we’re playing lacrosse. Now bow down to your king. In financial business, I have the wing. Look at my suit, yeah, see my bling. It’ll be better when my career upswings. Don’t try and stop my status of leader, I am richer than any CEO. Want me to lose? Well, I don’t need ya. Anyways, you’re on a lower medio. Don’t doubt this, of course I am mayoral! My bank account, sure could be payable! Now this position is available my biggest goal has to become attainable. Being major in the government means I can achieve all my dreams. This position will not be covenant. Stop my opponent from his wicked schemes. Washington. Jefferson. Roosevelt. Cleveland. Lincoln. Cleveland. And even Trump.
I’m better than all of them. I’m gonna be the president. Yeah, you know it’s true. All the sweet cash I have spent, it just shows I’m better than you and boom! And a bop bop bop. My cash flow, yeah it just won’t stop. I’m the best choice for a leadership swap. Now help me peasants to be on top. Thank you, peasants, I mean people. Now, before I go. If I get president, do my work.

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