Mr. Six

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Why'a you do that?

What's it to you?

You dumped it here, so it's got everything to do with me.

You already have the money,

How about you send the ID it back to it's owner?

It's not hard,

spare them the trouble.

What if I don't? What are you going to do?

Don't want to behave, eh?

Try me

Let's see you try to make it outta here.

Act right, keep walking.

Excuse me, which way to Xinjiiekou?

Hey, which way to Xinjiiekou?

Are you talking to me?

Didn't your parents

ever teach you any manners?

Grandpa, I'm sorry.

I'm afraid, we're kind of lost here.

Do I look like a grandpa to you?

Mr. Six, Mr. Six.

Come on B.

That better

Next time, call me "Mr. Six".

Let's go.

Turn left at the end, follow the signs.

Can't even recognize the streets

wandering around blindly on a bike.

What's the point?

Right, B?

Mr. Six.

Mr. Six.

Mr. Six.

It's getting cold lately and business is slow.

How about driving pedicabs with us?

Pays 100 RMB a ride!

Plus it's good exercise!

Even if it was for a million I wouldn't do it.

Look at yourselves, you look like sh*t.

Do you think someone needs this sh*t?

Hey, kid, you think this is a f***ing period piece?

Do your parents know you're treating peaple like a servant?

My parents are waiting for tou to serve them

Those damn kids

get riled up every night!

We should kill them all!

Killing them, would be letting those punks off easy.

Mr. Six!

Morning.

Had breakfast yet?

Put your damn shades back on!

Fine!

I'll get a license tomorrow.

I didn't mean it, I really didn't

Why didn't you say anything whan you smashed it?

Spit it out!

How many times have I caught you now?

Every time you say you'll get a license soon...

Like hell you will!

Let's go to the station.

Now you're complying?

Weren't you pretty tough just now?

Gimme one day, just one!

I feed my family with this!

Let go!

If you damage my cart

I gonna kill you, you son of a b*tch!

Fight!

He hit him! Look! He hit him!

No photos!

No photos! What picture are you taking?

You! Mobile phones down!

Go!

Mr. Six.

Officer Zhang,

what's the matter?

Just doing my job.

Man's got a family to take care of.

It is not easy.

Just let it go, alright?

You're right, Mr. Six.

We can all sympathize.

But...

without a license... We have to take his cart.

This is reasonable and lawful.

You know what else?

Not only did he refuse to cooperate with us.

Look at this, Mr. Six.

This car's rear lights has been smashed.

He dit is.

What do you have to say about that?

We need to take him in. Him and his cart all to the station

If you want to do something about it you must justify it.

Lampshade,

did you smash his light?

It was an accident.

Bullhit...

Lampshade smashed a light, hah.

Alright.

Let go of the cart.

See?

You don't have a license.

So they gota take your cart.

It's fair and just.

You have to accept that.

Right?

Let them take it.

Take it.

Officer Zhang,

how much is it for the smashed light?

For this light... I say 300 RMB at least.

300?

Let's see what I got...

Well.

I've only got 273 here.

Marble,

Hurry up and give me 30.

You got it?

Just enough, here you go.

Take the change,

I'll pay you the rest later tonight.

Forget it, Mr. Six.

One thing at a time.

Zhang Officer.

300, count it.

I'm sure it's all there.

Hold on.

We're not done here.

You took care of your business,

but what about his?

You gave him a nice hard smack. What about that?

Would you be alright with it if you

got slapped across the face once you step out the door

Lampshade, slap him back.

It's fair and just.

Slap that son of a b*tch! Slap him hard!

Hit him as hard as he hit you!

It has nothing to do with you guys

All of you shut up!

You!

All of you shut up!

Oh, come on!

Lampshade,

how old are you?

Quit being a baby.

He's always been like this.

A good man.

Shall we get someone else to do it?

Mr. Six,

I'll do it!

He is a righteous person, we can't blame him.

But looking back

when something like this happens again,

let's calm down and try not to use violence.

A cornered animal will do anything, out of desperation.

Take care, Mr. Six.

Everyone head home!

What are you applauding?

Scram!

What's wrong?

Can you get my cart back?

Forget it.

I'll build you a new one when we get home.

Let's go.

Mr. Six

Come take a look at our pigeons!

Especially the ones we picked the other day.

All organic.

Stop bothering with it, or you'll be take away next.

I hope you fall.

Remember go get your damn license.

Don't let people push you around, like a little b*tch!

JD Delivery, anyone home?

B, say my name again.

Mr. Six, Mr. Six.

What a good bird.

I don't get it, Mr. Six.

What pleasure do you get out of this?

You're letting a bird address you as "Mr."

If Bobby comes back one day and hears it,

he's not gonna be pleased.

So what?

I bought it for him.

All these years it only knows one phrase, nothing else.

Hey, Mr. Six.

I don't know if I should be asking this,

but Bobby really hasn't been back?

Nope.

Haven't seen this useless kids in half a year.

Not even a phone call?

Like hell he would call...

My phone hasn't gone off in forever

It's been 6 months!

Mr. Six,

Can I borrow some scallions?

Go ahead.

Having dumplings for dinner?

I'll save some for you.

Don't run!

Fight!

Don't beat him!

Let him go!

The police are coming!

The little punks these days

don't know any limits of fighting.

They don't give a sh*t about consequences.

The concerns of today's society are past our prime to comprehend.

Mr. Six,

Maybe we should look for Bobby?

He's still young.

Sooner or later he might suffer it.

No.

Let this hopeless kid come back himself.

Is the owner home?

What do you think, Mr. Six?

Ever see one of these?

Interesting...

This is what they're into now?

Back then. Back in the day only famous actors

and only celebrities had them

Come on, Mr. Six.

Even authorities must be actor too.

Every day's an act.

You're older shouldn't you be wiser?

Hello?

This is the Di'anmen Police Department.

Are you Zhang Xuejun?

Say.

Your friend caused trouble.

Hurry here and pay the fine.

Who did you cheat?

I'm so afraid to look at you...

Your face...

Keep playing!

What's the matter, losing your touch?

Why do you wander around all day?

How much does your shitty little shop make everyday?

Why don't you look after your store

I want to look after you first.

Look after me?

Don't move!

Unless you enjoy looking like a fool!

What the f*** do you want?

You said it

"f***"

Why can't I unhook this thing?

- Help me second.

- It's the middle of the day.

What are you a rabbit?

Damn right.

I'm a rabbit.

Don't bother.

The doors been broken for a while.

We just do it whenever you want it?

There are people everywhere, they can see.

Shake bar? Then let's snake!

What's wrong?

Why'd you stop?

I was going fine,

then I got distracted.

It's good we couldn't do it.

With your old heart.

What if you die on me?

Die on you like this? Good.

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