Mr. White Mr. Black Page #3

minutes after knowing you.

Oh c'mon! What burden

are you talking about?

You can stay here, you know.

Just for the sake of convenience.

- What?

Yes, you'll stay right here and

I'll help you look for him.

'Me and my wife, bought a TV.'

'We got a scratch card

and won a prize. '

'Four nights and three

days of free stay. '

Oh my God!

Mr. Takdir Singh from Ludhiana.

- Yes!

Please come. You're most welcome.

Thank you.

- You're our special guest.

Thank you. - Kalparamna, it was

written in our scratch card..

.. 4 nights/3 days free stay.

It's just the same, isn't it?

Absolutely!

Shankara, start off!

You've become so fat!

Sir, please follow me.

May I help you!

Hello, room service?

'We're going on a summer holiday. '

Mummy!

Oh my God!

Oh Shaky, are you alright!

It's all smashed!

It's ok, sir. No problem.

The charges for this will

be added to your bill.

How much has it cost?

- Only 15000.

Add it to the bill, he'll pay it.

Won't you? Won't you?

- Ok!

Dad, this is Kishan.

- Are you sure?

Have a seat! Sit!

- Ok.

Be comfortable.

- Ok, sir.

I keep hearing about your twin

brother's antics from Anuradha - Yes.

That's the reason

I cracked the joke.

Hello!

- Hello, this is Brown here.

Tell me, inspector. What

made you think of me?

My wife has made purchases worth

Rs. 5 lakhs from your shop.

Yes, absolutely.

And she didn't pay.

- I didn't ask either.

That's your big-heartedness.

But business is business.

I'll send you the Rs. 5

lakh in two days. Cash.

No problem.

Your dad's moustache is too big.

Did you see, Kishan?

- Yes!

A cop's job, a govt. salary.

- I see.

And royal tastes.

His wife had made purchases

worth Rs. 5 lakhs.

And now my friend wants to

settle the account in cash.

It's very obvious that he must've

received a huge bribe.

All corrupt souls! I hate

them! I hate them!

Dues worth Rs. 5 lakhs! I get

jittery even if I keep a due..

.. of Rs. 2 with my grocery.

That's because you perspire

all day to earn your living.

Who perspires?

You, idiot! Who else? Your!

What has happened to me?

I forget my own job.

Then how'll I remember the name?

- Of whom?

The one who's giving

Rs. 5 lakh in cash.

Oh! Him? His name is inspector

Brown. Brown.

Ok!

- Will you remember it now? - Yes.

Now, I'll remember his name such

that even he'll remember me.

Who?

- Mr. Brown..

What is it?

- Call your master.

Which master?

- Mr. Brown.

Can't you see? I'm Mr. Brown.

Ridiculous! You look very

different when naked.

We're from Global Plumbing.

- So?

We received a complaint.

- From whom?

Your wife.

- Against whom?

Not against anyone. About

a leakage in the bathroom.

Leakage in the bathroom?

Shall we start the work?

I think I have seen you somewhere.

Thank you very much, sir.

Thank you very much.

I'm the model for my company's

ad campaign.

These are the kind of photos

they click of mine.

In fact, last year, I received

the plumber of the year award.

Amazing! Infact whenever somebody..

In fact, whoever meets me tells me..

.. that they've seen

me somewhere before.

It's like as if I've these

supernatural powers.

Natural! Super! Where's

the bathroom? - There!

Where have I seen him?

Just now! You saw him with me

when you opened the door.

Ok! I've seen him with you.

It broke! Leakage!

Mr. Brown!

Mr. Brown!

- What's this? What have you done?

Do one thing! Do one thing!

You..

- Shall I call the fire brigade?

Why? Do you want to give

them a water connection?

Have you gone crazy? Stand here.

Hold this and stand here.

Who me?

- Else what? Me?

Who's the plumber out here?

- You. - Exactly!

Who has to go to the top and shut

off the machine? - You. - Well done!

And who'll block the

pipe till then? - Me!

Well done! Well done! Full

marks! Full points!

Now hold it and stand here.

Not a drop should fall. You..

Not a drop should fall or else

aunt Shabana will be upset.

I'm warning you!

Stay put over there, don't move.

Mr. Brown, don't let

even a drop fall.

Do you know what aunt Shabana says?

You should save two buckets

of water everyday.

Ok! Ok! Now hurry up and

shut off the machine.

I do everything in a hurry.

Hey! Shut off the machine, plumber!

Hey plumber!

Plumber! Plumber! Plumber!

The day I lay my hands on you,

I'll make you clean..

.. all the toilets in all

the prisons across India.

He made me stand in the bathroom

and burgled all..

.. the five rooms in my house.

Bloody plumber! - Greetings, sir!

He looks worried!

Sir, did you find that thief?

Forgive me. Do you sell salt?

Then why are you sprinkling

salt on my wounds?

Or does my angry face

look like boiled eggs..

.. that tempts you to

sprinkle salt on it?

The burglary took place in my house.

Do you want to announce

it to the entire world?

I'm a police officer. I can nab

the thief whenever I want.

No, inspector. We've just come

to ask if you've seen..

.. this man anywhere.

Are you checking my

general knowledge?

Isn't he the same guy? The

model for Global Plumbing?

Plumber of the year, the

nephew of aunt Shabana.

Bloody plumber! Rascal!

Plumber of the year! The

nephew of aunt Shabana!

Rascal!

Hi Tania!

- Hey Tania! - Hi! - Hi guys!

How are you?

- How are you?

It's so good to see you.

I'm here only.

Hi!

- Hey! How are you?

Hey! - Hey Gopi! What are

you doing? He's my friend.

Hey! Who's this cannibal?

Shut up guys! He's Gopi, the

one who saved me that day.

He's the Indian Arnold.

Hey! Nice to meet you,

man. That's cool.

Hey Tania! - You should throw a

party tonight, man. What do you say?

Yeah man! We've got

to rock the party!

We've got to toast for Tania

and for this gentleman. Yes.

C'mon guys!

- Yeah!

You make me fall again!

Just waiting for the game.

Just wait a little while, you'll

bring back my smile.

Stole my heart for ten reasons.

Stole my heart for ten reasons.

- You stole my heart from me.

Stole my heart for ten reasons.

- You stole my heart from me.

Just chill.. chill.. just chill.

Just chill.. chill.. just chill.

Just chill!

Where are you going, my Indian idol?

I'm going to the room.

- Sit here.

Please. Leave me, please.

- Why?

Isn't my room yours? Am I not yours?

Or are you not mine?

It is not so.

Gopi, you've such a nice body.

And a very native smell.

Give me one deep kiss.

What?

- Kiss! A kiss!

See, you're drunk.

- Idiot! I want to get more high.

Why don't you understand? Fool!

It's Saturday today.

Would've you kissed me

had it been a Sunday?

No way! - It's Saturday night

fever, Gopi. Give me a kiss.

Don't trouble me further.

Look, I'll make the dog chase

you otherwise. - No!

Give me! Why are you

acting like this?

God! Are you breathing your last?

C'mon kiss, pal.

What are you doing with a stranger?

Gopi, tell me something.

Are you a stranger..

Leave me! - Kiss me! You idiot!

Stupid! llliterate!

Ignorant peasant! You're

acting pricey..

.. just because I flirted

a little with you!

You just threw me! You denied

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