Mr. White Mr. Black Page #6

Where's the gold?

- No, no!

Why's he saying no?

- Because my BP's shooting..

.. up on thinking of the bill.

My wife has so much gold that

if she walks the street..

.. wearing all her gold then she

would look like a mobile goldmine..

Let it be! Let it be! Pack all this!

He'll settle the bills. Won't you?

Won't you?

Look, he agreed.

Oh good Lord! There's Complan

for growing kids..

.. but what plan is there

for growing bills.

What are you doing here, dancer?

I am where you are.

Hey macho man!

- Sexy bomb! I like it!

Hey do you come here daily?

No. By the way, if you invite

me, I'll come whenever you..

.. want me to.

Which band do you play for?

- How does it matter?

I can play it on anybody.

How about you?

As long as somebody doesn't

play it on you..

.. you'll never understand.

But you're able to understand,

darling.

Why have you come here?

The same reason for which

you've come here.

Do you think you're Romeo?

Had you been Juliet, then

I would've been Romeo.

But it would've been better

had you been Radha..

.. because I'm Kishan.

And I'm Gopi.

- You?! Is this a wrestling ring..

.. what are you doing here?

I don't like him.

Ladies, I'm Gopal Murlimanohar

from Hoshiarpur.

How long are you going to be here?

As long as you're here. I'll

leave when you leave.

What are you saying?

Should I wrestle with you

or have fun with them.

Fun? Right!

Fun?! Yeah, let's have fun.

- Yeah!..

C'mon, let's go.

- Hey go! I'm Gopi.

He's not going with you!

He's going to come with

me to Hoshiarpur.

C'mon, leave me!

To hell with your Hoshiarpur!

What are you acting smart for!

Have you gone crazy?

You've started fighting

with me on meeting girls.

Look, girls, you can flirt with

him as much as you want to..

.. but at the end of the day he's

going with me to Hoshiarpur..

.. I've promised your dad.

Kishan! Brother Kishan!

Oh! This is fun!

I'm scared of that staff

wielding guy who keeps..

.. stalking me. I think his

mother must've sung..

.. songs from horror movies to

him instead of lullabies.

I am fed up of this guy.

Hello, Mr. Kishan!

- You?!

Village!

- Ghost!

Kishan! Kishan! Where are you?!

Goddamn!

This guy is troubling me! He

doesn't even let me visit..

.. the toilet in peace.

On one hand these girls are

troubling me for diamonds..

and on the other hand he stands

in my path like an RTO officer.

Don't you have anything

better to do?

You're standing out

here like a statue!

You think I am a part of a herd

that chase me with a staff?

If you keep scaring me with

that staff of yours then..

.. I'll break it one day.

I'm not going to Hoshiarpur

for Rs. 25000.

I'm not going to leave behind

millions for dimes.

Have I gone crazy? Am I that stupid?

Do one thing, you keep

that land for yourself.

From me to you. Thank

me for it and leave.

Don't eat my brains!

I would've eaten your brains,

if you had them.

If you had brains then you

would've celebrated your..

.. father's victory.

You would've come..

.. with me to Hoshiarpur and

chosen your piece of land.

You would've erected a

memorial for your dad.

What kind of a son are you?

Why are you getting so sentimental

about my dad?

It's better for me to go along

with you to Hoshiarpur..

.. rather than have you

stalking me all day.

Really?!

Will you come with me to Hoshiarpur?

You arrange for the tickets

and I'll pack my bags.

Tickets? We'll go to Bombay

by bus and from there..

.. we'll take a train to Hoshiarpur.

No! Bus and trains? No!

We'll take a flight from here

to Delhi. Rs. 10000. - 10000?!

Yes. From there, AC train

to Ambala. Rs. 5000.

From there a bus.. I won't

travel in a bus.

We'll hire an AC car. At

the rate of Rs. 10 per km.

It'll be Rs. 6000. How much?

- 21000 to go and 21000 to come.

Arrange for that money

and I'll come along..

I don't have that much money?!

What?! You don't have money? -No.

Then how'll I come to Hoshiarpur?

Who promised dad?

- I.

Who vowed to take me to Hoshiarpur?

- I.

Then who'll arrange for the money?

- I. - Then?!

Arrange the money and I

will come to Hoshiarpur.

If I arrange the money you'll

come to Hoshiarpur with me?

Definitely..

- Swear on me.

I promise that you arrange

for the money..

.. and I'll go along with

you to Hoshiarpur.

Ok. I'll go.

How can you escape so easily!

And you also promise that you'll

not show me your face..

.. or stalk me till you

arrange for the money.

Yes, I promise not to stalk

you or show my face.

Yeah baby!

- Kishan! - What is it?

Kishan! Kishan!

The mermaids are bathing.

So should I apply soap on them?

I meant the girls.

- Which girls?

The girls who were bathing.

- What! Where are they?

In the swimming pool.

- Mind blowing!

We'll go their to swim and

while swimming we'll

Befriend them and ask them

where the diamonds are.

And you think they'll tell you?

- Yes.

They'll beat you to pulp.

If they're swimming in the pool

then we'll clean up their room..

.. by then. - Yes. - Find out

their room no. - Ok.

Okey. Yes!

I'll ask them right away!

Idiot! Why will you go and

ask them! Ask the waiter.

Take it! Pass it on!

- Take it!

Here! C'mon!

Pass it here! C'mon!

C'mon! Get it!

- I'll get it!

Hey!

Kishan!

Why don't you be the

elder brother and..

.. seek one of their hands

in marriage for me.

Why? - That way we can ask them

to give us the diamonds as dowry.

Shut up! You just

keep on blabbering.

Kishan! Listen to me! Oh I broke it!

O my God! Where have they gone man!

Hey! Move aside! What

kind of a bat is this!

Why are you breaking that TV?

They could've hidden it in the TV.

Then couldn't you switch

on the TV and see.

Donkey.

- Sorry! Sorry!

That's the way! I like it!

No! No! I don't like it!

Oh my God! I've to renovate

that entire room.

You'll have to pay another

In rupees?

- Right, sir.

Are you ok, sir? - No, man!

I wasn't even in the room.

I don't even know who broke it.

But it's your room, sir. - No! It's

your room. You can keep it.

Right, sir. But it's in your name.

And the keys are with you.

The one who has the keys

has to pay the fine.?

C'mon, hurry up! Get dressed up.

I'm sure that even when the don comes

he won't find us or the diamonds.

Oh the diamonds.

Where are the diamonds?

It's in the locker, idiot! C'mon

now, hurry up. - Locker!

Locker!

Ask the kid to keep quiet,

I'm not able to think.

Right away!

I want to play now. It's mine!

No, dear. We can keep

it away for now.

No, it's mine. It's mine.

Shut up!

Hey bandmaster!

I'll make her dance to my tunes!

Kid, what's your dad's room no.?

- Ok!

.. I'll play with the

police vehicles.

There's a police siren in that!

We will scare people with this.

Who is that?

Sh*t!- Hurry!

Oh God! - Why did the three of us

leave the locker and come here?

C'mon!

The bandmaster! Sh*t!

Gopi! Brother Gopi!

What are you turning your

face away for? Am I naked?

You had made me promise that

I shouldn't show you my..

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