Much Loved

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MUCH LOVED:

What do you know about men?

They're much like cars...

Fancy, average and junk...

the only thing that matters is money, dollars, cash... got it?

For you, they're all the same except the blacks.

--Why is that?

It's a long story.

--Tell it, I wanna laugh.

She begged me to take her to the birthday party

of this American rapper, very famous here in Marrakesh.

Impossible to get in, bouncers on all doors

and people everywhere.

I saw a group of Americans and I tagged along,

I was all like "Hello, how are you?"

I saw the atmosphere

and immediately put on a mini-skirt.

She walked around the pool a bit, pulled up the skirt

and got herself f***ed good.

Look who's talking, she got f***ed everywhere...

in the kitchen, even in the bathrooms...

What a pro!

--You can say that... she passed 'em all.

Until that black guy just blew her up.

--So your p*ssy is ripped?

My p*ssy's flipping you off.

--We had to run to the hospital!

I couldn't do it for 6 months,

we would've starved without my savings.

Eat before it gets cold.

--Sit down, don't eat standing up.

Pass me that.

--It's good.

Soukaina.

Who's that? --Her bum.

--What a pain in the ass.

How are you? I missed you.

--I'm fine...

Get lost, we're busy.

--Let me talk to him...

We're eating now, finish up.

We're already late.

Said, I got my period...

get me a bottle of coke to stop it a bit.

Don't you eat, Noha?

--No... here, for you.

Get ready, we're going.

Randa, I want you to shake it like never before...

there'll be tons of whores there tonight.

Ready?

Stay glued to me...

if I dance, you dance... if I f***, you f***.

What... am I not poetic enough?

Randa, can you do the "8" move with your ass?

I'm talking to you...

--I'm not deaf.

You gotta play it right tonight,

show your legs, your lips and your pretty asses.

Understood?

You know me, don't worry.

I know you're a first class whore...

--Never on your level.

Thanks, honey... learn from your teacher.

Turn it up a bit.

Here's some salt, against bad luck.

You brought that along?

I pray God to send me a nice Saudi,

gentle, with a small dick and a lot of money

to spend a pleasant night.

Come on, girls... put on your best smile.

Wish us good luck.

Leave your cell phones.

--I wanna keep it.

They're not allowed inside,

leave it to him.

We'll only keep mine,

you wait 2 hours then leave.

What if they take it?

--I'll leave it to the keeper.

Here's mine, how do I look?

Condoms?

--Give me three.

I want one.

--You keep two.

Everything ok?

So, who's got a phone give it to me.

If you have drugs, take 'em out.

I know your tricks...

...so don't try to fool me.

Fares:
3K to dance, 6K to f***.

For every 1K, 200 are for me.

Enjoy your meal

and make sure to be at your best.

Come on, dance.

--I'm not good...

I told you to dance, move.

Come on... turn...

What the hell, I said "dance"!

Move your ass!

I don't wanna!

Don't touch me!

You're a jerk! An animal!

Let me go!

Who he thinks he is?

You idiot, just go back home with Said!

It's always the same bullshit with you!

You'll do something good

when I'll return a virgin!

ABU SAAD!

ABU SAAD!

I say...

--SAY WHAT?

Salt is white... her skin is whiter!

You're a wild cat!

Here I come...

...getting drunk with the Saudis...

--YES?

...makes me all slippery... like a snake.

Great words!

Another tequila!

Ride, horsy!

Do the cat!

Do the cat!

Louder!

Are you in heat, pussycat?

--Come here!

He loves milk!

--I own a dairy!

She's got plenty of milk,

look at her!

She's so cute!

I'll throw this jewel in the pool!

Whoever finds it, keeps it!

Come on! You gotta go down to find it,

you damn whores!

Oh my beloved...

Fill my heart with your love.

Free me from the two worlds.

If I'll ever give my heart to another one but you,

let the flames consume me.

Oh, love sublime...

Take everything I wish for...

Everything I know...

Everything I need...

Take away everything that might keep me from you.

I like your poem.

--You do?

Stop it...

I think I had too much to drink.

I had too much myself...

Yes, but maybe you hold it better than me.

You're making me laugh.

Ahmed...

--Yes...

Don't be upset.

--I'm not.

Next time bring your sister and your mother too!

Get it on you two!

What a great ass!

Who's there?

--Open up, it's me.

One second!

You took your time!

--Calm down!

I got me a psycho!

he turned me upside down... again and again and again...

Needless to say I started back bleeding.

Haven't you finished?

--I don't know if that beast is done yet.

I'm thinking of giving him sleeping pills.

See ya.

You should have seen him cum,

he sounded like a donkey hee-haw!

He wanted my mother and sister too,

maybe also my 90 yrs old grandma!

Here.

--Thanks, Said.

Still warm.

How was your night?

Great, I made some money,

he read me his poems and then he fell asleep!

Money, poems and no f***ing?

He's gotta be a homo!

He was just tired.

Next morning, the keeper gave me 6K dirham,

but you know me, I like little extras...

How much did you snag?

--Not much, but better than nothing.

That's nothing..

look what a real whore can do....

Let's see.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Noah, the queen of whores!

Here, Said... cash to be purified.

Hide it good, it's over 15K.

Weren't you afraid of getting caught?

--Afraid what? There was cash everywhere!

Bye, Said... call when you wake up,

or come directly here.

Soukaina.

Even in the morning you're here?!

--Go ahead... --Bum!.

Where have you been?

--At work.

Your "job" is getting on my nerves,

I been waiting all night.

I want you...

--Not now, Katib.

I said not now...

And I said I want you.

You been embarrassing me since I've known you,

I wish you'd think a little!

Wish you'd make me proud just once.

Stop worrying about me,

it's not your damn business!

Who do you think is paying your rent?

You gotta stop behaving like that!

Will you calm down?!

--Go to hell, I'm sick of your ways!

Mind your own business!

--Yes, hello...

Hi, Jean Louis...

honey, I told you I'm too tired, I can't...

No, no...

I'll try, in two or three days...

I promise I'll see you,

I don't know when but I will...

It's a problem for me to leave home right now...

--I was watching that!

I get to watch TV in the morning!

...don't worry, I'll call you back...

ok, bye.

Here's the number of your Saudi poet.

It's still morning...

--So what? Am I the only one realizing

we need money?!

I just woke up...

Hello?

Hi, sweetie! How are you?

Of course I can,

do you remember Randa?

I got things to do today!

We'll be at your place tomorrow night,

we gonna have so much fun...

Tell me what present you brought me...

No, money is one thing...

presents are another...

Only a shirt and a perfume?

Yes... and the Chinese balls...

Ah, that's better...

if that's the present, I love you madly.

How are you? --Fine.

--Don't you ask me? --What for?

What's that tone?

--You'd like a different one?

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