Mulan: 15th Anniversary - The Voices of Mulan II

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Oh, savior of China,

you have ennobled the House of Fa.

In gratitude, we honor you.

O, veneration to you,

O, mighty...

Say it, say my name.

Mushu.

That's what I'm talking about.|How you doing up there, man?

Thanks for the intro.

And now, I think I'd like to visit|my beloved pedestal.

Let's get it over with.

Ceremonial robe of honor.

If Mulan could see me now.

Mulan saves China one time,

and now he thinks he's the emperor.

I'm climbing a stairway to heaven.

Top floor.

Pedestals, perks and props.

Ceremonial bath of honor.

Yeah.|Y'all better take a deep breath now,

'cause I ain't leaving my pedestal

for the next thousand years.

Let the whirlpool begin.

Oh, yeah.

According to this chart,|I put the coins here.

Relax, child.

The spirits tell me Shang will arrive

and propose to Mulan|before the sun sets.

Still time to get in on the pool.

Mother.

Gambling is like playing Mah Jongg|with blank tiles.

No one really wins.

I'm enriched by your presence,|my son.

I think I'll go pray.

Hello, Sha-Ron.

Is Fa Mulan here?

She's out in the field.

Yeah, doing her chores.

I'll go help her.

Thank you.

The children all love Mulan.

And why not? She's strong,|she's brave, she's beautiful.

She's a chip off the old block.

It's okay, Little Brother.|What's going on here?

We want to be like you, Fa Mulan.

But I'm still learning myself.

Please.

Okay. I guess I can show you|a few moves.

Mulan's gonna teach us|how to kick butt.

Hooray!

Hold it, calm down.

That's lesson number two.

The first and most important lesson|is to be gentle.

At the same time, we're being tough.

- How can you be tough and gentle?|- Yeah, I want to be tough.

Yeah!

I know it does|sound a little funny, huh?

But the world is full of opposites,|and so are you.

To be a good warrior,|you must bring it all into balance.

Let's see if this helps.

Earth, sky. Day, night.

Sound and silence.|Dark and light.

One alone is not enough

You need both together

Winter, summer|Moon and sun

- Lesson number one|- Wow!

Like a rock|You must be hard

Like an oak|You must stand firm

Cut quick like my blade

Think fast|Unafraid

Like a rock|I must be hard

Like an oak|I must stand firm

Cut quick like my blade

Think fast|Unafraid

Okay, Mulan, I'm ready.

But you're still out of balance.|You're only halfway there.

Like a cloud|You are soft

Like bamboo|You bend in the wind

Creeping slow|You're at peace because you know

It's okay to be afraid

Like a cloud|I am soft

Like bamboo|I bend in the wind

Creeping slow|I'm at peace because I know

It's okay to be afraid

One alone is not enough

You need both together

Winter, summer|Moon and sun

Lesson number one

Like a rock|I must be hard

Like bamboo|I bend in the wind

- You can fly|- Im at peace because I know

It's okay to be afraid

- You have begun|- Lesson number one

It's General Shang.

Hello, little warriors.

Your new uniform suits you, General.

The uniform, yes.

Now I just have to live up to it.

Of course you will.|You're very brave.

Oh, right. Brave. Yes, well...

Mulan, I haven't known you|for very long,

but I feel that doesn't matter so much|when a man is in...

When a man is in...

Is there someplace private|we can talk?

We can go to my house.

Okay, everybody.

Time to be like the river|and flow home.

Bye, Shang. Bye, Mulan.

Could you take care of this for me?

You're never gonna get that back.

She said yes.

When one's heart|is overfilled with joy,

some may spill from the eyes.

You can say that again.

I win the pot.

Actually, you bet he would propose|before sundown.

I bet he would propose|before noon.

But, you don't gamble.

Betting against my mother|is not a gamble.

It's an investment.

Oh, what a happy day.

My little baby's getting married.

Mushu, someone will hear you.

I can't help it.|You know dragons are very emotional.

Seems like just last month,|you and I were saving China.

- It was last month.|- How time flies.

You know, this must be|a magical moment for you.

It's not every day I get engaged.

I meant telling me you're engaged.

I'm the guy that gave you|and pretty boy the hook-up.

Am I a guardian,|or am I a guardian?

You're more than that.

You're my most trusted friend.

- Oh, that did it.|- Are you crying again?

No, I just got some|exfoliating cream in my eye.

Of course I'm crying, girl.|What you think? Oh, Mulan.

- I'm just so happy for me.|- You?

This wedding business|is a big status boost for me.

When the ancestors|look up the career ladder,

all they're gonna see is my behind.

So glad my getting married|is helping you out.

All right, I get you, Miss Missy.|But I'm thinking about you too.

I'll plan your wedding.|I gotta work me up a theme.

Theme is everything.

How about "Rainbow of Memories?"

That's too junior prom.|I've got it.

The theme is, "Think Pink."

You know, pink is the new red.|It's simple, it says it. Watch my smoke.

Cri-kee, to the fabric store.

Mulan, seems your grandma|invited someone

to help us celebrate|the engagement.

Really? Who?

- China.|- Congratulations!

Isn't it wonderful?

Sorry it's sort of slapdash.

It took us by surprise, you know.

Make way for the happy couple.

- Now this is a battlefield.|- What's our strategy, General?

Divide and conquer.

All right, dead people.

We've got work,|so move with purpose.

I've got an important announcement|to make.

Hold on to your ectoplasm now.|Mulan's getting married.

All right. Simmer down.|I know just how you feel.

But time is wasting. Move.

The theme is pink.

I want to see pink flowers,|ribbons, bows.

I'm not talking about salmon.|No blush.

I mean pink as a freshly-slapped|newborn's behind.

- How about a pink slip?|- Excuse me?

Nobody wants to see your drawers,|Prunehilda.

Actually, she meant this.

Hey, this looks like|a for-real pink slip.

You know,|like a "you're fired" pink slip.

- Oh, it is.|- Say what?

The pink slip is for you.

It is written,|once a woman marries,

her husband's ancestors

take over the duty|of guardianship.

No. Your scroll must have a typo.|That can't be.

- But it is. You're out of a job.|- Out of a pedestal.

And out of our hair, fool.

No, no.|I ain't going out like this.

It took me 500 years to get|this pedestal back,

and I ain't about to give it up.

Hear me, you lazy lounge lizard.

The moment Fa Mulan is married,|you've got your old job back.

Remember gong duty?

Perhaps this will ring a bell.

Mushu's on his way out

Mushu's on his way out

Mushu's on his way out

Mushu's on his way out

What am I gonna do?

- So, tell me, will it be a big wedding?|- Absolutely.

No, absolutely not.

- Children?|- As many as possible.

Maybe one or two.

- We'll think about it.|- Right away.

- Blue... Mild... Yes.|- Pink... Spicy... No.

Oh, dear. Did you hear that?

- Not exactly a harmonious couple.|- What should we do?

Perhaps we should give our gift|to the children now.

General Shang, Fa Mulan,|orders from His Majesty, the Emperor.

- Is there trouble?|- Yes. Report to the lmperial Palace.

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