Multiple Maniacs
- NOT RATED
- Year:
- 1970
- 91 min
- $25,038
- 1,006 Views
This isn't any cheap X-rated movie
or any fifth-rate porno play
This is the show you want: Lady Divine's
Cavalcade of Perversion.
The sleaziest show on Earth.
Not actors, not paid imposters,
but real actual filth who have
been carefully screened
the most flagrant violations
of natural law
known to man.
Hey, where the f*** are we anyway?
Timonium, I think.
Are we gonna do that pyramid shot
like we did yesterday?
I hope not.
I can't take that crap again.
Hey, where's my blouse?
These assorted sluts, fags, dykes
and pimps know no bounds!
They have committed acts
against God and nature
that would make any decent
person recoil in disgust.
You want to see them,
and we've got them.
Every possible thing
you can think of.
Come on ladies! Come see
Lady Divine's Cavalcade!
Come see the show.
- Does it cost?
- It's absolutely free.
- Do we have time?
- Yes, but I don't know.
Oh, come on. It's free.
Step right up. This is Lady Divine's
Cavalcade of Perversion.
Do we have time before lunch?
This isn't one of those
sex shows, is it?
You'll see, sir.
Go right on in.
Come on, folks.
It's about to begin.
Lady Divine's
Cavalcade of Perversion.
You can still see
the complete show.
What you'll see inside this tent
will make you literally sick!
We got it all,
and we show it all.
Hurry on in, folks. There's not much
time left to see the complete show.
We've got it all, and
it's all about to be seen.
You will witness the smut session
of a pornographer
and his slut of a girlfriend
as she, in her naked depravity,
exposes her sacred
reproductive organs
to the ever probing eye
of the flash camera.
She must be an addict!
She's a dyke!
Look at those tattoos!
- What's this obsession with pornography?
- Look at her c*nt!
She's probably got the crabs.
I can smell her all the way
over here.
- God, she guzzled that wine.
- What a repulsive body.
No wonder they didn't charge
any money to get in here!
Cheeseburgers!
Only a dollar!
No decent people
would be in this show.
Decent!
She doesn't know what that means.
Cigarettes!
Cheeseburgers!
Come on in, you've got about
three minutes left to catch
"The Puke Eater". He'll lap it
right up for you, he loves it!
Sounds weird.
You're weird! It's sickening.
I'm not going to jail
just to see someone puke.
Yeah, but they got
puke eaters, lesbians,
mental patients and stuff.
You'll see two actual queers
kissing each others
like lovers on the lips.
These are actual queers!
Are they repulsive???
Filthy!
But that one looks masculine!
Yeah, but look at
George Hamilton.
I've known a couple of queers.
In fact,
I think my hairdresser's queer.
They hang in bus stations,
you know.
It's just sick.
cold turkey!
This particular addict has been
hooked for over eight years
and must constantly lie, rape,
mug, and steal
from hard-working wage earners
in order to satisfy
his neverending crave
for hard narcotics!
Watch, as this
drug-crazed animal
loses all sense of human
dignity and decency!
maniac before your very eyes.
God, a needle!
That poor soul!
Got any fives?
Got any aces?
Go fish.
You got any jacks?
Ricky! Ricky!
Yes, madame?
Bring me something strong.
Something I can
get off on.
You're not ready yet?
Jesus, you come on
in a few minutes.
Suppose the cops get here?
You can't keep
this set up very long.
Will you stop
badgering me?
My nerves are
already a wreck
without your nagging!
I'm ready.
All I have to do is to
slip into my outfit.
We've done this
enough times
so we don't have to worry
about anything happening.
But the cops! All we need
is one porkchop patrolman
It's gonna be quick...
Oh, f*** the cops!
They never bust anybody
until the show's over
and by then...
Ricky! My medicine!
- Which ones are these?
- Your diet medication, madame.
Thank you Ricky, darling.
Gilbert! Gilbert!
Yes, madame?
Roll me a few joints.
Just relax.
I have to see Mr. David!
I have an audition!
Who is that?
I came like you told me,
to audition...
And you must be Lady Divine.
Oh, boys. Please remove this slut
from my presence immediately!
How dare you
contaminate my dressing room
with this little
piece of filth?
She is not. She's an autoerotic,
a coprophasiac,
and a gerontophiliac
and I just thought
you might be interested
in her for the show.
Yes, I can start immediately.
I have this great act worked out
with this great old man
in his late seventies.
Well, actually he's my uncle
but we used to have kind
of a thing together
and I thought
"What an ideal setup!"
Get her out of here!
Just get her out!
How can you flaunt your cheap
one-night-stands in my face,
especially
at a time like this?
interested in her for the show.
Well, I'm not!
Get her out before I pull
those hairs out of her head.
You're a fool!
Get out there! It's time for my act!
Hand me my hose!
- What else do you have to do?
- To slip into my outfit.
You misunderstand
everything I do.
I misunderstand nothing.
- We'll talk about it later.
- Yes. MUCH later.
Just a minute!
And now, ladies and gentlemen.
You are going to see something
that will make your eyes pop out!
Because of so-called guardians
of public decency
we are not permitted to describe
to you in any way
the hardcore, live, in-person
monstrosity we have with us tonight.
All I can say is that this sight
won't be easily forgotten.
This sight will be branded
in your mind for ever and ever.
Anything you may have seen earlier
will be a mere warm-up.
You are kindly asked to follow me
into our special display room...
Right this way!
There's no extra charge!
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
I can't say no more.
I give you Lady Divine!
Drop' em boys!
Quiet! Quiet when
I'm speaking!
You will not be injured
as long as everyone cooperates.
Kindly hand over all wallets, jewelry,
handbags, any fur items,
all loose change and any narcotics
you might be carrying.
The first person to give anybody
any sh*t will be immediately eliminated.
- She's sick! We'll never get out of here!
- What did you say?
I said you're sick and repulsive!
And you, my dear, are dead!
I said no sh*t! And I meant it!
- Any dope?
- They don't deserve to live!
- A box of Norforms!
- Here's some diet pills.
- Two-fifty? Jesus.
- Here's some fake ID for you.
- What ugly children they have!
Wait 'til we get back in the car.
Psst. Mr. David. Mr. David!
What are you doing here?
Trying to get us both killed?
You must be freezing, Ricky
darling. Put some clothes on.
Yes, ma'am.
It's chilly.
Hurry up.
I'm beginning to get upset again.
My nerves are cracking.
I'm getting too old to play this circuit.
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