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Get on the bike.

I'm going that way, I'll drop you.

There you go again.

Just because I spoke nicely...

...you are flirting with me.

What? Flirt?

I am flirting with you?

Please, get over yourself.

Thanks to boys like you, boys in the

city are infamous the world over.

Hail the Divine Mother!

Who do you think you are?

Hey, hello!

Buddy, what is wrong with you?

Mumbai!

I knew it, you are a girl

from Mumbai!

What?

- What about it?

I didn't tell you to stop me

and ask for a lift.

You're really piling on!

If you were a boy, I'd slap some

sense into you! - What?

You're trying to hook up with me,

using the phone as an excuse.

Hook up with you?

You need a reality check.

Well, it's way better

than your reality.

Why don't you just leave?

What would that take?

You don't have anything

to offer me, anyway!

God knows, what she is made of!

Bitter gourd!

- It's evident!

Wretched Delhi boy!

- Hey, you!

And I don't care about your

opinion about Delhi boys!

Hey, you! Listen to me!

Don't abuse me, okay?

Helping is a verb.

- Listen... -You listen, okay?

It's not as if Delhi is short of

girls. I won't fall for you.

I am really going there.

Since you were hassled...

...the human in me said,

I should help you.

I swear, this is what we call

as values.

These days, it's very difficult

to arouse the inner human.

Another thing, if anyone finds out

you're new to Delhi...

...they will have you running

around in circles, all day.

And you won't even know it!

Get that?

What is it?

- Let's go.

What?

- Let's go.

Sit.

Get off the bike.

What is it, now?

Push the bike. Again.

Oh God!

What is it?

- The light broke!

What?

What? You've cost me one hundred

and eighty rupees!

Can't you push right?

- Excuse me!

I didn't pursue a course,

that teaches you to push a bike!

Get it? - You did learn how

to say sorry, right? Or didn't you?

Let's go.

Come on, push.

Go on, that's it.

Come on, come on!

Push, yes!

Don't you wear a helmet?

A helmet?

It's an attitude, girl!

It's what makes the man!

You'll know, when the police

slap you with a fine.

The policemen here salute me,

they don't slap fines on me.

Your silencer is on the blink, too.

It's not on the blink it.

I got it removed.

It's too noisy.

People can tell I'm coming

from a kilometer away.

Tiger Goli Kohli is in the locality!

This is attitude.

Goli (bullet).

- That's my name.

So funny.

It's my attitude, alright.

Hey, wait. Stop right there.

- What is it?

Take it to the right, please.

- What is this?

Vasant Kunj police station.

- So what?

I will file a complaint

about my phone.

Thanks.

As if the Delhi police has

nothing better to do!

You never get back time that

is past and a lost cell phone.

So be it!

But, you have to file a complaint.

Someone may misuse it.

There are certain rules, you know.

You have loads of rules, right?

There should be.

- Well, I don't have any.

Then, you should have some!

Listen to me.

Come on.

Where are you going?

To the police station to help you.

I didn't ask for your help.

Delhi folks can help,

without being asked.

Thank you so much, but

I will manage.

Then, manage it!

Should I stay or leave?

Why?

Don't you have anything else to do?

Alright, what do I care?

'She's acting smart.'

'But nobody could escape

from my style.'

'She will surely

turn back and look at you.'

Turn around.

Turn around.

Turn around.

You turn around.

- Hey!

Which model did you say it was?

- Blackberry Curve.

With the bill, or without the bill?

- With the bill.

Sorry.

Sir, my girlfriend's cell phone

was stolen.

I was chasing a thief and

you thought, I am running from you.

Still, let me say sorry, Sir.

Tell me, Sir. Do you want me

to seek your blessings?

Your silencer isn't working.

That got messed up on the way!

The fact is that, Sir...

- Hey!

Stand straight.

- Sorry.

Sir, I was going to repair

my silencer. The phone was stolen.

I see. So, the cell phone was

stolen. - I'm sorry.

Tell me your name.

- Forgive me. - Hey.

Mr. Attitude,

what kind of attitude is this?

Sir, what's the matter?

He's a very decent man.

Who are you?

Sir! She's the one,

whose cell phone was stolen.

I was helping her out.

Ask her.

Is she your girlfriend?

Is he your boyfriend?

Not at all.

- Hey!

You lie about everything.

- Sir, it's not a lie.

He did help me.

- Yes.

He's a very helpful guy.

- Yes.

But, the fact, if you wear a helmet

on a bike, it's safe for you.

What? - And, I asked you.

What did you say?

The cops salute you.

Yes, something to that effect.

When I asked you, about your silencer

what did you say?

Attitude! That's right.

- Attitude, is it?

Attitude.

You pay the fine.

Sir, let him go, if you can.

Please let me go.

But you have to fine him, too.

Otherwise, others will get spoilt

by seeing him.

Who knows what kind

of attitude he has?

Okay, then.

Thank you for your help.

Have a good day, Sir.

Hey, you!

Hey!

Hey!

- Come on. Tell me your dad's name.

Mr. G. S. Kohli.

G. S. Kohli.

At least write mister,

before his name.

Pay me seven hundred rupees.

- Seven hundred rupees?

Ma'am, this is Vasant Kunj.

Where do you have to go?

- Yes, give me a moment.

God!

- What is it, Ma'am?

Nothing, really.

Do one thing, turn right here.

- Yes.

Wait, stop!

Four nine six zero.

Sir, please go further.

There must be a phone booth here.

You can check. - Okay.

STD?

Hello? Yes, it's me, mom.

Yes, give me

the address again please.

I lost the address!

Don't give it, if you don't want to.

I don't want it either.

I am coming back home, okay?

Hey, excuse me!

Hey you!

Hey, excuse me, Mr. Goli!

Hey, you! Just you wait!

I was looking for you.

I was thinking about you, too.

By the grace of the Divine Mother,

the boy is saved. Thank God!

Which boy?

- The one you came to marry.

I didn't come here to marry him.

lam here, just to meet him.

Yes, it's the same. - So, if I'm

here to meet him, I must marry him?

That may be the case in Delhi.

We don't do that in Mumbai.

I know what they do out there.

Really?

What do they do out there?

Just forget it. - No!

What do you mean by that? Tell me.

I am sorry, Ma'am!

lam sorry that I helped you!

I have lost seven hundred rupees.

The cop fined me. What did you gain?

You would get fined for not wearing

the helmet. Better follow the rules.

I don't follow the rules, okay?

My wish, whether I wear the helmet

or not. Why did you create a scene?

Why did you tell him

lam your girlfriend?

I am not insane enough to say

you are my girlfriend.

Really? Didn't you say it to the

officer? - It's the line, okay?

When you get caught,

and you have to make an excuse...

...it has to have a hint of emotion.

Get that, Ms. Selfish?

I don't need a push,

I'll manage.

No, I need the message

which has the address. - What?

The message with the address in it.

- I deleted it.

What? How dare you?

What?

I paid Rs. 7690 cash

to buy the cell phone.

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