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I mean, it is true,

that I sat with you, on your bike.

And it is also true, I am here

at this Chole Bhature joint with you.

But, that doesn't make me easy,

okay?

You helped me.

I thought, you were alright.

So, I thought, instead of trusting

a stranger, it would be better...

...to trust a stranger

I have met a couple of times.

That's what I am saying!

By the way, what does the boy do?

- I don't know.

Then, he'll get married

and run his dad's shop.

Anyway, boys in Delhi have

it pretty set it terms of a career.

Their Dad's shop!

- So, what's wrong with that?

Taking care of it, and taking it

to the top is an an.

It's not a small thing to make sure

your shop is a cut above the rest.

That's what marketing is all about.

Yes, you do have a point.

I agree.

Agreed? Then, that's taken care of.

You can have a happy married life!

Come on!

God save me from that fool!

I don't even want to get married.

Is he a fool, too?

That's amazing.

If a boy likes me after

seeing a photo of me...

...isn't he the biggest fool of all?

I mean, which world do you live in?

Let's meet and talk.

Try to understand the other

person and then say yes or no.

Oh, this is way too much!

I mean, you haven't even met him.

Come on! How can he like

you just be seeing a photo?

Where did you meet this fool?

- He's my mom's best friend's son.

The loser will regret it.

He said yes, after seeing your photo!

He's taking a major risk!

Later, he is going to moan

about being deceived.

It won't come to that.

I don't want to marry him,

since I know he is from Delhi.

What do you mean?

- I mean, he's from Delhi! Delhi?

Delhi? - What are you harping

about Delhi for?

The boys in Delhi are way smarter

than the boys from Mumbai.

It's just the boys from Delhi

who think so.

What do you have to think about?

It's a fact!

The boys from Delhi go to Mumbai

and become very important people.

They rule the world!

Shahrukh Khan?

Delhi boy.

Akshay Kumar, Delhi boy!

Really? So, why don't they

make it big, in Delhi itself?

They have to come to Mumbai,

right?

That's right!

Because, it's not just Mumbai,

the entire country... no, no...

...the entire world needs to have

boys from Delhi.

And that is advantage Delhi!

God!

What is this?

That's why your mom chose

a Delhi boy, for you.

Are you done?

Or is there anything else?

Can we leave, now?

- Yes!

Sir, the bill!

Hey, stop it! That's not done!

What am I here for?

Excuse me, are we on a date?

We'll go Dutch.

You pay for your share,

I will pay mine.

You have a lot of rules.

- You should have them.

Sir, your bill.

- I don't have any.

Then, you should have them!

Here is my share.

I will be back.

Oh, no! The cop took all

the money!

One hundred and twenty?

Goli, you're in trouble, now.

- Shall we go?

Yes! Listen to me.

- What?

Can you pay for me, too?

What?

- Pay for me, too.

Why?

My money is over.

- What?

What do you mean?

The cop fined me, this morning!

Did you forget that?

Seven hundred rupees!

I had no idea all this would

happen.

Go on, pay it.

It's only sixty rupees.

Buddy, pay your own bill, okay?

What are you doing?

- I know boys like you, really well.

You want a free treat, right?

Hey, why are you ruining

my reputation?

Go on, pay it. It's just sixty rupees.

I'll repay you later.

Really? How?

- What do you mean, how?

I'll withdraw it from the ATM.

- Do you have money in the ATM?

I am not crazy?

- Who knows? You may run away.

Run... run...

Oh God! Here, keep my bike.

What am I going to do

with your broken down bike?

Oh, no!

Here, you are.

Keep my watch.

Take it! Go on!

Take it.

This is too much!

Why are you making such

a scene about sixty rupees?

I mean, girls from Mumbai

just don't trust anyone, do they?

What?

- You're giving me the watch, right?

What?

- Yes.

The watch?

Now, you have to pay me

forty rupees.

I've seen so much drama for

Rs. 60 for the first time in my life.

Money is money, buddy.

You are pretty rigid when

it comes to accounts.

Okay, where is Delhi

Haat (Delhi Market)?

What?

- Where is Delhi Haat?

It's near the AIIMS campus.

There is a ring road, out here.

Get onto that.

It's right opposite

the INA market.

If you can't figure it out,

ask someone.

There will be a lot of traffic,

right now.

I will manage. Thanks.

How dare you?

- Are you crazy?

Just watch your hands, okay?

I didn't touch you on purpose.

You didn't watch where you're going.

Do you want another slap?

- Hey you... - Oh, no!

Control yourself!

- Just try and touch me. - Hush!

What are you doing?

- Be quiet! - Control her. - Yes.

I will not consider that she is

a girl. You know me. - Yes!

Go and tease your mom!

- Be quiet.

Hey!

- What? - Forget it, just leave.

I am sorry. I...

- Just try and touch... - Hey!

I am saying sorry.

I am sorry. - Let's see you do it.

Get going, all of you!

There's nothing to see, here.

The drama is over.

Okay, bye. - Go on, get lost you...

Are you crazy?

This is Delhi, okay?

So what? Do the girls

become public property?

Just control yourself,

this is not done in Delhi.

Then, it should be done!

It should be done, now. Get it?

Behave yourself, okay? - Women

from your families are molested...

...and you become infamous

for that, in the entire country.

It's out in all the newspapers,

every day.

You molest girls and you don't

even say anything to the molester!

If you want to stop anyone,

stop people like him.

Then, you will be a hero in your

view and in ours.

And now, get lost!

Just relax.

- Get lost!

"My misguided steps,

wander day and night."

"It looks for unknown

alleys and streets."

"Every new ambience is

settled in my eyes."

"Small desires of small heart."

"This world is a stranger."

"I will know that

little by little every day."

"O traveler, listen to my story."

"I'm reaching the destination

that is in the sky."

"O traveler, listen to my story."

"A little confused and little crazy."

"Every turn is different.

There's secret behind every move."

"Sunshine is different, shade is

different, a different ambience."

"Every tune is different,

every color has a new song."

"The land is different,

sky is different."

"This world is a puzzle."

"Let me solve it a little every day."

"O traveler, listen to my story."

"I'm reaching the destination

that is in the sky."

"O traveler, listen to my story."

"A little confused and little crazy."

Hey!

Hey!

You? What are you doing here?

I was looking for you?

- Really? What is this?

This? Nothing much.

What are you going to do with this?

- Beat someone up.

Whom will you beat up?

- All those who molest girls.

How come, all of a sudden?

- Because of you.

Really?

We should not ignore all these

things, the way we have been.

They grow bolder.

It doesn't call for courage,

it's misbehavior. - Whatever!

Today, I realize!

One slap would just set them right.

I swear by the Divine Mother,

if someone teases you...

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