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that didn't happen? - Really?

Of course. - Okay, can

I tell you something? - Yes.

You are not what you seem to be.

What do you mean?

I mean, you calculate

your feelings so much!

What do I calculate?

You don't want the other person

to know that you are emotional.

Don't try to pretend you can

see it all!

What happened outside

the ATM, was really bad.

I really felt bad, and I thought

I should say sorry to you.

You said, you're

going to Delhi Haat.

So, I came there, to say sorry

on behalf of the city.

That's not such a big deal!

Alright, then! At least you admit,

something did happen.

If that's being tense, I was tense.

Okay?

Happy now?

Come on!

Why? Did I hurt your ego?

My ego? What am I egotistic

about?

Okay, let me tell you...

- I'll tell you something.

I just don't like girls like you.

Really? What kind of girls

do you like?

The kind who are timid?

The kind who burst into tears?

Just a moment!

That's in the past.

And... everyone is scared,

the first time.

Really? So, does the second

time get any better?

Excuse me, the second time

around, the girl was...

What do you mean?

Was it a different girl,

the second time around?

This is awesome, buddy!

- Listen, I am not a flirt!

Come on, tell me her name.

- Whose name?

The second girl.

Come on tell me.

Forget about it.

Tell me!

- Just forget about it.

See? You grilled me about my life.

When it comes to you...

I was right, you are not what

you seem to be.

Do you know what that is called?

It's called being a hypocrite!

You're a first class hypocrite!

Sunchi.

- What?

Sunchi.

- What's that?

It's a name.

Whose name is it?

The second girl.

My first true love.

Sunchi?

What is it?

Why are you laughing?

Tell me!

Speak up! Why are you laughing?

What is it?

Why are you laughing?

Excuse me, why are you laughing?

Were you born with a name tag

on your face?

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

I didn't expect it to be Sunchi.

- Look, this is a bit too much.

I'm very sorry!

Where did you meet Sunchi?

At my friend's place. It was a

housewarming party. - Really?

What's she like?

She's nice.

I think, she's beautiful.

Really?

- Yes.

Straight, silky hair.

Twinkling eyes.

Dimpled cheeks.

She's slightly dark.

She's quite goofy.

She has a pert nose

and perfect teeth.

And you know what?

Her lips always had a smile on them.

Like this.

- That is so amazing!

Silky, straight hair,

twinkling eyes.

Something... what was that?

Dimpled cheeks.

- Yes!

She liked my poems a lot.

- Really?

In fact, she liked it

even more than me.

Now, that enough.

Just tone it down a bit.

What?

- You have a Japanese girlfriend!

I just can't digest that.

Now, you're a poet, too?

That's a bit too much to believe.

What?

Can't Delhi folks compose poems?

You can do a lot. But, there is a

bit of a technical problem.

What kind of a technical problem?

How did she understand

your poems?

Poetry is all about the feel.

Language is not needed

to feel the feel of poetry.

Language is not needed

to feel the feel of poetry!

That is so awesome, Goli!

That is such an amazing line!

Thanks.

- Okay, let's hear it. - What?

A poem or two! Come on, let's

enjoy ourselves.

Enjoy ourselves?

- Yes! Go on!

It's not done this way.

- Then, how is it done?

Everything has a certain mood.

It has a feel!

Okay, fine, now don't act pricey.

Let's hear it, Goli.

No.

- Come on, Goli!

No!

- Goli, please!

No!

He's so arrogant!

"This ambience has stood still

since you've come close."

"You've made me yours

in first sight."

"Your feeling is touching my heart."

"Is this a dream or

I'm falling in love?"

"I had never known what love is."

"When I saw you,

I felt that you are my life."

"By coming in your arms I felt..

...like I got a new morning

to my nights."

Wow! This is amazing, buddy.

Superb!

Fantastic!

You may look silly, foolish,

and dim-witted... - What?

...but, you're not!

You're really not. - Okay.

Have you always composed poetry?

Or Sunchi inspired you to do it?

I think, I am a born poet.

I just started expressing it,

since she arrived.

You sing pretty well, too.

It's just something I like

to do...

I didn't say you are

a fantastic singer.

Come on! You don't even let

me enjoy the praise.

Why are you like this?

This is what I am like.

Okay, forget about it.

Tell me more. What is she like?

It's a weighty issue.

Is she fat?

That doesn't matter.

We'll get her into a slimming center.

After all, love is love.

Excuse me! I mean, there is

something about her. She's solid!

Solid! Weighty?

But, seriously...

...very few boys can compose

poetry.

That too for their girlfriends.

You don't find boys who

really fall in love these days.

Yes, girls aren't like that, either,

now.

If you meet one, that's it.

If not, you don't.

I guess, it has something

to do with luck, too.

Yes, but girls are very calculative

these days. - What do you mean?

I mean, they want to know what

you do, how much you earn.

How much money do you have

in your wallet?

That's what engages their

attention more, these days.

Why? I mean, isn't it practical?

Think about it. If I didn't have

extra money, this morning...

...what would have happened?

We would be washing the dishes.

You really do compose

very nice poems.

But, you can't eat poetry, right?

But, what do you do?

- My dad runs his own business.

Spa Parts?

" No! I

It's a transport business.

Okay, what does it feel like,

looking at me? - What do you mean?

I mean, who am I?

What do I do?

How educated am I?

No, no, you... no.

Don't say anything. You'll ruin

my self image in no time.

Just wait! Hey, listen to me.

Listen to me.

At least give me a hand.

Tell me, what do you do?

I am studying to be

a CA (chartered accountant).

You're still studying, right?

It's not over yet.

Just doing the work is bad enough.

There is a one percent result.

That's amazing! You've got

an attitude, without the degree!

With the degree, you will conquer

the world.

I could do that, even without

the degree.

But, what will you do,

after you get the degree?

You just have to run

your dad's business.

Attitude!

- Attitude?

You're going to do the degree

just to have some attitude!

What an inspiration, buddy!

Attitude!

I make the trends,

and set the standard.

I gather all these trivial

degrees just like that.

Degrees!

- Yes. - Wow!

What a word!

Degrees!

That's part of my attitude, too!

Is there anyone who doesn't

have an attitude in life?

Yes, there is someone.

- Who is it?

You are!

Go ahead and laugh.

Why did you stop? Laugh!

No, I've laughed as much

as I wanted to.

May I give you

my frank opinion?

The principle of a joke is, that when

you joke, the other should laugh.

You don't crack a joke and laugh

at it, okay?

Okay, Aunt.

I will remember that.

Aunt? I'm going to hit you, now.

Come on.

So?

Where is Sunchi?

- In my heart.

I mean, did you marry her?

Why?

Just like that.

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