Munnabhai Mbbs Page #3

Year:
2003
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''''Hello, sir.''''

''''Let''s go, son.''''

See? Laughter therapy.

''''Yes, he must be nervous.''''

''''Munna, where did you get your

M.B.B.S degree?''''

Doctors'' degree...

Err... Dongri Medical Oollege.

What is your specialisation?

''''Hands? Feet? Bones?

Or, just...the throat?''''

''''ls everything OK? No stress, no mess?''''

''''Right, put him on glucose, and call

me if there''s an emergency, OK?''''

Right.

Your parents are very proud

of your achievements.

Do you feel proud too?

- No. l''m just a humble man.

You''re not proud?

''''Then are you ashamed, doctor?''''

''''Talk to me. Oome on, answer me.''''

When you see pride and

happiness on their faces...

''''do you feel ashamed, ''Brother'' Munna?''''

No answer...

Looks like there is a problem.

''''Let''s go, father.

l''m not interested in Ohinki.''''

You are not interested in her?!

Who are you. What are you?

She''s a doctor.

Do you know a doctors status!

''''Father, let''s go!''''

''''Sir, please be forthright.

What are you implying?''''

''''Sure, Sir.''''

Your son is a mobster.

He kidnaps people for money.

''''lf you knew this, then you''re

a bigger fraud than him;''''

''''and if you didn''t know, then

you''re the biggest fool on Earth!''''

Enough!

That''s it.

Munna... is this true?

''''You are a doctor, yes?''''

''''Sir, l beg your forgiveness.

l spoke too soon.''''

Doctor! The patient in no. 4 has fainted. Hurry!

At least wear your turban.

- How can l?

Munna has stripped us of our dignity.

- But he''s our son. Forgive him.

''''Enough, Parvati! lt takes a

lifetime to earn respect...''''

and your son.... Let''s go.

He has never stepped out without his turban.

Why did you do this Munna?

''''l was afraid, Ma.''''

''''After years, when l spoke to him...''''

''''l thought he''d say ''''How are you?''''

''''lnstead, he asked,

What do you do in Mumbai?''''

''''l hope you aren''t a no-good ruffian or crook.''''

''''l was scared, Ma.''''

''''Without thinking l said,

l''m a doctor.''''

''''Stop him, Ma.''''

He won''t stop.

Ma... give me a ''Magic Hug''...

''''Parvati, let''s leave!''''

What did l tell Ohinki?

l don''t want to marry you.

''''Just let''s not upset my father.'''' Right?''''

Oorrect.

You want to do something about it...

- No.

''''She''s a childhood buddy, and a doctor too.''''

''''You know, only doctors are respected?''''

''''We don''t deserve respect, only doctors do.''''

Bloody.... Hey!

Don''t touch the signboard.

My father''s name is on it.

Hands off!

Oalm down.

Bastards! Don''t you dare!

My old man cried.

''''He''d never cried, and l made him.''''

''''Brother, we all cried.''''

You know why?

Because l''m not a doctor.

l''ve upset everyone.

''''Oircuit, l''m gonna be a doc too.''''

''''Brother, lets talk about it tomorrow.''''

l knew you''d say that... that l''m sloshed...

l''ll forget by tomorrow...

''''Brother, forget it. What''s the point?

- The point?''''

l''ll become a doctor and marry Ohinki.

And that Dr. Asthana... you

don''t know what he said.

''''l was there, and l was silent.''''

l''ll show him! l''ll be a doctor!

''''Oircuit, find out, which is the

best medical college in Mumbai.''''

Out of the way!

l''ll ask this guy.

''''Hey, ''Safari Suit''

- What?''''

''''Whom does one see for admission?

- Fill the form, over there.''''

Who''s the patient?

- No one.

Then who''s to be admitted?

- Brother.

What''s wrong with him?

- Nothing.

Then why admit him?

- He wants to be a doctor.

Who?

- Brother!

He''s talking about me!

''''Yeah, right. And l want to

become the health minister.''''

Bloody jerk-off!

''''Enough of your crap.

Now, whom do we meet?''''

You want to become doctor... meet the dean

What''s a ''dean''?

''''Errr...the headmaster,

like, a college principal.''''

He''s in charge of admissions.

- Where is he?

''''ln the Operation theatre, upstairs.''''

Who''s the dean here?

- How did you get in?

Are you the dean?

- Rustom get them out.

''''Look, l''ll help you.

Let''s step outside first.''''

You want admission?

What were your H.S.O. scores?

Say what?

- High school...

How much did you score?

- How much do you need for admission?

At least ninety percent!

- That''s what l got.

Right. We''ll have a certificate

by tonight - no tension.

''''OK, then you must sit for a

pre-medical entrance exam.''''

''''lf you pass, you''re in.''''

''''But, who wants admission?''''

ls this exam necessary?

- Of course! lt is compulsory.

You took it?

- Obviously! And l topped!

Very good. Excellent.

''''Hey, what''s your name?

- Dr. Rustom Pavri!''''

Where do you live?

- Dadar Parsi Oolony!

Don''t you have to get back to the operation?

l''ve to prepare for my exam now. Please go!

''''Brother, my mum used to say, eat

curd and sugar before an exam...''''

you''ll get good marks.

- This is wrong!

''''Dump the tension, dude.

Dress him quickly, Rambo.''''

''''Hey pops, the black one.

- No, l want the queen!''''

''''Hey Rusty, your dad''s nuts about the queen.''''

This is wrong!

''''Dump the tension, dude.

Your pop is with us.''''

Go and take the exam.

''''Go confidently, like Brother Munna.

- What if l''m caught out?''''

''''You''re asking for it, stooge.

- Oh my!''''

''''Brother, he''s a duffer.

- l''m telling you, we''ll be caught.''''

''''Doc, get a move on. l don''t

like being late for an exam.''''

You saw his certificate - ninety

eight percent in high school.

All you have to do is the entrance exam.

So quit your moaning.

Here''s your lD card.

Put him in a taxi!

''''Remember:
You pass, or we kick arse.''''

''''Your turn, Pops.''''

Play carom; drink juice - that''s the good life!

''''Pops, why are you after the queen?''''

Because she is mine!

''''Done, sir.

- That was fast!''''

Papa.

Brother! Brother!

''''Brother, the results are out!

You topped!''''

Have some sweets to celebrate.

- Please have some...

''''Brother, what''s wrong?''''

''''Nanavati Hospital,

l''m on my way!''''

''''Leelavati Hospital,

l''m off today!''''

''''JJ Hospital, hold your horses, man!''''

''''What''s that? Breach Oandy Hospital?,''''

''''hold on, hold on ... l''m a busy man!''''

M is for the Master of Masters

B is for Bohemian Doctor

B is for Brilliant Actor

S is for the Slickest Oharacter

l make the twisted straight

l make the simple great

''''l make you laugh if you''re down

Or turn your smile into a frown''''

''''My style, my smile''''

''''Might make your heart crack, crack, crack!''''

''''Ooh! What''s your name, dude?''''

''''Ooh! What''s your name, dude?''''

My name...? Haven''t you heard yet!?

''''Brother Munna, M.B.B.S. !''''

My degree''s A1

Tops!

Say what?

''''My bride''s gonna be hot, hot, hot''''

Love will be all around

Our hearts will beat and pound

We will be the world''s envy

''''But we won''t care, because, you see''''

''''This dream, our dream,''''

''''won''t break, break, break!''''

''''Oh! What''s your name, dude?''''

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Vidhu Vinod Chopra

Vidhu Vinod Chopra (born September 5, 1952) is an Indian film director, screenwriter and producer. His better known films include Parinda, 1942: A Love Story , Munna Bhai film series (Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. and Lage Raho Munna Bhai) , 3 Idiots , PK and Sanju and Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga. He is the founder of Vinod Chopra Films. more…

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