Muppets Most Wanted
And cut!
- Wow. That was so amazing!
- Walter, you did a wonderful job.
Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?
- We got it.
- We got it, yup.
Movie's over, people.
Go home. That is a wrap.
Okay, nice work, everyone.
Make sure to fill out your I-9s,
and we'll see you on the next one.
So... What do we do now?
Well, we're together again.
We got the theater
and all our fans are back.
Yeah!
Actually, those were extras.
I saw a few tapping their toes.
Yeah, those were paid dancers.
Or...
Maybe since we're all here,
for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie!
Well, I mean, maybe I could.
Hey, what's the camera still doing here?
Oh, no. Disaster!
That can only mean one thing.
Doggone it, you're right!
It looks like they've ordered a sequel.
We're doing a sequel
We're back by popular demand
Come on, everybody,
strike up the band!
We're doing a sequel
That's what we do in Hollywood
And everybody knows
That the sequel's never quite as good
A sequel
Another feature attraction
Places, please
Light the lights
Roll camera, "Action!"
I thought it was the end
But no, my friends, this is when
We get to do it all again!
Do it all again
Until the credits roll
We got another go to show them
We can do it all again!
We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise
a viable franchise
We're doing a sequel
While they wait for Tom Hanks
To make Toy Story 4!
I thought it was the end
But no, my friends, this is when
We get to do it all again!
Do it all again!
Until the credits roll
We've got another go to show them
We can do it all again!
We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a go
With Hollywood stars
And more one-liner cameos
We're doing a sequel
I don't mean to be a stickler
But this is the seventh sequel
To our original motion picture
We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a shot
All we need now is a half-decent plot
Got it. An epic love story
between a very handsome,
long-nosed purple thing
and a beautiful chicken.
Gonzo with the Wind.
Does anybody have any other ideas?
It's about getting the Muppets
back together again
to stop an evil oil baron
from demolishing the old studio!
Fozzie, did you even
watch our last film?
It's about a frog
who marries a beautiful, perfect pig.
And they have to kiss each other a lot!
I don't think Americans
watch subtitled films.
Kermit, how about the Muppets
go on a world tour?
That's perfect!
I thought it was the end
But no, my friends, this is when
We get to do it all again!
Until the credits roll
We've got another go to show them
We can do it all again!
We're doing a sequel
It's more of the same
Let's give it a name
It's the Muppets again
with The Muppets Again
It's the
Muppets
Again!
- Okay?
- I'm okay!
Okay!
Enema-boomed.!
Hey! Pepperoni!
Come on!
Let's dance.
It's time to light the lights.
Muppet news flash.
Constantine, the world's
most dangerous frog,
has escaped from
a maximum security gulag
in Siberia, Russia.
This move
has leapfrogged Constantine
to the number one
most wanted criminal in the world,
one place ahead
of the mysterious Lemur.
Wow.
Thanks for seeing me
at my regular booth, Muppets.
Big fan. Huge.
Dominic. International tour manager.
"Dominic Badguy"?
It's pronounced "Bad-gee." It's French.
It means "good man."
Oh, yes.
Listen up.
You're hot. You're having a moment.
But what is inevitable
about a moment? it ends.
I don't want this moment to end!
That's why we got to get out there now
and capitalize on this moment
with a capital yeah?
I want you to conquer the world.
Do an international tour.
Show a global audience
what you can do.
Yeah, that sounds great
but I'm just not sure...
Wait a second, guys, listen.
I'd love to do that, too.
But we've barely gotten back together.
We don't want to mess that up.
Okay, I am inundated with
offers of management at the moment.
One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil.
Just some of the acts I can list.
Wow, that's a good list!
And now,
I know you're the boss, Kermit.
I wouldn't interfere with that.
We would share our managerial roles
because you've got a special
Sure.
President Clinton?
What?
I'm on my way, Number Two.
Great, they're taking the bait.
- Well, he seems like a nice guy.
- Yeah.
Humble and honest.
I just... I think we have
to get settled first, you know?
Hone the show, get some new material,
and then maybe go on a world tour.
See you in Berlin.
Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,
Number Two.
So...
What's it gonna be, Muppets?
Ready to be world famous?
No pressure, but I am a very busy man.
That's Rihanna.
I really should take this.
World tour! World tour!
Well, I mean...
I guess we could always hone our acts
on the road, and that would be okay.
Wouldn't it, Kermit?
World tour! World tour!
Come on, froggy!
Okay, let's do it.
Dominic, you're hired.
Thanks, Kermit. I mean, boss.
You won't regret this.
Is everybody here? Yeah?
Okay, guys, guys.
Get them up and move them out.
All aboard, Dominic.
I didn't know there was still third class.
Third class? How about no class?
Watch the heels!
Piggy. Why do you need
so much luggage?
For our honeymoon, of course!
For our what?
Let's go, guys!
That must be reverse.
Oh, well. This way looks good, too.
Okay, Dominic, I thought we could start
our world tour in London.
Or how about
Berlin, Germany.
Germany!
Was that supposed to happen?
You guys are gonna love this place.
Okay, here we are, guys.
The Hole in the Wall Club!
"Die
Looks like they put the reviews up early.
Yeah, or is that the suggestion box?
"Hole in the Wall Club"?
More like "Hole in the Ground Club."
Okay, everybody.
So, we'll start at the bottom
and work our way up.
I've booked us
into cabaret bars and coffee houses
all across the industrial cities
of Northern Germany.
Dusseldorf, Hamburg,
Mudburg, Vomitdorf.
Poopenburgen'?
Fozzie, we have a solid week
booked in Poopenburgen.
This looks great.
And I think we should
commend Kermit on his efforts.
Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
Or, if I might be so bold,
maybe we could consider
another venue.
Another venue?
To be precise, this other venue.
Look at that theater!
What? No, no.
We don't have the money
to rent the Berlin National Theatre!
We'll make our money back
when we sell it out.
Kermie, I've always dreamed
of playing the Berlin National Theatre.
"Ich bin ein Berliner."
More like, "Ein frankfurter"!
Watch it, buster.
Guys, I'm not sure
we can do this, you know?
Okay, let's put this to the vote.
All those in favor
of believing in ourselves,
raise your hands.
That's not what I'm saying.
And all those in favor of just giving up.
I can't believe I'm voting for giving up.
Good. Well, I'm glad
we made this decision.
Wonderful!
So cool!
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