Murder Weapon Page #3

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before she flipped out.

She tried lighting

my car on fire.

That was pretty hairy.

He almost killed her for that.

Nobody but nobody

touches my car.

Expect his mom.

Shut up, Billy.

You enjoyed yourself?

Yeah, she's a lot of fun.

So what you come?

It's her booze.

Her house gets

trashed, not mine.

You guys haven't been

waiting too long, have you?

' No.

Uh, no.

Where's Amy?

Amy's in the shower.

Come on, I'll show you around.

Cary?

Hey!

I haven't even dried off yet.

I look a mess.

You look great.

Be gentle.

Don't worry, I'm a pro.

This is some spread.

It's all mob money.

Yeah?

Amy's father works

out of Las Vegas.

What's he like?

He's a mean mother f***er.

He shoots people for a living.

Did she tell you that?

No I met her dad.

He's crazier than she is.

He's got this photo album

up at the house, you know,

you think it's gonna

be baby pictures

or vacation postcards

but this guys got.

Polaroids of all

the guys he shot.

It's a trip.

Why don't the police get

him with that evidence?

This guys an animal.

I mean, he'd get his buddy to

kill off the police chief's

whole family and the

generation following that.

I'd hate to be there if

you broke Amy's curfew.

Nah, that chick

could make her old man

do back flips through a

flaming ring if she wanted to.

So how'd you get invited?

I used to date Dawn.

But I broke up with her

when we went to college.

What school?

Michigan.

Now I'm a manager for

Sears in Lancaster.

So much for higher education.

It's not as bad as

you guys think it be.

I mean, they have a great

scale of pay and benefits.

Well what do you do?

Billy and I are still in school.

This is our fifth year.

Shut up, Billy.

Yeah, I changed my

majors a few times.

Uh, we're thinking on opening

up a mobile tanning salon.

I came up with the idea.

She's not wearing...

Shut up, Billy.

Guys, this is my friend Bart.

Jeff, Kevin, Billy.

How you guys doing?

We were wondering

when someone was gonna

bring that blast box out.

Do you guys want some more beer?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Is this fantasy island or what?

Well yeah, I like

what I've seen so far.

She's pretty tasty.

I don't like the ratio.

That is an awfully big word

you are using around here.

That's a good one, Jeff.

F***, I'm gonna take a swim.

Where'd you pick up Einstein?

At a Grateful Dead concert.

You're a little

out of shape honey.

Sh*t, I think I

f***ed him to death-.

Must of passed out.

Try yoga, it's marvelous.

Yeah, I'm the head

of home appliances.

Gee, that's great.

So what are you

doing these days?

Oh most modeling bikinis for LC.

Dawn, have you seen Eric yet?

No, he's not here.

Oh this must be Amy.

Oh Amy, this is Jeff.

He and I were engaged once.

Oh, are you having fun?

Yeah, I'm cruising just fine.

The boys are going

through the beers.

Looks like we're gonna have

to make a run to the store.

I'll go.

No, no you're our guest.

No, Dawn and I can

talk about old times

on the way there.

It will be cool, relax.

Alright, I'll go get some money.

That Amy is so sweet.

Yeah, so are you seeing anyone?

A couple of guys.

What about you?

Well I really

don't see much action

after I get off work.

Oh poor boy.

Why did Amy invite

all her old boyfriends?

Well she missed them

and I promised her

I'd throw her a party after

she got out of the hospital.

Is this all that are coming?

I don't know, I sent

out 20 invitations.

Who's Eric?

You sure ask a lot of questions.

Oh just naturally curious.

Eric is a heavy metal singer.

Amy still has a thing

for him, god knows why.

A real loser huh?

Just a little demented.

What should we get?

Anything cheap and by the keg.

Don't worry.

Okay, bye.

See ya.

I can't go to the

store in this shirt.

Oh here, take mine.

I can't wear both those shirts.

That's not what I had in mind.

Oh baby, I can't make

love to you in your car.

I respect you too much.

Just give me a blowj*b instead.

Let's just go get

the f***ing beer.

Amy?

Amy.

Amy.

Amy?

Hey just what we

need, another guy.

Hey think fast.

So this is it,

this is the big bash?

Yeah, it's more

like a Sunday school.

Where is everyone?

Two of them just

went to get some beers.

The others all over

this place, exploring.

This is Bart, I'm Kevin.

Eric.

You want to play?

No, I think I'll walk

around some, thanks.

Hi stranger.

What's happening?

It's been a long time.

How you been?

You look good.

I'm happy-

- That's good.

You still taking medication?

No, the doctor says I

don't need them anymore.

Too bad.

I'm really glad you could come.

We have drinks and

Dawn and are cooking

up some Texas style chili.

Your favorite.

Yeah, where is your better half?

Why do you have to be so mean?

It comes easy to me.

You're not still jealous?

No, six months of country

jail cured me of that.

Is your brother alright?

Yeah, yeah he recovered

from the stab wound.

I missed you.

Yeah, yeah that's you got

all those studs outside.

That was Dawn's idea.

I just wanted to see you again.

I don't see any gratitude.

Oh yeah?

We're back.

Come and get it.

Where's Billy?

He's probably

just looking around.

Figures.

Well I'm not his mom,

it's just his bad luck.

Well, you guys made it back.

Eric, this Bart, Kevin,

Jeff, and you know Dawn.

How you doing?

Where's Cary and Billy?

They disappeared.

There's a guy

snorting in his car.

Ah, we can leave them alone.

We've got enough

here for a party.

You look like you

belong in a band.

Lam.

I'm in the Chainsaws,

ever heard of us?

Yeah, you buys play at the Lock.

Yeah, what kind of

music do you play?

Chamber music.

Jesus, can't you see

he's a metal head?

So, you bit the heads

off any bats lately?

Not my style.

He's really good.

Loud, you can't hear for days.

That's the way it

should be played.

So you into this

life fast and die.

Yeah, yeah.

What do you think I

got into this gig for?

You got any good

stories on the road?

I got one that

will blow your mind.

Tell him, tell him.

It was the 86 Van Halen

tour, we were opening

for Eddie and the guys.

He's married to

Valeria Bertinelli.

Yeah but on the

road, anything goes.

We finished our set

and we go backstage

and we start munching

out on the buffet.

The roadies are pulling chicks

and assigning them numbers.

I mean in our dressing

room, we can get two chicks

come in at 20 minute

shifts and then a fresh set

would come in.

No way, really?

I thought my dick

would fall off.

You always were shy.

Me?

No, no, I just, I'm more

of the strong, silent type.

Like Clint Eastwood.

Make my day.

Quarters?

You guys have no imagination.

What's your thrill?

You guys ever played golf?

What's that?

Oh we played it in college.

If your at the bar,

you got nine holes

and every hole there's

par made out of a drink.

Lets say 77 is par three

while zombies par 10.

All you have to do is

to finish your drink

to make par.

Let's do it.

No contest.

You're looking at the

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