My Favorite Martian Page #7
- PG
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
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- Sorry.
-Faster. Faster.
-It's getting closer!
-I'm going as fast as I can!
-That's not fast enough!
Martin! Martin, up ahead!
We're trapped! Quick, make us smaller.
We're not gonna make it!
Hang on!
-Are we clear?
- Whoa-ho, I think we did it!
-I see light ahead!
-Oh. Whoa, whoa-ooh!
-Where the heck are we?
- Hey, Elma,
where's my new Field and Stream?
It's in the bathroom,
right where you left it.
Oh, yeah.
I see it now.
By the way,
where's my tuna sandwich?
-You want it in there?
-Ha-ha. Ohh!
Why'd I eat that fourth burrito?
-Uh-oh.
-Do it. Do it now.
Uh! Uh, uh, uh-
-Sorry, buddy.
-I'll get you, you son of a b-
-No!
-Sir, the police just had a crank call.
-A '62 Plymouth just came out
of a toilet on Woodlawn.
-Aah!
Stop! Pull over! Pull over!
We need to talk!
Pull over!
-Pull over there.
-Where? Oh.
-Get the alternator. I'll get the ship!
-Okay.
Oh, my goodness! Martin!
What's wrong?
Forgive me, Lorelei,
but this is urgent.
-You have something I need desperately.
-Oh, wow.
-Martin, don't say that
unless you mean it.
-You don't know the half of it.
-I'm from another world.
-Oh, well, I could have told you that.
-Oh! Mmm!
Mar- Martin?
Martin, come on!
When you look at the stars,
think of me.
-Oh. -
Oh! Whew!
Feelings for an Earth woman-
I've gotta get off this planet.
I've got it!
I don't have the right tools,
so I'm having trouble getting-
Oh!
Or we could do it your way.
But wait! This means your vehicle
will cease to function.
I know how much it means to you.
Well, that's too bad.
Just had the darn thing washed too.
That's good!
That's-
Martin? Martin?
- Direct hit!
-Uncle Martin?
Hey! Hey, what-
Hey, you don't know what you're doing!
Hey, hey!
Don't mess with that spaceship!
It's gonna explode!
-Narrow the beam.
-Intensify.
I'm not flame-retardant!
We're in here!
Stop it!
-We're gonna die.
-Die? And I'm still virgin wool!
-It's okay.
I'm scared! Hold me!
Oh, this is nice.
Easy does it.
Great.
-Wow. Fascinating.
- Doctor.
It appears to be some sort of...
biomechanical transmitting device.
Doctor, there's some chewing gum
wedged back in his molar.
Leave it!
Pestering me with Juicy Fruit!
This guy's got a radio station
inside of his skull! Here.
We'll put this under the electron
microscope later. Whoa-ho!
Excellent.
Armitan's gonna be eating his words!
Perfect ending
to an already perfect day.
-He's a little pale.
-I think he's having a negative
reaction to the tranquilizers.
Well, two CCs of adrenaline, stat!
-Doctor, I think we're losing him.
-Nothing.
- Shut it down.
-Get ready to try it again.
This time, full power.
-He's pointing to something.
-He's pointing to the thing.
-Pick it up. Pick-
Pick it- Yeah.
No. No, no, no.
No, that one. That one.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
This. Do this.
-Yes!
Whoa-oh-oh!
No. No, no. Oh.
-Tim!
-Oh!
All right, back off, Gomer.
Hey.
Give me that, dipstick!
You get Tim.
I'll scare the locals.
-Let's get out of here!
-Call security!
-Nobody will take on the suit!
My zipper is stuck,
and I'm mad as hell!
-Lizzie, what-
-Tim! Oh, are you okay?
-Fine, fine. Are you okay?
-Oh, you wouldn't believe-
-Yeah.
-We got to find Martin.
-Yeah.
Back off!
You heard me.
You don't understand. That spaceship's
gonna explode in 20 minutes.
-It is?
-On the floor. Now.
Excuse me.
Arnold, Jean-Claude?
Not working. Oh.
-It's an empty suit.
-Empty suit?
Now you've done it, Grasshopper.
Whoo-aah!
Boxing?
-You should be boxing groceries.
That tickles, ya big ox!
Say, aren't you
one of the Spice Girls?
-Alley-oop!
Beavis down, Butt-head to go.
So, is it true you peed your bunk
in summer camp? Ouch!
Oh, Gee- Tim! Lizzie!
-Ooh!
-Uh-oh.
-This is gonna hurt.
-Ooh!
-Ow!
-Lizzie!
The ship's going to explode!
Veenox Seven.
Chew this.
- You gotta believe it!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
Uh-oh.
Did you do something with your hair?
Glad you noticed.
Whoop!
better the other way.
-Oh, really?
-Well, that can be arranged.
-No, no. We gotta find Martin.
-Where's Zoot?
Oh, no.
Come on!
Come on!
Doctor, he's gone.
He's not gone till I say he's gone,
so back off!
-Back off! Now!
- Charge the paddle.
- All right, we're charged.
- Clear! Clear!
All right. Clear!
-Come on, Martin.
-Oh, damn!
-There's no pulse, Doctor.
All right, all right.
I'm calling it. 8:15.
-We're too late.
- No, hurry!
- Would you like me
to do the autopsy, Doctor?
-Are you insane?
-You get out of here! Get out!
-All right. All right.
All of you idiots, you get out.
You get out.
-I'm goin'!
-You get right out. Clowns!
Come on.
Okay, my sorry little Martian.
Have it your way.
Let's open you up.
- Assistance, Doctor?
-What? No! You-
Hey, wait a minute.
You're not-
-She came with me.
-Oh.
-Clear.
Must... be together.
Zoot!
-Martin?
-Martin!
- Tim! Lizzie!
-You're- You're-
- Breathin', baby!
I still got the touch.
Oh, you beauteous bathrobe!
-Martin-
-Let's see cotton do that, huh? Easy.
-I got an image!
- Okay, okay.
Martin! Martin!
-We don't have much time.
-Blotz!
-Shut down and monitor all exits.
All units stand by for total lockup.
-Martin, can you get the lock?
-I think so.
-Come on!
-Biotech units on alert.
All non-security personnel...
-are to report to their holding areas.
-Come on. Stay down!
-Stay down.
-Here's a place!
All right.
Stand back, you two.
-What's going on? Where's the alien?
-There's been a slight problem.
-Open that gate. Let's find Dr Coleye.
-Yes, sir, yes, sir. Right away.
-Come on!
Let 'em through!
Here.
There. Contact.
There.
I think that's going to work.
I'm gonna miss you, Martin.
-You too, Zoot.
-You're so full of starch!
Hey, let 'em know how you feel!
You're the best pet I ever had!
Stop being such a baby blanket!
Lizzie, my dear friend.
Take care, Uncle Martin.
I've done that before. It's very nice.
I highly recommend it.
Good luck, you two.
Something tells me
you're gonna miss your flight!
-Then in two minutes, we all die.
-You're lying.
Are you certain about that, Coleye?
-Because I'm not.
-What are you saying?
-Release him.
-Release him?
trying to prove that aliens exist.
Now he's my proof!
Dead or alive,
he's staying with me!
Oh. Ohh! Ohh!
Whoa! Aah!
-Martin?
-I don't understand! I- I-
Coleye, you always were a little blotz.
- What?
-Neenurt!
Ha ha ha! I haven't heard that name
in a long time.
-Pronounced properly, anyway.
-You mean it was you all along?
I can't believe this!
I should have known! You're a Martian?
I was-
Uhh! Aah!
Waaah!
-Wait. You're the one I saw at the pier.
I was trying to get to you
before they did.
I've been trying
to hitch a ride home for 30 years!
What a beauty!
Oh, by the way,
I believe these belong to you.
My antennae.
I can't go home without these. I have a
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