My Good Enemy

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MY GOOD ENEMY:

Please don't. It's brand new.

Can you say "fat pig"?

- Yeah, say "fat pig".

Come on. Say it. Say "fat pig".

- "Fat pig".

That's right. You're a fat pig.

Take a picture.

Smile!

Danish... Maths...

Lunchbox.

Stop, please.

"THIS MEANS SOMETHING TO ME"

I've scored 140 goals with these.

They're pretty worn -

but I keep them anyway.

Thanks. Mathias.

This is my diabolo.

Wow. Nice. Was that it?

Okay. Cool. Tilde, you're up.

This is my movie collection.

Or part of it, actually.

I've got a paper route.

I spend way too much on movies.

Good. Thanks. Next?

This is my favorite perfume.

I got the first bottle from my cousin,

and now I use it every day.

Thank you.

, it's your turn.

This is my rabbit Samson.

He's a really good friend.

Quiet.

How long have you had him, ?

Since I was little.

He belongs to the family Leporidae

and species Oryctolagus cuniculus.

Remember to use a condom.

Anything else, ?

No.

- Okay. Fine.

Go ahead, Johannes.

This is my phone. It's got a camera,

music, Wi-Fi and everything.

Touch it, and I kick your ass.

- Okay, okay. That'll do.

Alf.

I also brought my phone. - Stop.

Why is it your phones are so

important? Can you tell me, Alf?

I don't know.

- Is there nothing you care about?

Where's your ballet dress?

Mathias! I'd like you to show some

respect for your classmates.

You dance ballet?

I used to, but I quit.

- That's a lie.

Why did you quit?

Anything else?

- No.

Okay. Sit down.

Who's next?

No! Help!

- Make him dance.

Dance when I say dance!

- Alf! What a dumbass name.

Stop it!

- Say you're sorry.

For what?

- For making me waste time on you.

Sorry.

- Say it like you mean it.

I'm sorry.

- You don't mean it!

Stop! Help!

No! Don't!

Alf, sweetie. Are you okay?

What happened?

- I fell.

Can you wiggle it?

What happened?

Come on, tell me.

Well that was silly.

We spend a lot of time and

energy so you can go to ballet.

I'll call a cab. I have a late shift.

Can you take your brother home?

Good morning.

Do you realize how hard it

is to make toast?

Thanks, borrow my comic books.

Have a nice day at school.

- Thanks.

GIVE ME A HAND, NICCOLO.

THE WHEEL IS RUINED.

ON THREE, FATHER.

IS IT TOO HARD, SON?

NEED YOUR SISTER TO HELP?

THAT LOOKS PRETTY EASY

STAND UP STRAIGHT, NICCOLO.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

NO.

I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!

NICCOLO! HELP!

BASTARDS!!!

LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

...MY WHOLE FAMILY...

I VOW REVENGE!

WITHOUT AN ALLY, I'LL STAY

SMALL AND WEAK!

Hi. Is home?

Just follow the grasshoppers.

Is that Samson? Can I hold him?

- What are you doing here?

I want to talk to you about something.

So what is it you want to talk about?

They hit us. They spit on us.

They laugh at us.

I'm sick of being picked last in sports.

I'm sick of being invisible to the girls.

That's just the way it is. There's

nothing we can do about it.

We don't belong on the bottom.

We can beat Mathias if we join forces.

This is Niccolo. It's a series in

five volumes.

I have four of them. The fifth one

hasn't come out yet.

This is Niccolo. You can see step

by step how he gets his power.

BEG FOR MERCY!!!

His life is also ruined by

a bunch of jerks.

But he doesn't give up.

He thinks strategically and

lays out traps.

He wipes out his

enemies one by one.

PREPARE TO DIE!!! SCUM!!!

YOU MUST BE AS SLY AS

A FOX TO SURVIVE.

It's easy to get power.

This is Mathias.

Except Mathias is a little bigger.

What did you have in mind?

We start a club.

- A club?

Yeah, a club.

- Sounds stupid.

If they see us together, things

will just get worse.

No one will know we're working together

My sister comes in here once in a while.

It's pot.

My sister is a bit of a stoner.

Isn't it okay?

- It's perfect.

If you want school milk,

then remember to sign up.

We decided to get new football goals.

The old ones are ruined.

Is that all from the student council?

Does anyone else have anything

they want to discuss?

Maybe about the class in general?

Okay, time for cake. It's your turn,

Alf. Did you bring any?

Yes.

- Good. Hand some out.

Thanks.

Tilde, you have something

stuck in your teeth.

Oh, sorry. It's just braces.

Unfortunately, we won't see

each other till Monday.

I would like you to have

finished the book by then.

Delicious cake, Alf.

I bet you'd get ballet cooties

if you ate that crap.

Mathias is protected.

We must weaken those around him.

- You and I can't weaken anybody.

Go for the weakest lamb in the jungle.

Lambs don't live in jungles.

- Then gazelles or...

You know what I mean. Easy prey.

How about Anemone?

Blaps mucronata. The churchyard

beetle. It stinks.

No way.

Okay, on now. 1, 2,3, now.

Damn.

It's too thick.

You sure are brainy, Anemone.

Katrina, can I go to the bathroom?

- Yes. Hurry.

Help!

Fatso's going for a dump.

X equals 17.

You can sit down now, Anemone.

Isn't that a mistake?

Hey, hey.

There?

- Shouldn't that be a seven?

It is a seven, moron.

Massive load you dropped.

It's not funny.

- Sorry. That looked like a one.

Can I sit down now?

What's that smell?

- It's coming from you.

What's up?

- What's up?

What's that smell? - What?

What have you been eating?

- Gross. You need a shower

It's just my perfume.

I can't believe it's working.

- Welcome to a new life.

You've got one minute left to live.

What's the last thing you'd do?

Feed Samson.

You'd spend the last minute of

your life feeding your rabbit?

Yes.

What about your family?

- My parents aren't home much.

One minute more or less doesn't

make much difference.

What would you rather? Wake up

with no dick or get paint on your face?

Paint, of course.

- Good call.

That was low.

Hey, Tilde Metalmouth.

Come see this.

Leave me alone.

Here. Taste.

Nice and gross.

It suits you.

Tilde!

What's her problem?

Hi, Alfie. How's your foot?

Come on, Alfie.

Come on!

- We're not even out of breath yet.

Come here, Alfie.

Where do you think you're going?

Lie still.

Try this. Open your mouth.

Great new weapon we gave them.

It didn't take them long to smoke us out.

They used the spray on everyone.

What makes them different from us?

They play football, they skateboard -

and they go to parties.

We like ballet and grasshoppers.

We've got to commit suicide.

Suicide?

- Or they'll keep stepping on us.

No matter how much

we humiliate them.

Look. Niccolo leaves his past

as a shepherd behind him.

He burns everything down.

TO BECOME KING I MUS APPEAR A KING...

To be king, he has to look like one first.

Here.

- Thanks.

Hi, Alf. It's nice to see

How's your foot?

Is it better?

I won't be training anymore.

Okay. May I ask why?

You know you have a lot of talent.

Take your positions.

There. Done.

It's a rabbit, not an insect.

- But it makes you vulnerable.

I can't.

- Do it.

On three.

Count to five.

- Okay.

- Damn. Damn.

- Damn.

- Damn!

Now we're ready.

We'll start Monday.

We'll take them out one by one.

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