My Lady Boss Page #2

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Corporate initials L.O.V.

If you just add on letter E., it's love!

Moving on.

Here's our boardroom.

And under L.O.V.,

she has two brand managers.

Here's sir Henry Posaras Enrile.

Corporate initials H.P.E.

If you just add on letter 0., it's hope!

And of course, our very own,

madame Evelyn Vallejo Lontoc.

Corporate initials E.V.L.

If you just add on letter I.,

Evil.

Oh so you know that!

Well actually, evil is too obvious!

Our IT engineer, Nonoy was able to count

her first name, middle name and surname.

They are all consist of 6 letters.

So we were able to come up with 666.

And you think 666 isn't obvious?

You're so witty! We're the same!

Oh, Ms, Lorna, I think it's about time

that you tell Evelyn about your plan.

What plan?

To get Henry's group involve

make this tablet a success!

Maybe a little competition might help.

You know what, ma'am?

We have thought of

several things for that.

And we eventually want to

have a big slice of the pie.

Of the Ipad and the other tablets.

This is not fair!

This product was assigned to us!

We've been working on

this for two months!

Then Henry here will take a part on it?!

Excuse me! Excuse me, Ms. Evelyn!

How good is your

language! You know what?

- You're always...

- And you! You're always a show off!

Is that it?! May I remind you

that my department

has outperformed yours

in terms of sales!

Because you took two

of our best products!

I was the one from this

department who pushed it to the IT!

But what did you do?!

You're snatching it away!

You and your cheap college education!

So what if I graduated from that school?

What's important for me

is I do work properly!

Unlike a parasite like you!

If there's a lice-man,

that could have been you!

What did you say?!

Oh My! You two stop it!

I'm sorry, Evelyn.

But the management is

looking at our category

and seriously thinking of merging

two departments with other brands.

So we can streamline

human resource, okay?

What?!

Well, brand management

is looking very expensive!

And we have to show our Korean investors

that we are a financially healthy company.

So you're putting Henry

and me into a battle?

For you to decide which department

you'll be dissolving?! Is that it?!

Well, I'm sorry but this is the

best and fair way to handle it.

Henry will create his own marketing plan

and you will create yours.

We have two months to do

it so let's help each other!

Let's help each other.

Shut up!

This is the team of our brand.

This is Ruby,

our Buyer in Purchasing.

This one is Nonoy, our I engineer and technical writer.

And this is Dec, our resident Am-Boy.

What's up, bro? I'll take a poo.

And this is your table.

Take a seat.

And I am Shantu,

your lovely sexytary.

- Willing to be your sex slave.

- Shantu!

We just came from a sexual

harassment seminar. Come on.

Hey, hey, hey. 666 on

the oor. Look busy.

666 on the oor...

What meeting is this?

Ma'am...

We're just reviewing the timeline for

the trial launch of the new cellphone.

Forget it.

Where is the shredder?

Ma'am?

Are you deft?

- Shredder?

- Where is the shredder?

- Faster.

- Hurry.

Faster. Faster.

That's okay. You're cute anyway.

What will I do with this?

You probably know how

to carry that, right?

Well...

Here is my marketing plan

I made for the tablet.

I'm sure Henry will copy this.

Ma'am, why would sir Henry copy that?

Because he wants to

show off to the board.

In two months, we will

be having a presentation.

We have to make it all new.

Packaging designs, specs,

distributions, advertising plans...

I'll give you our new plans

on a need to know basis.

Because I'm sure Henry will spy on us.

And honestly,

I have no trust with the people's

loyalty in this department.

You know what, guys? I

think ma'am is just paranoid.

Because of course, if her

presentation didn't go well,

she'll look stupid in

front of the board, right?

Come on. We'll also going

to look stupid, you know?

We work here.

It probably depends on us.

You got a point. You got a point.

I even wish Henry is our boss.

He's actually sweet! He gave

me a gi last Secretary's Day.

By the way, what's your Twitter?

So I can follow you.

And Facebook as well!

What's your relationship

status, by the way?

"Hey! Please!

- What?!

Relationship status?

- Oh, no, no, no.

- Guys, time to go!

Let's go back to hell.

Gotta go. We gotta go, bro!

- Gotta go. We gotta go. Come on.

- Wait!

What is it?

I can do that, right?

I don't think so.

I can do action!

Cllz!

Shantu, go ahead.

- Go ahead. The elevator's closing already.

- Shantu, let's go!

- See you later!

- Ouch! Ouch!

- Just come by later!

- Don't tell me you already got a prospect

aside from Shantu.

Well...

Your boss is single.

Who? E.V.L.?

Come on, man. Who's going to like her?

- Lu cifer?

- Whatever.

Right?

- Lizette is your name, right?

- Yes, sir.

You have an email?

Ma'am, I need you to sign something.

It's right here.

Mr. Estrella.

Ma'am.

It looks like you have

an expensive watch.

Is it not allowed?

Can you tell me what time is it?

It's 1:
06 ma'am.

So your watch is in

sync with this watch.

Didn't you read the Employee's Manual?

That coffee breaks are

between 10:
00 to 10:15.

And lunch is 12:
00 to 1:00.

So it means

you are being paid by the company

for every minute that you are here.

No problem, ma'am.

I'll just go home late so I can make up for

the six minutes that I lined up for at the C.R.

Am I making myself funny?

Should I laugh?

Those lights that are on,

that computer you are using,

aircon,

all of that are being

paid by the company.

So you're telling me now that

you will make up for

the six minutes late

and it will cost the

company just the same.

Do you understand me?

Yes, ma'am.

Sorry, it won't happen again.

Good.

Go back to work.

Just to let you know.

Lucifer isn't my boyfriend's name.

'Fimothy.

My boyfriend's name is Timothy.

Not Lucifer.

Noted, ma'am.

Good.

How did she find out about that...

I will offer my strength

and courage only for you!

I want you to know you

have someone to depend on.

Welcome to the club!

We call this the "Pagpag" Club!

"PagpaQ "

Because whenever we get pissed, we

don't want to bring it home with us.

We don't want that for our family.

But why "pagpaf?

You would have to go somewhere else.

For you not to bring the ghost with you

when you came from a wake.

- Sorry. I'm slow.

- It's okay.

Dew.!

- Bien!

- What's up?!

- What's up, bro?

- Nonoy!

It's my turn!

Did you drink?

- My tum! My tum!

- Hold this! Hold this!

- You drink?

- Oh no, I'm not! Tell him I'm not drinking!

- She's not drinking!

- Good!

Sweetheart, this is Zach. He's

the ABM replacement for Jay.

Yes.

This is Bien. He's the

one responsible for this.

Nice to meet you!

Yes. The one responsible every year!

Come here. Come, eat.

- Bien is the former PIC of the company.

He transferred to

another company because

department romance isn't allowed.

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