My Little Pony: The Movie Page #2

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Heh heh.

You have visual on buttercream?

Visual confirmed, go for clean-up.

Storm clouds?!

I ordered perfect weather!

Rainbow Dash?!

I... dont think those are storm clouds!

Ooh! I bet those are the clowns I ordered!

Or definitely NOT the clowns

I ordered.

Brian..

No!

Ponies of Equestria...

We come on behalf of the fearsome,

The powerful,

The almighty...

...Storm King!!

And now,

To deliver the evil, evil message:

Put your hooves together

for COMMANDER TEMPEST!!

Is that a... unicorn?

I think so, but what happened to

her horn?

Tempest, is it?

How may we help you?

Ah, Im so glad you asked...

How about we start with your

complete and total surrender.

Hi there, Princess of Friendship.

Not exactly sure whats going on,

but I know we can talk things out.

Oh goodie.

All four princesses.

Heres the deal, ladies,

I need your magic.

Give it up nicely, please,...

...or we make it difficult...

For everyone!

And why should we cower before you?

Theres one of you, and hundreds of us.

I was hoping youd choose...

...difficult.

AHH!!

Cadance!

I cant stop it!

Luna, quick!

Go south!

Beyond the badlands!

Seek help from the Queen

of the Hippo--

LUNA!

Easy as pie.

Oh I love pie.

Oh, you TOTALLY got the last princess!

Thats not the Princess.

Grubber!

Get.

GUYS, WE GOTTA GET THE PRINCESS!!

Over here yall!

Cmon!

Which one of you guys are going down there?

I would, but I just had a hearty meal

and I will sink and

I WILL side cramp.

Im very big boned

I sink quick.

Everypony OK?

I think my bottoms on backward.

We just got our cupcakes handed to

us by the worst party crasher ever!

We gotta go back there and fight!

You saw the size of those goons!

You seriously wanna go BACK?!

So now what?

We cant hide here forever,

and lets be honest,

We cant go back--

look what they did to the princesses.

Weve got to keep them from Twilight.

The queen...

Yeah, the Queen!

Uh, what queen?

Celestia told Luna to find the

Queen of the...

Hippos.

Luna cant, so I have to.

Uh, hippos?? Seriously?

Ive heard theyre surprisingly

graceful for their size!

But theyre always hungry.

Hungry?

Hippos?

Theyre somewhere South... past the badlands.

That means well have to... leave Equestria!

Im not even packed!

I understand youre scared.

And nopony else has to go.

But I have to find this Queen.

She might be our only hope.

Well, youre not getting ALL the glory.

Were in this together.

We got yer back!

Indeedy!

I am ready to save Equestria!

Yay!

Were all behind you, Twilight!

Lets go find this Hippo!

Uh... South?

Boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy!

Anypony up for a game of I SPY?

No really, come on!

I Spy, with my little eye,

something that is orange.

No takers?

Its you, Applejack!

All this power, wasted on parties.

When there are far greater uses.

Well, answer it!

Where am I supposed to be looking.

I never understand how this spell works!

TEMPEST!

Over here, Your Excellency.

Where?!

Huh?!

No, no, right.

My right?

Yep.

Oh, there you are.

Im in the middle of a BIG re- brand here.

The Storm King is tracking well,

as intensely intimidating.

But you know what?

I need to back it up.

You know what I need to back it up with?

A STORM!

That would be great!

You promised me magic that could

control the elements,

and right now Im holding a what - a branch, a twig.

Blehh!

That would be The Staff of Sacanas,

Your Excellency,

And it will channel the magic of

the four rulers of this land.

Mm Hmmmm.

Youll soon have the power of

a hundred armies.

So that would be a YES on you

locking down the four

pegacornicuses or whatever you call them?

Give me three days.

Ill have everything ready for your arrival.

Remember Tempest,

only I have the power to make you whole.

Make this twig work,

and youll get your reward.

Fail me, and your horn wont be

the only thing thats broken.

It wont be a problem.

Great! Im r-ready to power up,

c-crash and b-bang,

be the b-biggest baddest bugaloooo....

Sorry. Bad spell service.

You want me to call him back?

Do you have the princess?

Well... uh... funny story.

It kinda seems like she...

she might

have, like, you know...

Got away...

A little bit.

I know youre disappointed,

But I got one word for you.

I need all FOUR for the staff to work.

Hey -- I know.

I want the Storm King to fix

that crazy horn as badly as you do!

Its looks like a crackly chipped

tooth, on the top of your head!

And you know you dont look

good in hats.

That princess is not going to keep

me from getting my horn back.

Prepare my ship.

Please. How far can one little

pony get on her own.

Theres...

Sand in my...

Everything...

Saving...

Equestria!

Oh look!

Maybe this guy knows

which way to go!

Whats that, friend?

Were lost?!

Ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha...

We could be going in circles!

Endless sand.

Nothing for miles...

But sand...

And this rock...

And this cactus...

And this road...

This road.

Hnh? A road?

Where theres a road...

Theres a...

Whoa!

Cool!

What is that?

OOOOO!

A city!

We are DOING IT,

YOU GUYS!

You know what they say--

Where theres a city,

Theres a SPA!

WHO says that?

In case you forgot, were on a

mission to save Equestria.

I can multi-task.

Dont worry, little one,

well let you go!

To the highest bidder!

Nice!

Oooooh!

Hey, you with the horn!

You selling?

Hi there!

Oh, Im sorry...

here, let me help you with that!

Hey, no magic around my merchandise!

Hmm, very interesting...

OK, we just gotta stick together.

Be careful who you talk to, and try

to blend in.

CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

PLEEEEAAAASE!

CAN ANYPONY TAKE US TO THE

QUEEN OF THE HIPPOS??

You want something - you gotta give

somethin!

Well, how about a big warm hug from

a grateful pony friend?

How about this comb that Ive never used?

A picture of my sister Maud?

This BREATH mint??!

Seriously buddy. Help me help you!

Pinkie -- you cant just take off,

And you dont need to announce to

EVERY...

RELAX Twilight, Ive totally got

this.

How much for the giant gecko?

Who you callin a gecko?

Uh, Spike isnt for sale.

I WANT THAT fancy purple HAIR!

Ill give you TWO Storm Bucks for it!

TWO Storm Bucks?! Its worth more

than that.

GIMME THAT PINK ONE!

ILL TAKE THAT BLUE ONE!

NO, I WANT THE BLUE ONE!

I NEED THAT LIZARD!

I'LL TAKE THE PICTURE OF YOUR SISTER!

I WANT ALL SEVEN FOR MY COLLECTION!

Back up everyone!

BACK. IT. UP!

Yall in some serious danger!

Now you didnt touch any of them,

did you?

Just look at all those colors-

you think thats natural?

Theyre infected with pastelus coloritis!!

Now you listen here, fella, there aint--

Dont worry, dont worry

As long as youre not

covered in purple splotches, youll be fine.

Uh oh.

What do I do?!

Enjoy your last moments.

And dont touch anyone.

Because parts will fall off.

Me parts!!

Well, all right.

You.

Are.

Awesome!!!!

And quite charming.

Cappers the name.

Charmings my game.

So, to the hippos then?

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