My Mistress

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My Mistress (2014)

This is what we agreed, lady!

-A**holes!

F***ing crazy!

Come on boys! Get it out!

Help!

Help!

Help!

F***!

F***!

What the f***!

What the f***!

Help!

Help!

YOU ALL WHO SUFFER

COME TO ME:

No, no, you listen to me.

Listen, honey.

Hello.

You've reached the residencial

number of Professor Tom Boyd.

Please leave a message and

we'll get back to you as soon as we can.

Bye now.

Bye.

Do you want me to fix it for you?

- No thanks.

Do you want mine?

Here.

I've searched everywhere.

There's no note.

I'm not looking for a note.

Who said I was looking for a note?

Okay, why don't you...

why don't you come down from there?

What do you think he was thinking?

Was he thinking...

"Uh-oh...

I made a mistake"?

Was he thinking about you and me?

Or was he thinking about you

and his best friend?

Sorry.

- Okay.

I'm declaring this a crime scene.

Do not touch anything!

CRIME SCENE:

Would you like a cigarette?

Yeah.

Not from around here?

- Not at school today?

I'm too old for school.

Do you mind if

I sit with you?

Does that mean you're

a witch or something?

No.

I thought you would say yes.

Do you put spells on people?

- I wish I could.

I am... Charlie.

- Hello.

What kind of spell?

Some girl to put out for you?

- No.

I don't need a spell...

Just some herbs or something.

I'm having trouble sleeping.

You need three things.

A freezing cold shower,

a glass of whiskey...

And an incantation.

An incantation?

- Yeah, incantation.

What are you doing?

I surrender my body into the abyss.

Hello!

Hello?

Is anybody there?

Hello?

You're real naughty, huh?

You!

Don't move!

Hey, come back!

Hey, you f***ing kid!

Where are you?

Help Wanted. Gardening.

$ 15 per hour. Discretion requested.

Hello!

I am ...

I'm here about the job?

Push the gate.

Should be open.

It doesn't seem to be working.

- Just a minute. .

You!

I ...

I'm answering your ad.

You're not suitable for here.

Thank you. Shooooo...

Don't you want to try me out for couple of hours?

- No, I don't.

I can fix this gate.

- No, stop, or you're gonna break it.

Stop.

Would you go away please?

- I'm very discreet.

No questions asked.

- I said no.

Can I at least get my bike in?

It's in the back.

You're not a crazy one, are you?

I don't think so.

But...

this is all fixed now.

- The answer is still no.

Your ad said,

discretion required.

How old are you?

- 18. Old enough.

You're not the right person.

Why aren't I?

- Too sweet.

I'm not.

I'm bad.

Really bad.

Evil sometimes.

You wouldn't even realize.

You can trust me.

I won't tell anyone anything.

You never ever come inside the house again.

And if you talk to anyone about what

happens here, if you even mention it

I'll come down on you like a

shithouse with all the pricks.

Okay.

See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

Did you have lunch?

No.

You shouldn't look

through the windows.

Sorry.

Don't do it again.

- I won't.

What do these guys want?

- Eat your lunch.

They don't want it.

They need it.

Yes, but why?

- I let them forget.

Forget what?

- Their private pain.

And they pay you to do it?

A lot.

To smack them on the bottom?

- Spanking, yes, somtimes.

Seriously?

- Is that what you want?

No.

Sounds like it.

Do you ever had sex with them?

They don't want what you have

in your dirty mind.

They would.

- Would they?

Um, so, what did you used to do before

you started doing this little thing?

Come on.

School teacher.

That's when I started to smack people.

Big kids or little kids?

- Little ones.

Yeah?

What did you teach?

- Mathematics.

Sure?

- Yes, I did.

What is the square root of 36?

- Six.

Anyone knows that.

- I was specially good at squar roots.

Can I ask another question?

- No.

We usually don't let them

play with guns.

It's a toy.

You should take that toy

with you when you leave.

Hello.

You've reached to the residencial

number of Professor Tom Boyd.

Please leave a message and

We'll get back to you as soon as we can.

Bye now. Bye.

I don't want you to

touch anything. Okay?

I told you that it's

a f***ing crime scene.

This whole place is.

Charlie...

You obviously blame me.

Which I think is unfair.

Don't you see how unfair that is?

- No.

Give it to me.

Come on.

Come On!

I'm going to put it...

...in the box.

Charlie...!

Get your hands of it.

- This is part of the healing process...

F*** the healing process!

Get your hands of it!

We're going to give the toy

back to your mother.

Sorry, I'm late.

- We're just finishing up.

I got here as soon as I could. How did all go?

- Good.

Thank you for babysitting Michael.

- No problem. I can take him back if you like.

Yeah, that'll be great.

I'll make sure she's okay.

I'll see you soon.

Noah, come on darling.

- No, no, no, no!

Hey, Maggie!

Maggie!

A gun!

He likes guns.

- Really?

Yes, he does.

- We don't.

We don't like guns.

- It's a toy gun.

Will it go against me?

I can tell her we talked about on the way home

and that you admitted it wasn't appropriate.

And you're sorry.

Thank you.

I am here to help us.

I know.

What are you doing?

What do you think I am?

This is not a game, Charlie.

Unlock yourself.

Unlock yourself.

Where is the key?

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where is the key?

Where is it?

Charlie!

Unlock yourself.

- Make me!

Make you?

Spit it out!

Spit it out!

Please!

Spit it out!

Make me!

Spit it out!

You know, you really

scared me today.

Jesus, what happened

to your shoulders?

Fell off my bike.

When?

Because I tried to call you.

Charlie!

We need to talk.

I don't...

I don't blame you

for hating me.

Please, Charlie ...

I surrender my body into the abyss.

I surrender my body into the abyss.

I surrender my body into the abyss.

You came inside,

inside the house.

I'm talking to you, Charlie.

I'm sorry.

I don't know what I was thinking.

What do you want?

It's not the job, is it?

What?

I just...

wanna be around you...

all the time.

I think you're amazing.

I just wanna be in here.

I'm not who you think I am.

I am not what you see.

I'm just a...

miserable, makestop, lonely b*tch.

- No.

You're magnificient.

Since I met you I...

I just adore you more and more.

I don't care where you've come from

and I don't care what you've done.

I'll do ...

whatever you say.

Whatever you command,

we could do. That's what I want.

Whatever you want.

I can't trust you.

But you can.

- Pack up your things, I'll pay you off.

No.

- Go on.

Do it.

NOW!

Tea?

Thank you. Yes?

Thank you. Yes.

Sugar?

Sugar?

Yeah.

F***!

Sugar?

Yes, thank you.

- Yes... thank you.

Two?

Yes... thank you.

F***!

Cake?

- Yeah, sorry

I'm not interested in sorry.

- Right.

Sorry.

I'm not interested in sorry.

Thank you, mistress.

You're very welcome.

What are you doing?

Can you...can you...could you just

go to the chemist for me?

F***!

- Hey!

F*** it!

I am talking to you.

Hey! I f***ing love

you, Charlie and

I loved your father and that's a...

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