My Place Is Your Place

Season #Season 1 Episode #1

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(Amber and some random dude are in bed making out and Amber pulls away )

Amber :
You Got the money right

Random guy:
Yes

Amber:
Ok well bye

The random guy:
But you owe me a blowj*b

Amber:
Honey look this is business and I'm about my business so please leave so i can sleep with somebody else sh*t

(The guy puts his clothes on in Embarrassment and Anger )

The random guy :
1 day the body ain't gonna get you out of everything

Amber:
Well until that day, b*obs

The random guy :
Well why even take my money

Amber:
What you need to do is just leave

Zoey:
What you need to do is leave , get a job and stop prostituting yourself you raggedy tramp

Amber:
Well maybe i wouldn't have to if a job wasn't so hard to find

(Zoey is on the couch holding a book while Anthony is eating Doritos)

Zoey:
Listen girl you gonna get yourself into trouble

(Amber yells from the room )

Amber:
What have i been telling you

Zoey:
Nothing

Amber:
I told you this only going to be until i get a job at some place

Zoey:
How you gonna get a job with your record you've been arrested 3 times for prostitution

Amber:
Its ok if you're your own pimp

Zoey:
Girl I'm come in there and show you what a real pimp is

Amber:
Whatever

Anthony:
So why in the world does she still live in here

Zoey:
Because she is my friend

Anthony:
Well you need to be a friend to her

Zoey:
And how do i do that

(Anthony gets up and gets some spray and walks towards amber's room and sprays it at her and her man )

Anthony:
Tramp ,yeah I'm talking to you. Girl you wanna be a b*tch I'm treat you like your a b*tch so go and get your ass up and make me a sandwich

Zoey:
Damn you should be a pimp

Anthony:
I thought about it but i don't like canes so eh

(Amber comes out the room crying )

Amber:
Y'all are so mean

Anthony:
Hell yeah

Zoey:
This is just called life

Amber:
And

Zoey:
Welcome to life b*tch

(Amber goes in the bathroom to put some chlothes on )

(Theme Music)

(Somewhere out on the street next to stores)

Miles:
Yo what the hell man

Anthony:
Just a little something i like to call stealing your girl

Miles:
Are you sure because I got closer she touched my hand

Anthony:
Well that is very X-rated

Miles:
Whatever dude all i know she is mine

Anthony:
I don't think so

Miles:
Well lets make some money

Anthony:
I'm not sleeping with random women

Miles:
No , Bet who gets with her first

Anthony:
Your on

(Zoey passes by )

Zoey:
Hi boys

Miles and Anthony:Hey

Anthony:
Now thats one girl to bet on

Miles:
You like her

Anthony:
No

Miles:
Don't lie come on

Anthony:
I don't lets focus on her

Miles:
Thats a trash can

Anthony:
What about her

Miles:
Uh huh she got herpes

(Zoey walks to her friends brenda and Yvonne and Larry )

Yvonne :
whats up girl

Zoey:
That miles guy seems cute

Yvonne:
So not happening

Zoey:
Well

Larry:
Uh uh

Yvonne:
Ha well somebody got him occupied

Zoey:
Well not actually i thinking about asking tonight

Larry:
What about me

Zoey:
Anthony is not gay

Larry:
Are you sure

Zoey:
Yes

Brenda:
Well i think you should ask if he can't

Yvonne:
If he rejects you than just be like boy bye

Larry:
Yeah and send him to me

Zoey:
What you gonna do for him

Larry:
Rock his world

Zoey:
Whatever

(At Zoey's mom's house )

Lauren:
Honey I'm home

(Moans)

Lauren:
What the hell

(There is female underwear on the floor next to the stares )

Lauren:
Oh hell no this Bastard must think he playing

(Lauren gets her gun and runs up stares and shoots up the bedroom )

Lauren:
Who the hell you think you are we married for 30 years you piece of sh*t , I've love you took care you and your kids you old and rotten piece of sh*t

David:
Baby

Lauren:
Don't you baby me

( Lauren hits him over the face with the gun and goes in the room )

Lauren:
Ok you dumb b*tch where the hell are you you skank come on take your ass woopin'

(She walks in and sees her dead body on the floor )

Lauren:
Oh damn i didn't wanna kill you i wanted to almost so i can brag about to my piece of sh*t husband so come on

(She runs down stairs gets gasoline and pours it everywhere and on the bodies

And takes a match and set the whole place on fire )

Lauren:
Damn damn damn

(Back at Zoey's apartment )

Zoey:
What the hell is your problem Amber why can't this be easy

Amber:
You make this hard

Zoey:
No you do ,all i ask is for you to respect me

Amber:
I do

Zoey:
No you just bring men in here acting as if nothing is wrong but it is , Its very wrong

Amber:
You don't think i don't know that

Zoey:
Then why did do it

Amber:
I don't know

Zoey:
B*tch don't give me that, this is atlanta

You another roommate that will put up with your sh*t but i can't and won't

Amber:
Fine I'll go

Zoey:
I didn't say leave

Amber:
For real

(Zoey grabs amber by the throat)

Zoey:
But if this sh*t happens again i will beat the sh*t out of you and i won't be so nice

Amber:
Got it

Zoey:
Ok go on

(Anthony goes to miles and Robert is on the couch playing games on the X box)

Robbert:
Hey Anthony

Anthony:
Hey Robert

Robbert:
What you need

Anthony:
I need to talk to miles

Miles:
Oh he have a lady in there but go in

Anthony:
Why

Robbert:
Because i don't give a sh*t

(Anthony walks in there and sees Miles and the girl having sex )

Anthony:
What the hell

(He leaves the room )

Anthony:
What the hell man

(Miles comes out mad )

Miles:
What the hell my ass i was busy

Anthony:
I don't give a sh*t I'm out of here

Miles:
Well go more p*ssy for me

Anthony:
Ugh

(Anthony goes to Zoey's apartment to vent)

Zoey:
Hey Anthony

Anthony:
Hey zoey

Zoey:
Ok whats up

Anthony:
Miles nasty ass

Zoey:
Oh what did he do .

Anthony:
Had sex

Zoey:
What

Anthony:
He took my feelings and just stepped on it and everything we had is gone

Zoey:
Oh

Anthony:
Now I'm just so gone

Zoey:
Well

Anthony:
You know what you have wine and ice cream

Zoey:
Yes in the other room

Anthony:
Ok

(Zoey picks the phone and calls larry)

Zoey:
Um remember when u said he wasn't gay

Yeah he may be

(From the phone)

Larry:
Yay let me get my whip out the closet

(Everybody ,Zoey,Anthony,Robert,Brenda,Amber,Yvonne,Miles, in that order on the couch and chairs just hanging out)

Zoey:
Well now you just need to move faster

Yvonne:
Yeah there may be another girl who may like you

Anthony:
Sorry Yvonne, I can't,you see your my friend and everything but no

Yvonne:
Oh I got a man

Anthony:
Really do really

(Yvonne looks ashamed )

Zoey :
but in the future explore your options

Anthony :
Yeah

(Lauren breaks the door down and runs in the apartment in panic)

Lauren:
Baby ,Zoey , Remember when you said if you need anything just call

Zoey:
Mom what did you do

Lauren:
Well lets just say there's a body involved

Zoey :
Well I'm not get this time back

Anthony :
How does it look

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