My Super Ex-Girlfriend Page #7

- Are you crazy?

- Come here. Give me a hug, bear cub.

- You!

I thought you were just a jerk!

Now I find out you're really stupid.

Teaming up with Barry?!

You broke my heart

and now I'm gonna break your everything.

Hey!

Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy b*tch!

Bring it!

Oh, man!

Yes, girl fight!

Stupid!

Matt!

No!

Hannah!

Hannah, are you OK?

Oh, no!

You rat!

Oh, Matt. Matt, Matt, are you OK?

Uh-oh.

Wow!

Hannah, stop. Come on, stop.

- Are you OK?

- I'm fine.

I'm fine too. I thought I twinged my knee,

but I'm all right.

Come on. Forget about them. Let's go.

Come on.

They're gonna kill each other. This way.

- Hey, it's you.

- Are you with them?

As a matter of fact, I am.

They went down there.

Stop!

Look at yourself.

You're terrifying these people.

Jenny... Jenny,

this has gotta stop right now, OK?

Please.

Just give me that, OK?

There you go. Just give it to me.

Wow. That was a lot heavier than I thought.

Hi.

Look, God knows

I don't want you mad at me, OK?

And I'm sorry if I ever hurt you.

And yeah, I know what we had

was something special.

And at times it was great.

But it wasn't love, all right?

And deep down, you know that.

You're a great girl.

And you deserve to be with the perfect guy.

- You do.

- I do.

And I know who the perfect guy for you is.

And he's here, right here, right now.

Professor.

- What?

- Barry?

- Go on, Professor, tell her.

- Tell her what?

She's my mortal enemy?

I want nothing but her destruction?

- Come on, Barry, please.

- Please stop calling me Barry.

It's true. This guy,

he's got a shrine to you in his house.

There are pictures of you

all over the walls, just of you.

This guy, he is hooked on you.

He really is.

Is that true?

Come on. You gotta open your heart to her.

It's now or never.

It may be a little true.

OK, OK, that's a good start.

Come on, Barry. Barry, come on.

All right, all right!

It's completely true.

I love you.

I've always loved you.

But if you love me so much, then how come

you're always trying to hurt me?

Because you hurt me. Because you

broke my heart into a billion pieces.

You ignored me.

You left me behind.

So I thought if I had the powers,

you may learn to love me

the way I have always loved you.

Are you sure?

Do you really love me?

Oh, yeah.

It's over. Can you believe it?

I'm free. You were great.

I can't believe that fight.

I still think she'd kick my butt,

but I got a few good punches in.

You saved my ass in there.

You were wonderful.

And I'm really sorry

I didn't explain things to you sooner,

- but I was just trying to protect you.

- I totally understand.

Good.

- Oh, my God, my hair.

- Oh, it doesn't look that bad. You can fix it.

Here, try this on.

Thanks.

See? Adorable.

- Yes, you are.

- No, not me.

- Come here.

- Agh!

- Tight.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- It's OK.

- I'm still getting used to all of this.

You and me both. And you know, we're going

to have to talk about the relationship too.

- Talk? You mean...

- Your powers.

Just cos you have 'em doesn't mean

you have to use 'em, you know what I mean?

You're a little scared of me.

What? Scared?

No, come on, I'm not scared at all.

Come here.

Are you ready?

Yeah! I am. I'm ready.

OK. Here we go.

OK, all right, I got it.

- Hold on, I think I tweaked something.

- Oh, you poor baby.

What the hell were you doing?!

Sorry. Sorry.

Oh.

I brought it down for you.

Peace offering.

You've done so much for us.

We couldn't be happier.

- How...? How...?

- Asteroids.

Most of that will just buff right out.

- I'll fix that.

- I could trick it out for you.

Rocket launchers, laser cannons,

voice-activated battle armor.

Do you hear something?

- No.

- There's a 747 in trouble.

It's a 727. Time to go to work.

You need a hand?

- A hand?

- Yeah, any help?

I never had any help.

- Could be some heavy lifting.

- Yeah?

- OK.

- Yeah? Really?

- Yes.

- Yes! All right! Whoo!

OK, ready. Whoo! Here I go.

Yeah!

- Love you, honey!

- We'll be waiting!

What are we gonna do with this stuff?

Wanna get a beer?

- Sure.

- Let's do it.

My God! You really do have superpowers.

Yeah. Well, it helps

when you haven't used them

in two years, three months,

one week and four days.

OK, now. I got one more in me. Here we go.

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