My Wife Is a Gangster 2

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Lee, Soon Yeol Film

Shin, Eun Kyung

Park, Joon Gyu

Jang, Se Jin

Special Guest Zhang Ziyi

Director Jeong, Heung Soon

Boss!

My Wife Is A Gangster 2

Return of the Legend

Hello! Hello!

It's not my phone that's ringing

- Hello!

...Boss?

- Boss? Who's this?

- It's Robocop

Robocop?

Then I'm Rambo, a**hole

F***er, get boss on the phone

Right now!

OK, okay

Is this a girl or a chicken?

Hey, answer the phone

I said you got a phone call

Hey, she's not going to take it

I'm f***ed up

F***ed up?

Okay, let's get you to a hospital

Oh sh*t, I got to pee

Don't move

You just pull your dick

out anywhere?

Your dick...

You thought only eggs come

from chicken coops, didn't you?

But I saw a woman

come from one

Not only that

she's WonderWoman

She can work 24 hours a day

and not get tired

She can deliver, she can clean

she can cook...

Well, she can't cook, really

Because of her invention

of this useful delivery box

we've done more business

in the last 2 years

than I could have done

on my own, in 7 years

It's like she fell

straight from heaven

She'd try anything

to get her memory back

Now I'm more scared

than just feeling sorry for her

What if she remembers

who she is and leaves me

Not again!

Well, this is was a good one

Maybe she was a famous

artist of something

Impressionist? Or Fauvist?

There must be a group

with scissors

I'm not really familiar with art

Whoever she was

is fine with me

She's an angel

This is the first time something

good has happened in my life

Business has tripled

Actually I take care

of her money, too

Don't get me wrong

I'm not a crooked boss or anything

If I had just one wish

It would be to be on top of her

Get your dick out of here!

Maybe if we had 3 kids

then God wouldn't

take her away from me

You want to die?

I told you not to touch me

without my permission

That's strange...

What's he doing here again?

Wow, that's hot

What's up with this oil today?

I'm back

Have you been on a delivery

or were you making

a house call?

What do you mean

a house call, boss man?

Didn't I tell you

not to laugh like that?

Laugh like a girl

How?

Like that

See, that's nice

You've got a pretty face

if you tried a little, you'd be fine

Answer the phone

What?

The phone

What can I get for you?

Nothing, I just had a sea food

noodle at another restaurant

Wait!

Sit down for a minute

Let's settle up a little later

I'm not here for business

You are too...

Have a seat

I got something to tell you

You heard that?

What?

That 13 blocks here

will be leveled

and a new mall called

'White Village' will be built

I haven't heard about it

It's a big deal

You really should pay attention

to what's going on around you

Calm down

It hurts

You'll have to talk

to my boss about that

Whew, Jae Chol has

nothing to do with this

If you want, I can give you

a store in the mall

You're done with this, right?

Even if I love you

I can't have you

I can't stand it

I feel like crying

What are you talking about?

You've had me

What?

You sh*t! You're thinking of that

weird b*tch again, aren't you?

That Tsu Tsu b*tch

Do you really like that crazy b*tch?

That clumsy b*tch...

No, no!

Why would I be

thinking about her?

You... liar

I've never had

anything to do with her

What?

Anything... what?

You mean you want to do that?

- No, I'm not interested at all

- You do it and I'll kill you

I'm going to do my best tonight

- Whatever you want!

- Get your hands off me!

...Twenty nine

Thir... ty!

Only 30?

Here sit down

I'm a bit weak

We better just play some cards

that's about our speed

Our history teacher things

he's so damn smart

Don't even say a word

Stupid bastard

Yeah I hate him too

Hey how about sharing

a smoke among friends

Buy your own

What a b*tch

You think I'm going to be

scared of your little club

You want to get a piece of me

you'll need a reservation

- You, b*tch!

- Stop there

Fifty-six...

Fifty-seven...

Fifty-eight...

Fifty-nine...

Ji Hyun, you're late

Sixty...

Six...

What are you still doing here?

Do you know what time it is?

What happened to your face?

Have you been in a fight?

I guess I'm too young to see

what you two are doing

We're just playing cards

That's all

It's late

I'm going downstairs

Open the door!

What happened to your face?

If you like her so much

just marry her

You could be a polygamist

Polygamist?

That's if you already have one wife

I've been alone for 17 years

Then don't marry her

Is it 18 years?

So confused...

One sweet and sour pork

a stir-fried seafood

Pork balls in oyster sauce

and a let's see

Let's just do 5 Ja Jang Myun

and 5 seafood noodles

- Go quick!

- Yes, sir

You've only had it a few years

and look what you've done to it

I've never been rough on it

Really!

Does it work?

Pick up a pack of cigarette

on the way back

What are you doing?

We didn't order anything

Why would I be here

if you didn't order anything

Can't you see

I'm having coffee?

You really didn't order anything?

I'm a man, I don't do that

Excuse us, we're busy here

Well since I'm here

we need to settle up

I told you we were busy here

Come back later

Could you pay now?

Are you deaf?

You're starting to piss me off

Count it and put the extra

on next month's bill

Now what?

The order was a prank

If I catch the b*tch...

You'll never catch

that kind of b*tch

- Those gangster bastards

are here again/- What bastards

They say my food's the best

What're you going to do

if they don't pay again?

Don't worry about it I won't

let them get away with it today

You had a sweet and sour pork,

a shrimp, and 3 bottles of wine

So?

Huh?

So what do you want?

That'll be $118 and 50cents won

all together

Do you just not understand?

Do you know who we are?

Well, who are you?

Wow, you must really

want to die?

Are you going to embarrass

yourselves by fighting with a girl?

Sorry Miss... Let's go

You... still need to pay

What's this all about?

Hey let's go outside

and talk about it

Boss!

I'll take care of it

Follow me

What did you want to talk about?

So, uh how was the food?

Your food is incredible

You're serious right?

Drop in anytime

I'll fix you the best we have

Great, and I'll take care of you

I'm well aware of your mind

We've got the bid

for the construction here

You've got a lot of

work to do here

We're partners, partners

- Stop in any time

- Sure

Thank you, boss!

Take care then

Do I really have to live with those shits

in the same neighborhood?

They drive me crazy!

It's still short...

If this is all you're going to make

you need to get rid of this dump

I'll make more

I won't be home tonight

Do you have a problem with that?

No, we'll see you tomorrow

Don't stick your nose

in others' business

We got an order wrong

I reheated it, it should be good

What a timing!

I was very hungry

Who are they? Are they mine?

My daughters?

Maybe my childhood

Freeze!

Put your head down!

If your head's up

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