My Wife Is a Superstar Page #3

Be careful!

People's attention is so fickle nowadays

Are you her fan, too? She's so great

I'd give up years of my life

if my wife is half as pretty as she is

$25, please

This way, please!

Center, please!

Come here, Ki

Stand closer. That's right. Smile

Good. This way.

Can we get an interview, Ki?

Sorry, our filming schedule is tight,

so she's not available right now

But I promise that

I'll set up interviews for you all later

This way, please!

Give us a smile, Mr. Sin

This is an easy shot, Ki.

Once the camera moves, enter the shot here

Just keep walking and walking until

you reach this spot

A vampire will hop out.

Just ignore him

Keep walking and walking until you're

out of the shot, then we cut

Actually, once you move, I'll yell cut

Once I cut, we can't use it anymore.

You get it, right?

Do you want me to try it once?

Try what?

The shot

Let me try moving the camera.

Once it moves, you enter the shot. OK?

OK, try it.

Kar Wai, why didn't

I know about the title change?

What title change? Which film?

This film. It's now called Too Old For Satan

That was always the title

2047. Sounds like Too Old For Satan

Right?

That means you've changed it

You wanted innovation, Mr. Sin

No one has put ghosts

in a Chinese New Year film.

It's groundbreaking

Isn't it?

You're right, but he's not wrong, either

OK, let's shoot

Love working with you

Let's try it!

Cut! Is it stopped?

That camera's stopped, too?

OK, all four cameras are stopped!

OK! That's good!

That's it! Ignore her and keep walking.

I'll cut when you're out of the shot

We just cut. Sorry.

Let's get a more perfect take

We'll keep this. Let's go again

Kar Wai...

I want to say...

What's up?

I thought I got a major supporting role.

Why am I a hopping vampire?

A major supporting role can't hop?

That's crazy!

Haven't you seen Vamp Night? Or was that Twilight?

Anyway, it's the one with vampires and wolves

They're all leading roles

And they were spectacular in it. You can be, too

Ignore her at all costs. Let's go again

This way!

This way, Ki!

Let me take a look

Who the hell is that?

Sit somewhere else. You're scaring people

Get out of the way. This seat is for Ki!

That's your chair, Ki.

It's the lead actress chair

Go away. Why are you sitting so close?

Go on!

Something is blinding me. What is it?

Because there's a bright star in here, right?

That's right!

I hear popping sounds, too

It's because your skin is so fair

and delicate that it pops. Am I right?

That's right!

You have such fine skin. Can I touch it?

It's so smooth

Isn't she beautiful?

She is!

Such smooth skin, right?

That's right!

What about me?

The boss is here! He's so hot,

just like George Lam!

Boss!

Ki, a cosmetics brand asked for you

to be their spokesperson

What? Really?

Why?

Because you're worth it

Boss!

Your company owns so many brands.

There must be one for me

I do, Ching Yu. How about

the dog food that's edible for humans?

Wow! Sure!

I'm a good pet owner

Sometimes I would try the dog food

before feeding it to my doggie

I'll do it!

Honey, it's my parent's wedding anniversary soon

The family is getting together.

Remember to show up!

Sure. We definitely have to celebrate that

Let me take care of the venue!

Hello?

I have a scoop! Ki Chu is already married

It's totally true. I heard it myself

This would be a hell of a headline if it's true

I can see it already

"The married girl next door."

It will be the talk of the town!

We just need to find the husband

We'll hold the report until

she's done with her cosmetics ad

Then she'll really have hell to pay

I'm so excited just by the thought of it!

That sounds cruel, Ching Yu

Who's that? I'm William Chan!

William Chan?

Never mind. Your magazine

has a reporter named Mo Lai

Just send him over

I'll make sure that he finds the evidence on set!

We have a deal, Ching Yu!

I want to burn fat!

Just eat properly.

Can you stop for a second?

You already eat too loudly.

Now you won't sit still.

It's not good for you

Look at how you eat!

It's disgusting

You should read more in your free time,

broaden your horizon.

That's what it takes to be a war reporter!

What do you know

about being a war reporter?

It takes courage to be on the battlefield

You can't get that from a book!

Besides, reading and eating

BBQ pork are unrelated!

My eating noise

and exercise are unrelated, too!

It's my first ad! It's natural to be nervous!

Fine, fine.

Hello?

I just got an exclusive:

Ki Chu is married!

What, really?

Ki Chu is already married?!

That's amazing. I'll snoop around tomorrow

OK. We'll talk tomorrow. Bye!

What are you sitting there for?

You have to hide

How can I go out in this getup? This is nuts!

This is an exclusive scoop.

Follow Ki Chu 24 hours a day

Find out who her husband is

This is gonna get us record sales

Well...

A journalist's job is to uncover the truth.

What's the problem?

How is this different than

reporting from the battlefield?

You're right... but...

I understand!

Are you for real?

"Find Ki's husband, and I vow that

you will return to breaking news"

I'll keep this safe,

so you can't go back on your word

A deal is a deal!

Come here, Ki

Let's talk about the shoot.

I want you to interact with the horse

And I want you to push away your hair more

Do you have any questions?

No

Really

You have a message, Ki

Sorry!

No worries

Don't worry, only Tat and I know about this

And I'm the one assigned to it. It'll be OK

Thank you!

Smile!

Why are we robbing this place?

There's no one here!

There won't be anything to steal

The internet says rich people come here

because it's well-hidden

- Who are you here with?

- Dad.

- Are we in the wrong room?

- Mom. Sis

Dad. Mom. Sis

Is this fashion? I saw a table of people

dressed like you on the way in

That's an interesting trend

One movie, and you're already a big star?

You should marry a rich man, like me

What's wrong with your brother?

That's not what I mean.

I'm just saying, when I go to parties

I hire Maggie Cheung's makeup artist.

She earns ten grand per job

You should pick up a specialty.

You can be a famous makeup artist

It's better than acting!

Let's eat. Have a chicken head.

It's your favorite!

Do you know what today is, honey?

It's our wedding anniversary!

No, it's your son's graduation!

Don't you have to take

a lot of photos at school?

You've loved photography since you were little

You haven't paid this month's allowance, son!

Right... right...

Son

Tell me if you two need money

I can consider helping you...

you are my little brother, after all

Uh-huh...

That's right! You haven't given me

this month's allowance too!

Mom, I gave you $10,000 earlier this month

But that was last month!

Last month? Let me go out and think...

Where do you think you're going?

She already paid me last month?

Your buddies are robbing the place!

What?!

This is a robbery!

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