Naked Ambition 3D Page #7

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your face when...

you are sucking the

Goldfingers of Kato-san,

and that's really cute!

F***!

So what kind of topic

has Mario chosen,

and can he really beat Naoki?

Master Kato,

let's watch it now!

Let's go!

"Superman Ozawa

- Saving the Earth"

The Earth is like an innocent

girl in the Universe,

it has always been molested

by aliens and monsters.

Usually, it happens

only once a week,

as the series of Superman is

only broadcasted once a week.

This time is the worst,

as there are so many monsters.

Too many of them.

Yamete!

Yamete!

At this moment,

these useless Earth Defenders,

who've never defeated

any monsters, appear!

Well, the monsters

have lost their minds!

See?

These scumbags only irritate

the monsters every time,

it's even a waste

time to scold them!

I've just been told...

all our troops've been

defeated by the monsters!

Oh no, we can't hold

this any longer...

Superman Ozawa, the world's

peace is in your hands!

Which episode isn't like that?

Why do you repeat every time?

You f***ing monsters,

why are you here on earth?

What a stupid question!

To destroy the earth,

and most importantly...shopping!

What a bastard! Let

me kill you first.

Invading the earth

just for shopping?

You big evil!

Let me tear off your ears!

Oh why are you here?

I make an appearance

to support you!

Why do you wear a wig?

I've actually been wearing

it all this time.

What the f***! You lie to me?

Get lost!

Superman Ozawa takes a move,

and throws Monster

Hatoyama so far...

You are not human either, why

you don't let us destroy?

The monsters start

to pounce on and...

gang bully Superman Ozawa

and attack Superman Ozawa.

Oh no,

they are actually molesting him.

These monsters are

real perverts,

surfing their hands

on Superman Ozawa.

Look, they are

touching his nipples!

Wow, now's his balls!

F*** you all, my mask!

Take my beam...

Beam! Beam! Beam!

Superman Ozawa, let me ask you,

what's so great about the Earth

that you want to protect?

I don't know!

I'm a Superman, protecting

the Earth is my job!

Don't chitchat

anymore, kill him now!

Oh f***!

Superman Ozawa, you have

f***ed up our Earth!

Ah! You f***ing bastard!

I'm fed up with you!

All you do is talk, why don't

you come down and fight?

You motherf***er!

Just staying up high!

F*** you!

Why are you saying?

Wait a minute, actually

"f***" will do!

The real key to conquer women...

is actually romance and care,

and the real G-spot...

is a woman's heart,

not down there.

Superman Ozawa, you've

got my total respect!

Mario's AV has not only

got out of the Earth,

it has reached the

end of the Universe,

he also expressed the human's

will of living in harmony...

or even reproduce with aliens.

This is one level

higher than Naoki's.

Monsters will no longer

pose threat to human,

the more they come,

the more we f***.

Mario's AV...

has driven out our fear for

monsters in all these years.

Here comes the

official sales record.

Mario Ozawa's AV is

ranked No.1 in sales.

It's a crushing defeat

for Naoki Nagasaki!

It's impossible!

It's impossible!

I officially declare that,

in this King of AV

Battle, the winner is...

Mario Ozawa!

Enough crying. Come down quick

and kneel down before me!

Kneel down please!

Get down now!

Suck it!

Aren't you serious?

That's it?

What?

It's just for a TV programme,

why are you so serious?

Such an idiot!

Wow, you f***ing liar!

The humiliation I've

suffered today,

you will have to pay me back

in a 100 times in the future!

Of course!

Ah! We won!

We won!

Are you happy now?

By the way...

have you ever watched my

AVs and touched yourself?

No, of course not!

Why you seem so nervous?

Hell no, I don't!

Are you a woman?

Hello!

Mario Ozawa!

Here, one each,

they have all been signed!

Thank you!

From now on,

we only sell originals here!

I was going to shut this

shop down this month,

thanks to this idiot,

he is taking over.

That's called being persistent.

Someone said to me once,

we Hong Kongers,

no matter how hard

is the circumstance,

we have to be HARDER!

HARDER!

If we keep being tough and hard,

no one can beat us!

My love... My love... My love...

My...

Now you are an

"impressionism AV Actor"!

Too much hand movements...

What are your hands doing?

Just can't stand it...

Can't stand it...

Chotto Ma Te Yo Love...

Had he shot,

a rubber band would be

added on his wrist.

Since he hasn't shot yet,

he doesn't have any now.

Hello, I'm a fortune

teller from China,

nicknamed "Get-It-All-Wrong"

fortune teller.

My real name is Chan Ho-Sun,

you can call me Peter.

Mr. Peter

ain't I handsome?

Mr. Ozawa, please

punish me physically!

Wow!

What is this?

What is happening?

Your daughter is so f***ed up!

Grabbing my hand to squeeze her

boob, she's crossed the line!

She's crossed the line?

What about me?

Wow! What do you want? Wow!

Thank you!

Thank you everyone!

Thank you.

Wow, so thick!

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