Nam Nam

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Hi!

Come in.

Please don't.

Hello? Mom?

l'm working

Don't call me anymore

(Mr. Chan-Overall: Useless)

What's up?

l'm bored

Mo one asked you out on Sunday?

Too many

They're either short on looks or brains

or both

Don't be too picky

Different levels, hard to communicate

Don't expect too much

Just as long as

they are physically normal

Mo commitment, no pressure

Thanks, l really don't

need to go on Paid Dates

l'll send you some new guys

You like?

They're so so

Why don't we meet for a drink?

Let's just be friends,

you don't need to sway me

Any Girls out there?

l really need one tonight

ls Silver available tomorrow?

Silver quit long ago, how about Lin?

She's too wild,

l want someone gentle but fun

ldiot

Got a client, you want him?

Mo

Why are you so lazy lately?

Miss, we are the police

Does Miss Wong Ka-hei live here?

Wait

l am she You are

Do you know a Girl

named Cheung Shin-see?

Her webname is SILVER

l don't know her very well

Her family reported

her missing a month ago

According to her phone records,

you called her even today

You don't know her very well?

l can't find her either

You called but couldn't reach her.

l see...

We just want some information about her

Don't be nervous

No more TV if we don't

install Digital receiver

We can watch anything on the net

Deeper...

Don't stop...

Harder...

Deeper...

Don't stop

Lift your skirt up for him

The new bag is available now,

Iet's check it out

l don't want the same bag

as the mainlanders

Didn't you know Ms. Gucci

only buys limited editions?

Sorry...

Let's work in my room

What the hell?

What are you doing in my room?

We bought the computer together

and l can use it anytime

You never paid for your half

Give me your share

l'm your brother, Give me some time

Get the hell out!

What's your name?

Caro Don't talk to him

l used this hand

Pervert!

He's not that bad

Your brother is a normal guy

Masturbating is better

than seeing hookers

He's looking for Paid Dates

Paid Dates are not as bad as Call Girls!

How can you have such low standards?

Let's work Okay

This one is funny

Her voice is raspy, very sexy in bed

lt drove me crazy

l filled the whole condom with cum

Stop reading that, let's work

Gucci, take a look

We don't have enough time to finish this

No, Gucci

What? Gucci

lt's the limited edition that you want!

That's the one l want

Only 3 minutes left for the auction

Put in your bid

So many bidders today

Okay

Bingo, the bag is mine

Don't look at me, you know l'm broke

Miss Kwan

l'm the one who won the bid for the bag

That bag, l...

l want it for sure! No matter what...

But l'm out of Hong Kong for 2 weeks

l'll close the deal once l come back

Thank you, bye

Faster. Come on.

Hold it for 10 minutes...and you'll win.

Okay

ln a meeting, talk later, bye

Come on...

Ten minutes, what did l win?

What are you doing?...

What are you afraid of?

So expensive

The money you make from

this is not enough

l'm really hungry

You have to call me more often

Your Girlfriend is like a dead fish

ls it like making love to a corpse?

Wait...

Get out of the way...

What is it?

Let me see...

You said get out of the way...

What? l don't konw

Let me check it

What? The soda spilled on the computer

Oh! No! Try this

lt's useless! Don't you hear that?

No...

Sorry...

Do you assemble computers?

Yes, what is it for?

Video games

Take a look

Getting a new computer?

Do you have cheaper parts?

Mo, that's the cheapest one

So expensive

You are an agent

Others make tens of thousands a month.

You're always broke

Why?

l know Think it over

Thanks

l know l need more business

Have you seen my Girl, Silver?

She seems to be missing

Silver? Why?

Does she owe you money? Yes

l've been calling her but no answer

l told you to be careful

Mot everyone treats you as a friend

What about you then?

You just have a big appetite

Yeah...l'm gonna eat you too

You're sick

Your saliva, b*tch

You're so tasty

Hello Ronnie?

lcy?

Have a seat...

Help yourself

She's Lin?

B*tch, talking behind my back?

So?

l should go

Mo, just stay for a while

We are not gonna eat you,

Ieave if you're scared

Go

l'm going

Call me

She's a character Taiwanese hot chick

But she's nice though.

Loyal to her friends

You guys come here often?

Sometimes

Our flats are small so we hang out here,

what about you?

Where do you hang out?

l just stay at home

Lucky for you,

your parents are never home

You're so free

lt's boring if you have too much freedom

Call me if you are bored

We hang out a lot

Because we all live

in the housing projects

We smoke, drink and hang out...

What kind of guys do you like?

Last night, we called the police

and reported a fire

All these handsome firemen came

All have great abs

Are you guys so wild all the time?

Sometimes, it's fun

Come here more often,

Iet's go out together

Okay? Okay

Eat No, thanks

Want to be a Paid Date. How do l start?

Put up your personal details

Put up your measurements,

someone will contact you on MSN

State your boundaries beforehand

Like no anal or sperm swallowing...

Wear condoms

and get paid first, some clients cheat

Okay, thanks

Gucci, 16 years old...

No, Gigi, 16 years old, 32 - 25 - 34

Mo looks, no figure, l'd ratherjerk off

Don't think you can't be seen

in the dark

Get a make over

You guys are so critical,

you must all be very handsome

Show us your pictures

Thanks, Ronnie

Can we be friends?

and this piece in particular

is interesting.

lt's by the renowned artist

Eduardo Paolozzi

Hi, Gigi, l'm Ronnie

Hi, my real name is Gucci

Hi, Gucci

l'm curious...why are you doing this?

l bid for a Gucci bag

and l need the money to pay for that

Do you get paid after sex or before?

Do you get paid just for a date?

Mo one ever called me,

how should l know?

l don't know anything

Are you still a virgin then?

Don't be shy, you'll make a fortune

if you are

lf you have any questions,

feel free to ask me

Feel free to roam around

and enjoy the sculptures

(VIRGIN)

(LV sells virginity)

You're really a virgin?

Try for yourself

How big are your breasts?

Very small, 32A

Don't worry, they're enough to use

VirGin for sale, anyone want to try?

How much?

Mo thanks, if she's a pig

AV Expert, you seem to be interested in

that LV virgin

Anyone would be interested in a virgin

l'd like to try a virgin

more than a threesome

She's the hottest thing on the net

AV Expert, will you put in a bid?

As an AV Expert, l'll leave

that to young guys like you

AV Expert...

Let's meet tomorrow,

l'll introduce you to a pro

Great

lcy, Lin

Remember, if you can choose,

you're the boss

She's calling foryou She's coming...

Does it really hurt?

Feels good more than pain

lt's wide enough, don't be afraid

What?

She said your ear hole is wide enough,

it won't hurt

ls it really painful?

Like toothache or headache?

Like a stomachache

Yours is as wide as a tunnel

They're nuts

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