Nastya Page #5

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- Here is the phone number.

But you don't need to talk to her.

Just ask Sasha to come to the phone

I wish to inform you...

...First of all, Nastya Plotnikova

is a fantastic worker...

...Second, Nastya Plotnikova is a person with a crystal-pure soul

- Third...in every moral sense, Nastya Plotnikova is...

- They're buying! They're buying the "Dzerzhinsky"!

He's paying three dollars!

I made eyes at him...

What a fool I am. I should have said $5.

Hey, Valya, offer him the "Stalin"!

No, that wasn't for you.

Pardon me, I'll call you back.

Help me, or else he might skip out!

- One dollar

- Yes...

Two dollars

And three dollars

Good?

Mister! Are you interested in history?

I recommend taking the full set.

For two dollars.

Ah, this is comrade Leonid Brezhnev...

...looking very young.

Now so hard to get. Do take it.

Fraulein, I approached you to make a photo

because you look like Madonna.

And what did you do to me?

A hole into wool.

Hooligan!

See how you're tramping around here,

just spoiling all the business.

Yakov Alekseevich, maybe we should display them

on all the shelves upfront, so they are more visible?

Yeah, all the ones we have on the shelf

We put up there for DOLLARS!

Oh look, Stalin's mustache piece broke off

We can glue it back.

Woman...sweetheart,

why are you touching products with your hands?

and sticking your nose in...?

Yes, it's me again.

Yes...

Oh yeah?

You and your brother aren't worth

even Nastya's pinky finger!

...but it only from us...

You're the one who's a

loose-mannered geisha!

Swimsuits from the firm Kitaina.

Sold in the USA and in Beryozka stores.

- Maybe that one in white?

- No

- What about the one in grey?

- Not very...

Good-not too good. We're losing time.

That one in the jacket.

Light!

- Block it off!

- Block the foot traffic.

- Camera on me.

- Hey, what's this?

- Sorry, the exit is closed.

Move along, move along.

And thus, the computer revealed to us

the one billionth passanger. You're the one.

Please introduce yourself.

- What?

- What is your name?

- Anastasia

- Anastasia! A remarkable Russian name!

And now, a minute for a commercial.

Girl, off to the make-up artists, quick!

Citizen-passengers, please be conscientious

We kindly ask of you.

There she is, our charming lucky winner! Applause!

And now, our "billionth" sponsors

have prepared a surprise.

Is it a small blouse or a jacket?

Please go ahead!

A coat... slightly made from mink.

And now 2 minutes for commercials.

That was for our TV viewers.

But for us, the White Walz.

Billionth-Dame, invite the gentlemen.

Excuse me, can I invite a friend of mine?

- He's supposed to be here

- When he arrives, you may. Meanwhile,

permit me to be in his place

Citizen-passangers...

...due to maintenance, the Makhno

station is temporarily closed.

the doors will not be opening.

Won't the doors be opening?

- They won't be.

- They won't let the passangers out?

- It's only temporary

- Someone is supposed to

meet me here for a date at 7

- How will he get here? Can you talk to someone?

- First of all, it's not 7 yet. Second, it's only for a short while.

We'll wrap it up very soon.

Katya! Excuse me.

Katya, it's me!

- Do you recognize me?

- Of course I do!

May I introduce Ekaterina. She

is the one who invited me here.

Good evening. No reason not to drink then.

Mikhalych!

- A national figure is drinking vodka.

- Let him. We have enough for everyone.

That's your business, but keep in mind:

he'll be getting his check lying down.

- Let's go

- Pardon me

You know, I had told Katya this...

that Chekhov was correct

when he said

When you gaze upon beauty, you sense

yourself to be a temporary phenomenon.

- But beauty is eternal like the sky or the sea

- Nobody cares what someone once said. Let's go dance!

Want to dance? Come, we invite you.

Bud, help me out. Your flowers for my belt.

- A belt? What's that, a "Vranger"?

Hello

I represent the Association

of Independent Passangers

I must immediately pass these flowers

to the Makhno station.

Look who woke up! Should have done it

earlier. They won't open the doors there now.

My association will go on a hunger strike.

Alright, I will put you in the rear cabin.

Billionth-Dame!

May I introduce our sponsor from South Korea!

He invited us for a boat ride

Can we also come along?

- Are these your friends?

- Yes

They are all invited. And this is my girl.

You are all invited!

Tell me, have you ever had a view of

Moscow in the night from the water?

Darling, I probably can't go.

I have to wake up early tomorrow.

What to do? Hang on, let me ask

my friend, he'll walk you home.

Have a nice swim together!

Katya, hold on!

Why are you just standing there?

Go after her.

- I can't catch up with her now.

- Why you! She loves you so much.

Get away from me, I don't want to see you.

Get away.

Billionth-Dame!

Quit pouting, Billionth-Dame!

Come for the front-cover photo shoot.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

here's our surprise for Uncle Savelyi

May I introduce Ms. Tver and Ms. Israel.

Be my guest.

Pardon me, gentlemen!

May I see you for a second?

These are a belated gift from

Sasha Pechogin, if you remember him.

And he asked me to give you this message:

that he left for Singapour...forever!

- So long!

- Sasha, wait, I'll explain everything.

Olya was right. You are you, and I am me.

- It's just a coincidence.

- No, it's fate. Such is life!

I wish you happiness.

Fool!

Billionth-Dame!

Where are you off to?

We have to hand in

an honorary check now!

To hell with all of you!

God, why did I need all this?

I don't want it.

I don't want it!

Hello?

Nastya, this is Sasha

I messed things up a bit, didn't I?

Umm...yep

Which office supplies store are you in?

The one over by the bridge?

Yep.

- Then I'll stop by, ok?

- Yep.

- I'll stop by.

- I'll be waiting.

Young lady, where are you going?

I'm here to visit an acquaintence.

What acquaintance, for goodness sake?

This place is under remodeling for 5 years now.

It's open.

Hey, it's me.

- How's your mom?

- She's fine.

Valya, this one guy will come asking for Nastya.

Tell him that she...flew away to Tver.

forever!

Look at me, I went for a ride!

- Hello, Yakov Alekseevich?

- Oh, you're back?

That's good.

Are you not feeling well?

- Insomnia

- Oh... Where are you going?

Downstairs to the repair shop.

Maybe they can fix it.

Nastya has come just now.

Wanna talk to her?

No, I won't.

Don't want to.

She doesn't want to.

OK, Mymrik, it's time for me to go.

You call me, ok? Call me.

Nastya, can you imagine-

he woke me up and started

- ...talking, talking, talking...

- Katya!

this one guy is about to show up

and ask for Nastya Plotnikova

So just tell him she flew away to Tver

She has it there!

He says you have erasers in stock

We want 100 pieces.

The limit is 2 per person

- We're buying for the entire school

- Oh, just give it to them, before they drag

the whole gang in here.

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