Natale a Miami Page #2

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- Britney Spears ...

- I what I said?

- That's Stella.

It seems to exit the diapers ...

Hey, Stella!

Look who's here!

- What are you doing here, Uncle George ... ?

- Surprise holidays ... !

I'll be damned ....

- Thank you!

- Come down, now you have an age ...

- Another ari well.

- It hurts.

To know that you have grown so much,

my dear.

I hope you sleep here,

do not like my father ...

Why?

Mario where he sleeps?

In a hotel. I told you I

sleep here, we have enough space ...

- You know what my ex-husband ...

- You say that now is with another woman?

What do you think? Sure, there will

never change.

You know what to do? I'm going to hotel

and I bring this baggage. It's good to you?

- Yes.

- Again ... ?

- What are you doing, baby?

- We recorded everything in secret.

- Want to see pictures?

- Are you a real pig.

Of course I want ... !

- You pulled ... ?

- You were not in the frame.

- What were you doing, i style your hair .. ?

- If I see someone combed ... !

- What do you mean? If you see someone ...

- Just kidding!

- Who is it?

- I ordered and champagne.

- Bravo!

- Put it in the beginning.

Mario!

Mario!

- God! Giorgio's at the door.

- Giorgio ...

- Mario!

- Giorgio! What are you doing here, Giorgio?

- Why scream it?

- Who screams?

I'm amazed and you! Not me and be

expected to do something like that.

Be calm. I can explain everything to tell you,

not like that as you think.

- You mean you're alone.

- No, but I assure you that ...

Stay here with a slut instead to stay home

and girls best friend.

That was ... ! Better tell me

What do "you" here?

I can not I stay alone.

I took the first plane ... Forgive me ...

- Let's go home to Kelly!

- No, I can ... !

- I'll talk to your wife ... !

- Do not you understand.

- Why?

- Because snoring.

- He knows and that?

- It's not Russian, in Russia.

- Let's go to Kelly.

- Come dressed like that?

Who looks like wearing?

I will send someone to take luggage.

O and the Russian luggage?

A steal to tell you everything. I help you ...

You look at porn?

Let me see and I ... !

You were ... !

Damn damn you!

A and of a do ... ?

Look what I do!

Spider position do?

And Daniela loves ...

It was our favorite position.

Spider position ...

Feel that vibrate ...

A hand keeps the neck ...

And now you are thinking about Daniel?

And now, when ocean separates you?

An ocean ....

- Marco!

- Enough! Give me your hand!

Where I go, Marco?

This car is not for me.

It's a funeral car.

Mother ...

Where else finds a place like this?

It's paradise! You see what's here?

Prepare you are, boys?

These girls know job ....

What is your father? Suddenly appeared

and we collect the boa and e?

No petting ...

Listen to me!

Latin Lovers Italian arrived!

I nali, and beautiful, descurcrei ...

In Milan, my son is told

exhibiionist largest ...

There is no need, father!

Excuse us!

- Be careful, this puts you ...

- Sorry!

So many excuses ...

Do not be modest!

To avoid further awkward figures

it is better to tell you you doing a hotel.

- To go to the hotel?

- We hear the phone.

- Need to get my luggage!

- No! Thi I send them. Ciao!

Ciao, Paolino! And he left me.

First wife, and Paolino.

Paolino, no! He wants to stay with his father.

His father is his father!

What's this?

A fire escape?

I leave luggage and go there I find

Sandra, my friend chatting.

You saw it! I can let you escape

such a beauty?

Worth!

I get a little picture?

- Are you crazy, what do you do?

- Look there!

Thi sent a picture of another,

and mocked you.

- It's only a picture advertising.

- Why?

There is only one explanation.

It's ugly ...

- Why ... ?

- I pulled a nasty eap ...

Thi is not any more trouble.

And we can have fun without it.

Maybe not a beautiful and ...

Good! I am Jane, your neighbor.

He is the Rock, my dog.

- Hello, I Rock!

- Hey, Lassie!

I broke the shower,

can I do to you?

- Stripped?

- Why, do you dressed?

Nudi As you know, our skin out and ... !

- A and e!

- If you want, I go and fix i site.

- Talk to you seriously?

- Jokes and you! He wants to play ...

Enter!

Welcome! I'm going to shower!

Tonight, it's a party

my apartment. Come and you?

Of course!

We are pleased.

Have you seen the bottom is?

A Doberman!

And my Donatella has one.

Who the hell I came to Miami?

Here one be?

Perhaps beyond.

Who made me go up here?

Boa and they hurt ...

Here one be?

Yes, here it is!

Paolino is your father,

do not never leaves you.

I have to pee. We are between men,

What importance has ... ?

Hey, Paolino!

Thi gave apartment dog?

What you want, pee? Bark

American, do not understand.

Be quiet! Are you crazy?

Please let me go!

It's thick!

- Put that thing in thi!

- A bag somewhere I do not ipa!

Where you choose a bag!

- What pork ... !

- It's just a dog. A dog.

Help!

The bathroom is an obsessed ...

I got it, gentlemen and time.

Thi said that I catch him.

- What are you doing, Dad?

- Paolo's father started well.

Do not tell that the left

because of me.

- I had to go to the hotel?

- Yes, you.

I can not stay here with you?

No! Because you're ba ....

Because you're great.

- How?

- Great ... !

Do you want to tell that I'm older!

Hey, Paolo! What is your father on his head?

Boy George resembles.

- Especially the behavior ...

- Sorry! I knew it not to and a.

Look where we Paolino!

We are on Western Drive.

This is serious business,

seems that we are in Silicon Valley.

Look it!

All they look at us.

- You rent the car and I Barbie doll!

- Barbie heavyweight.

- Give Thi thing down on the head.

- Why are old?

No, look like a dork!

I understood, Daniela,

now try to escape ...

No!

And figure frogs and lime, I can not ...

I'd like to do

Sweet Cheriot all night.

Cheriot Sweet!

Means servant, Daniel!

Not because I had left, and your wounds I

the fact that I do not know for whom.

Enough, let alone Daniela

few steps to make i. .. !

- Live and you?

- Do not wait for Mario. Plecai ... !

Ciao!

- Where to go?

- Stella took him for a walk.

He spoke in one of Daniela.

I could not ...

Hopefully I'll pass.

Listen, Kelly! You do not mind

If there are less ... ?

Pig!

I think the rectum and Daniela did a great

stupid. How could you leave?

Thank you!

You're very nice.

- Can I confess something to tell you?

- Say it!

- When I was 13 I fell in love with you.

- Why did not you say? I could ...

Just kidding!

- It was the enthusiasm of childhood.

- Why? Seem a child?

You grew up and i. ..

- I grew up and still are in love with you.

- Let's go back, can we seek ...

tiai And I did that first time

love, I thought of you?

Glad Thi liked,

to change discussion.

- Welcome! Want to take a bath?

- A bathroom?

- Why not? Let's take a bath!

- We bathroom dezbrcai then make love.

- Are you crazy? Want to go to jail?

- What you got to lose?

- Stop it!

- You must go to buy a frozen.

Your father is like a brother to me.

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