Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger! Page #11

Synopsis: This sequel to the popular British comedy sees a new teacher (David Tennant) take over. When he enters his school in the National 'Song for Christmas' Competition, he and his pregnant wife, and the schoolchildren, embark on an epic road trip that ends up with a birth and a donkey, where he must embrace his fears and become a hero.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Debbie Isitt
Production: Inception Media Group
 
IMDB:
5.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
36%
Year:
2012
105 min
$5,109,698
Website
1,582 Views


I don't know.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the moo-vies.

- The what?

- Moooo-vies.

Back to the classrooms.

Hang your head in shame.

With th' angelic host proclaim

Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark! The herald angels sing

Glory to the newborn king

Lewis, do you think that kind of singing

is gonna win The Song For Christmas?

- No, Mr Shakespeare.

- Nor do I. Sit down.

I do have a sad story

but I don't have a song or a dance.

We love sad stories.

Sad stories are the things

that inspire other things.

Um, my mum came home from work.

She went to my nanny's

and then she found out

that my nanny's dog died.

Counting down to Christmas every day

24 windows to go

Hoping that we're gonna get snow

Holding out for Santa, ho, ho, ho

Counting down to Christmas all the way

Feeling kind of glad I'm alive

Waiting for my stuff to arrive

I hope I get a fast car I can drive

You can keep your peace on Earth

You can keep your holy birth

Keep your frankincense and myrrh

I want something with some worth

I want diamonds big and rough

Never stop, it's not enough

All I want is Christmas stuff

Oh, counting down to Christmas...

Tis the season to be jolly,

fa-la la-la-la...

It's the most miserable "jolly"

I've ever seen.

Holding out for Santa, ho, ho, ho

Counting down to Christmas

all the way...

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Batman smells

Santa got stuck up the chimney

And then he lost his willy

Hoo-hoo! It's a bit blue!

You can keep your holy...

All is calm

All is bright

Let's see your eyes.

Round the virgin so...

Yes, all right, sit down.

I'll have to think about you.

All I want for Christmas...

Here we go. Christmas ain't for paupers.

Christmas ain't for paupers.

Now can you do it like

a working class person?

Christmas ain't for paupers.

Brilliant! It's so accurate.

You see, it's so authentic, that.

Did you feel it?

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a... star in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Wow!

Christmas is for crackers

on the Christmas tree

Christmas is for kisses

that you give to me

Christmas is the footprints

in the fluffy snow

Christmas is the hanging

of the mistletoe

Christmas is for stockings

that we like to fill

Christmas is for happiness

and all goodwill

Christmas means

I'm gonna need a slimmin' pill

And that's why we call it

merry Christmas

It's a feeling you can't explain

Walking off your dinner

down a frosty lane

Singing a carol in the silent night

And back to stuff

your super-sizing appetite

Christmas is for Santa

and for Christmas pud

Christmas is for laughter

and for feeling good

Christmas is the only time

to fall in love

And that's why we call it

merry Christmas

And that's why we call it

merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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Debbie Isitt

Debbie Isitt (born 7 February 1966 in Birmingham, England) is a comic writer, film director and performer. more…

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