Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger! Page #11
I don't know.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moo-vies.
- The what?
- Moooo-vies.
Back to the classrooms.
Hang your head in shame.
With th' angelic host proclaim
Christ is born in Bethlehem
Glory to the newborn king
Lewis, do you think that kind of singing
is gonna win The Song For Christmas?
- No, Mr Shakespeare.
- Nor do I. Sit down.
I do have a sad story
but I don't have a song or a dance.
We love sad stories.
Sad stories are the things
Um, my mum came home from work.
She went to my nanny's
and then she found out
that my nanny's dog died.
Counting down to Christmas every day
24 windows to go
Hoping that we're gonna get snow
Holding out for Santa, ho, ho, ho
Counting down to Christmas all the way
Feeling kind of glad I'm alive
Waiting for my stuff to arrive
I hope I get a fast car I can drive
You can keep your peace on Earth
You can keep your holy birth
Keep your frankincense and myrrh
I want something with some worth
I want diamonds big and rough
Never stop, it's not enough
All I want is Christmas stuff
Oh, counting down to Christmas...
Tis the season to be jolly,
fa-la la-la-la...
It's the most miserable "jolly"
I've ever seen.
Holding out for Santa, ho, ho, ho
Counting down to Christmas
all the way...
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Batman smells
Santa got stuck up the chimney
And then he lost his willy
Hoo-hoo! It's a bit blue!
You can keep your holy...
All is calm
All is bright
Let's see your eyes.
Round the virgin so...
Yes, all right, sit down.
I'll have to think about you.
All I want for Christmas...
Here we go. Christmas ain't for paupers.
Christmas ain't for paupers.
Now can you do it like
Christmas ain't for paupers.
Brilliant! It's so accurate.
You see, it's so authentic, that.
Did you feel it?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Like a... star in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Wow!
Christmas is for crackers
on the Christmas tree
Christmas is for kisses
that you give to me
Christmas is the footprints
in the fluffy snow
Christmas is the hanging
of the mistletoe
Christmas is for stockings
that we like to fill
Christmas is for happiness
and all goodwill
Christmas means
I'm gonna need a slimmin' pill
And that's why we call it
merry Christmas
It's a feeling you can't explain
Walking off your dinner
down a frosty lane
Singing a carol in the silent night
And back to stuff
your super-sizing appetite
Christmas is for Santa
and for Christmas pud
Christmas is for laughter
and for feeling good
Christmas is the only time
to fall in love
And that's why we call it
merry Christmas
And that's why we call it
merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, everybody!
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